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Crazy Caption Photo No.099: "The Mac's Back"

(pictured: Gabe, TobyMac, and Tim; from TobyMac.com)
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"Dude... quit being so dramatic. $2.50 for a cup of coffee is usual for airports." [Jarrett]

"Woah! Dude, way cool, I just tripped TobyMac!" [AudioACanuck]

"Next time, Toby, you will believe me that I am trained in the ways of The Force!" [seagull boy]

"All I said was 'DC Talk wasn't getting back together,' and he dropped kicked me!" [Biblebill]

"Seriously, we know you can be a seal, but stop!" [Karl M]

"Excuse me, operator? Yeah... could I get the number for 9-1-1 please?" [Genius]

"Uh dude, I meant drop and give me $20 bucks." [Hannah]

"Michael... Kevin... You there? He says that he can't move until you guys agree to do a reunion tour with him!" [Lwooddb]

"Oh man, I have to get off the phone now!! Toby's trying to do the worm again!" [Dancer1216]

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why Shonlock handles the stunts. [demonslayer25]

"Sorry we had to cancel the show. Toby and Gabe had another dance off in the middle of the airport. Guess who won?" [Manders]

"I'm on the ground and your on the phone. Thanks for caring!" [JoshN]

"Must... impress people... with... the... worm... *gasps*" []

"I said 20 'guys' push ups not 20 'girls' push ups!" [Ryan]

"Dude! You won't believe this! Tobymac just fell out of the ceiling!" [Chrais]

"Hold on! I want to send my friend a picture with my new Verizon Wireless picture phone!" [Sno]

"Maybe you shouldn't try that backflip again, Tob..." [Spazz]

"I'll be alright! Just save yourselves, leave me. Tell my family that I love them. Now go on! Get outta here, GO" [reese4adios]

Febreze - it's that fresh. [andi]

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This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Jesus Be The Name Exclusive *iTunes only [Provident/Sony]
Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
Anthem Edition In Christ Alone - Single [Sonlite]
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Bridge Music, Reggie Dartey & Eben MR. JESUS - Single [Minstrel/Capitol CMG]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
j. dreaming Blessed - Single [MTM]
Marcus Hummon Bless the Broken Road (feat. Levi Hummon) - Single (independent)
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Brandon Lake & Lainey Wilson The Jesus I Know Now - Single [Provident/Sony]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
Jamison Strain Savior You Are - Single (independent)
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
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