Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.108: "The AFTERshock"

Crazy Caption Photo No.108: "The AFTERshock"

(pictured: Josh Havens and Matt Fuqua of The Afters)

"Say it! 'Mac's are totally better than Windows!'" [zakk]

"What you say about my momma going to college?" [Project 10/16]

"Dude for the last time, I didn't steal your girlfriend! I was just talking to her on AIM." [Hawk_Nelson_Chica]

"Release....me....." [Ko-Winky-Dink]

"I spent 14 hours on that song! You are not about to add the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' track in the background!" [Jayson]

Some would say it was inevitable. You just can't have two #1 Minesweeper players. [Danro]

You think this is bad?!? You should see him when he doesn't get his coffee! [metel6]

Is it just me or do Christian Rock lyrics seem to be getting more aggresive every day? [new_phoenix87]

The poor guy's caption never got picked. He finally broke... [Ransomed316]

"My hair is NOT lame!" [JavaTheHut_QualityBeanJuice]

"Congratulations! You've just opened the butterfly virus! Within the next five minutes, everyone you have ever sent an e-mail to will be infected! Good luck finding some new friends!" [CocoPuff]

"Seriously dude stop choking me! We got a gig in the morning" [the shakiest gun in the east]

The AFTERshock [josiah]

Suddenly from lack of oxygen, the computer screen became highly amusing and he couldn't contain his laughter [Sami Valavaara]

"No, no, no. I'm hugging you. It only feels like I'm trying to break your neck...." [headah]

"No! I wasn't putting the video of you singing in the shower, uh, I mean *gaaak!*" [Jeffy]

"...you see, if you grip the wrist, you get much better leverage, rendering them motionless" [ewok]

Romans 16:16 - Greet one another with a holy headlock. [buck]

"Why am I not on your Top 8?!? I thought my friendship meant something to you!!!" [Joanna]

"Woah... slow down there, Padre... too much love... TOO MUCH LOVE!!!" [Patzer]

"I told you... I needed more cow bell!" [Breeeeek]

Ransomed316 won a copy of Mars Ill's Pro*Pain

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ALBUMS

ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident]

AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 1 (independent)

Blanca Full Bloom [Curb]

Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither]

Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder]

Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder]

Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: I Gave You Everything I Had - EP [UMG]

Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent)

Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent)

Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]

Megan Woods The Truth EP [Fair Trade]

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Elevation Worship Jesus Be The Name - Single [Provident]

F'rael God's Wheel (ft. TRYBISHOP) - Single [Syntax]

Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (Amazon Music Songline) - Single [Provident]

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REFVGE, Cyfë II & WAY? U P W A R D S ft. Bianca Silver & Josh LeCroy - Single [Syntax]

Rhymes In Harmony & MAYIA My Sister - Single [Syntax]

Rock City Worship Gravestone - Single [Capitol CMG]

Anton Scholl Born To Love You - Single [Near Kingdom]

Nathan Sheridan Don't Lose Hope - Single [WieRok]

SNT. VINCENT Feast of the Saints - Single [Syntax]

Vertical Kings Faith In Stereo - Single [Covenant]

Vic Lucas, Essence Natay & Ashleey Barnes Let it Rain - Single [Syntax]

Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)

Aaron Williams Abide (feat. CAIN) - Single [Integrity]

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Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, October 24, 2025
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John Allan untitled EP [Centricity]

Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb]

Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident]

Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue]

gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG]

Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]

Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail]

Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent)

Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]

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darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok]

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Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM]

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Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent)

Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]

Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident]

Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer]

The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)

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