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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piņatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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This Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

This Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


SINGLES
GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro ...Ain't For the Saints - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse After All - Single [Syntax]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)

Next Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]
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