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Crazy Caption Photo No.083: "Monkey Business"

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Jeremy Camp, Pet Detective. [B Brown]

"Wait... spidey senses tingling... there's something behind me isn't there?" [The Benster!]

"Well, I did say I'd take you back..." [Annie]

Unable to shake the accursed monkey on his back, Jeremy settled in to a strange, yet not unpleasant, coexistence with the creature. [Steve]

Sunglasses: $15. Entry fee to the zoo: $19. Finding out Jeremy Camp has a fear of monkeys: Priceless. [Taylor]

The supporters of the evolution theory claim a major victory. [seagull boy]

"Monkey wanna cracker?" [Josherhosen]

Jeremy Camp: Christian Songwriter, Dove Award Winner, Wannabe Organ Grinder [OhMeOhMy]

"Darwin was wrong, but can't we still be friends?" [shag]

"Toto, I'm beginning to think we're not in Kansas any more..." [a_girl_brushed_RED]

"Judging by the wet, warm sensation down my back, he's not housetrained, is he...?" [FliptheLemon]

As shown here, to prevent monkey chain attacks, simply look in the opposite direction. [Wesley]

Jeremy Camp, The Circus Project [Jessy]

"I know you don't like being chained up, but the law requires all humans to be on a chain when theyr'e being walked." [trouble]

"Yes, I'm so sorry, the monkey does have fleas... but I have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance." [jakearoo]

...so then Georgylocks tried Jeremy's shoulder, and it was just right. [pedro]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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