Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.095: "Sanctus Service"

Crazy Caption Photo No.095: "Sanctus Service"

(pictured: Matt Hammitt from Sanctus Real, from MySpace.com)

"Dude, thanks for the help, but I'm just checking the wiper fluid." [Chuck]

"And you're sure this will power my PSP?" [DJ Ska]

"The battery? Oh, I took that out to make more room for the CD player..." [Reno]

"I'll give you 5 bucks to lick these!" [AnberlinFan]

"I knew I shouldn't have bought a Ford" [sk84Christ]

"Well... the headlights work." [schnauzersloveme]

"You know, the illustrations in that correspondence course were stunningly inadequate." [The Benster!]

"Salad oil is cheaper. It seemed like a good idea at the time..." [TigerlilyHobbit]

"Oh, man. There's a lot more under my hood than I thought." [J-Ra]

"Hey, I just wanted to let you know before we get started, I have no idea what I'm doing." [zach_larson]

"I bet Jack Bauer never has this problem." [moneylone]

"Don't tell my mom I can hotwire a car, okay?" [silver tiger]

"What would MacGyver do?" [lulabell]

"Uh, wait. Dude, this isn't my car" [Cati]

"Women go crazy over ear flaps... just trust me on this one." [Theodore]

"Oh man, I can't wait... I love explosions." [Candace]

"I didn't think it would come to this... I thought our new CD would sell at least 20 copies..." [Bachi234]