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Crazy Caption Photo No.085: "Storeside Serenade"

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"Can I get a price check on Matthew West please?" [Mookie]

"...if you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle..." [seagull boy]

"Singer/Songwriters? Try aisle 3" [Azzamaloney]

"I'm sorry, I'm out of cash. Do you take song?" [stlarry]

Surrounded by his favorite food items, he could not help but burst into song... [Scrooge]

"I love you s'mooooore..." [Adam]

"'Cause you're his cheeseburger, his lovely cheeseburger..." [Darren]

Suddenly he started singing Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" [skillet.crazy]

...and then he realizes he was performing in front of nothing but Hostess cupcakes. [luvs2play_softball]

Some artists try out a new song in front of family and friends... others do it in the produce aisle. [Alena]

"Let's see....milk, eggs, bread, guitarist... I think that's it." [willie]

"When I say I sing for a living... I mean it" [i *heart* glitter]

"Ok,I sung you a song. Now may I please get my bag and leave?" [Emily Hooks]

"I'm singing in a store, and I'm SINGING!" [manda]

This is what happens when an artist ticks off his booking agent. [Chuck Woods]

You know something is wrong when you remember to bring your guitar instead of your wallet, to the corner store. [eXiSt_2_iNsPiRe]

"Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you?" [jessy]

The Results of Saying: "I don't care where I play, I just want to perform." [Katherine]

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Music Out This Week


This Monday, September 7
SINGLES
Michael W. Smith There She Stands - Single [The Fuel]

This Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]

SINGLES
Limoblaze Super Power II (feat. Rua Young) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
Limoblaze Do It Now (Acoustic) - EP [Reach]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Free Indeed - Single [Syntax]
K3hlab The Realm of Grief - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro SOUTHPAW - Single [Syntax]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Exit - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Stay For You - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]

Next Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot]
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC]
Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG]
for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]

SINGLES
ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)

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