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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piņatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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This Friday, January 23, 2026
ALBUMS
Dragons & Astronauts 11:28 (independent)
JusJames WHIL3 U WAIT - EP [Polished Arrow]
Tim Lovelace On a Different Note [StowTown]
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists House of Worship [The Fuel]
VOTA Back to the Start (independent)

SINGLES
Gracie Binion Hosanna - Single [BEC]
CAIN So Long Sad Songs - Single [Provident]
Dubem Lately - Single [Syntax]
Jason Dunn Divided States of America - Single (independent)
ELEOS Fool's Gold - Single [Ocean House]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Single [Provident]
Grace Graber That's Who I Praise - Single (independent)
Jonah Greene I Need You - Single (independent)
Griffin Mega Church - Single [Polished Arrow]
Ian Austin, Brice Davis Like The Prodigal (Come Home) - Single [Ocean House]
Amber Lynn Yahweh (Your Will Your Way) - Single [Sonlite]
Daniel Mulkey Pass It On - Single (independent)
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender - Single [UMG]
Troy Patterson Creating Something - Single [Syntax]

Warren Peay Gimme a Hallelujah - Single [Integrity]
Heather Suzanne Kingdom Walls - Single [Ocean House]
tylerhateslife mental health (heaven's remix) - Single [Syntax]
Zane Walls NAH UH - Single (independent)
Katy Weirich The River - Single [Wings]
Zach Williams Wait For Me (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [Provident]

Next Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

Next Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
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