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Crazy Caption Photo No.099: "The Mac's Back"

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"Dude... quit being so dramatic. $2.50 for a cup of coffee is usual for airports." [Jarrett]

"Woah! Dude, way cool, I just tripped TobyMac!" [AudioACanuck]

"Next time, Toby, you will believe me that I am trained in the ways of The Force!" [seagull boy]

"All I said was 'DC Talk wasn't getting back together,' and he dropped kicked me!" [Biblebill]

"Seriously, we know you can be a seal, but stop!" [Karl M]

"Excuse me, operator? Yeah... could I get the number for 9-1-1 please?" [Genius]

"Uh dude, I meant drop and give me $20 bucks." [Hannah]

"Michael... Kevin... You there? He says that he can't move until you guys agree to do a reunion tour with him!" [Lwooddb]

"Oh man, I have to get off the phone now!! Toby's trying to do the worm again!" [Dancer1216]

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why Shonlock handles the stunts. [demonslayer25]

"Sorry we had to cancel the show. Toby and Gabe had another dance off in the middle of the airport. Guess who won?" [Manders]

"I'm on the ground and your on the phone. Thanks for caring!" [JoshN]

"Must... impress people... with... the... worm... *gasps*" []

"I said 20 'guys' push ups not 20 'girls' push ups!" [Ryan]

"Dude! You won't believe this! Tobymac just fell out of the ceiling!" [Chrais]

"Hold on! I want to send my friend a picture with my new Verizon Wireless picture phone!" [Sno]

"Maybe you shouldn't try that backflip again, Tob..." [Spazz]

"I'll be alright! Just save yourselves, leave me. Tell my family that I love them. Now go on! Get outta here, GO" [reese4adios]

Febreze - it's that fresh. [andi]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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