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Crazy Caption Photo No.095: "Sanctus Service"

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"Dude, thanks for the help, but I'm just checking the wiper fluid." [Chuck]

"And you're sure this will power my PSP?" [DJ Ska]

"The battery? Oh, I took that out to make more room for the CD player..." [Reno]

"I'll give you 5 bucks to lick these!" [AnberlinFan]

"I knew I shouldn't have bought a Ford" [sk84Christ]

"Well... the headlights work." [schnauzersloveme]

"You know, the illustrations in that correspondence course were stunningly inadequate." [The Benster!]

"Salad oil is cheaper. It seemed like a good idea at the time..." [TigerlilyHobbit]

"Oh, man. There's a lot more under my hood than I thought." [J-Ra]

"Hey, I just wanted to let you know before we get started, I have no idea what I'm doing." [zach_larson]

"I bet Jack Bauer never has this problem." [moneylone]

"Don't tell my mom I can hotwire a car, okay?" [silver tiger]

"What would MacGyver do?" [lulabell]

"Uh, wait. Dude, this isn't my car" [Cati]

"Women go crazy over ear flaps... just trust me on this one." [Theodore]

"Oh man, I can't wait... I love explosions." [Candace]

"I didn't think it would come to this... I thought our new CD would sell at least 20 copies..." [Bachi234]

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This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
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