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Crazy Caption Photo No.085: "Storeside Serenade"

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"Can I get a price check on Matthew West please?" [Mookie]

"...if you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle..." [seagull boy]

"Singer/Songwriters? Try aisle 3" [Azzamaloney]

"I'm sorry, I'm out of cash. Do you take song?" [stlarry]

Surrounded by his favorite food items, he could not help but burst into song... [Scrooge]

"I love you s'mooooore..." [Adam]

"'Cause you're his cheeseburger, his lovely cheeseburger..." [Darren]

Suddenly he started singing Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" [skillet.crazy]

...and then he realizes he was performing in front of nothing but Hostess cupcakes. [luvs2play_softball]

Some artists try out a new song in front of family and friends... others do it in the produce aisle. [Alena]

"Let's see....milk, eggs, bread, guitarist... I think that's it." [willie]

"When I say I sing for a living... I mean it" [i *heart* glitter]

"Ok,I sung you a song. Now may I please get my bag and leave?" [Emily Hooks]

"I'm singing in a store, and I'm SINGING!" [manda]

This is what happens when an artist ticks off his booking agent. [Chuck Woods]

You know something is wrong when you remember to bring your guitar instead of your wallet, to the corner store. [eXiSt_2_iNsPiRe]

"Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you?" [jessy]

The Results of Saying: "I don't care where I play, I just want to perform." [Katherine]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Marcus Hummon Bless the Broken Road - Single
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
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