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Crazy Caption Photo No.095: "Sanctus Service"

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"Dude, thanks for the help, but I'm just checking the wiper fluid." [Chuck]

"And you're sure this will power my PSP?" [DJ Ska]

"The battery? Oh, I took that out to make more room for the CD player..." [Reno]

"I'll give you 5 bucks to lick these!" [AnberlinFan]

"I knew I shouldn't have bought a Ford" [sk84Christ]

"Well... the headlights work." [schnauzersloveme]

"You know, the illustrations in that correspondence course were stunningly inadequate." [The Benster!]

"Salad oil is cheaper. It seemed like a good idea at the time..." [TigerlilyHobbit]

"Oh, man. There's a lot more under my hood than I thought." [J-Ra]

"Hey, I just wanted to let you know before we get started, I have no idea what I'm doing." [zach_larson]

"I bet Jack Bauer never has this problem." [moneylone]

"Don't tell my mom I can hotwire a car, okay?" [silver tiger]

"What would MacGyver do?" [lulabell]

"Uh, wait. Dude, this isn't my car" [Cati]

"Women go crazy over ear flaps... just trust me on this one." [Theodore]

"Oh man, I can't wait... I love explosions." [Candace]

"I didn't think it would come to this... I thought our new CD would sell at least 20 copies..." [Bachi234]

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This Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

This Monday, February 2, 2026
SINGLES
F'rael Real Ones (Pretti Good) - Single [Syntax]

This Wednesday, February 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Reawaken Hymns Exegesis - EP (independent)

This Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Lecrae Reconstruction: Second Story (Deluxe) [Reach]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Bill B. & Jay Carter Another Chance - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP, OnBeatMusic, 1K Phew Fake - Single [Syntax]
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
K3hlab Tears of a Clown - Single [Syntax]
Hulvey Rooftop (feat. nobigdyl) - Single [Reach]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
Prodi Da Prodigal, ATTAM Checkmate - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]

SINGLES
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
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