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Crazy Caption Photo No.099: "The Mac's Back"

(pictured: Gabe, TobyMac, and Tim; from TobyMac.com)
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"Dude... quit being so dramatic. $2.50 for a cup of coffee is usual for airports." [Jarrett]

"Woah! Dude, way cool, I just tripped TobyMac!" [AudioACanuck]

"Next time, Toby, you will believe me that I am trained in the ways of The Force!" [seagull boy]

"All I said was 'DC Talk wasn't getting back together,' and he dropped kicked me!" [Biblebill]

"Seriously, we know you can be a seal, but stop!" [Karl M]

"Excuse me, operator? Yeah... could I get the number for 9-1-1 please?" [Genius]

"Uh dude, I meant drop and give me $20 bucks." [Hannah]

"Michael... Kevin... You there? He says that he can't move until you guys agree to do a reunion tour with him!" [Lwooddb]

"Oh man, I have to get off the phone now!! Toby's trying to do the worm again!" [Dancer1216]

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why Shonlock handles the stunts. [demonslayer25]

"Sorry we had to cancel the show. Toby and Gabe had another dance off in the middle of the airport. Guess who won?" [Manders]

"I'm on the ground and your on the phone. Thanks for caring!" [JoshN]

"Must... impress people... with... the... worm... *gasps*" []

"I said 20 'guys' push ups not 20 'girls' push ups!" [Ryan]

"Dude! You won't believe this! Tobymac just fell out of the ceiling!" [Chrais]

"Hold on! I want to send my friend a picture with my new Verizon Wireless picture phone!" [Sno]

"Maybe you shouldn't try that backflip again, Tob..." [Spazz]

"I'll be alright! Just save yourselves, leave me. Tell my family that I love them. Now go on! Get outta here, GO" [reese4adios]

Febreze - it's that fresh. [andi]

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This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]


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