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Crazy Caption Photo No.144: "Lose Your Cool"

(pictured: Mandisa, TobyMac, Kirk Franklin)
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When Toby suggested they run "Lose My Soul" one more time, Kirk got violent. [craiger]

After years of performing with the man, Kirk finally sees the light: tobyMac actually *is* white after all. [J. Scot Brien]

TobySMACK [Nate Bennett]

...and that's when he got sick of it all and decided to just karate chop Toby. [thisgirlforgod]

"Wait...let me get this straight... 'J-Plane'??" [Evan] *winner*

"Beam me up, Scotty!" [Meghan the Draygon]

"I got a bad feeling about this, Toby..." [Megloaf]

".....God?..." [muffintop]

"Now if i strike her on the right nerve, with the proper amount of strength, she should fall unconcious..." [Matt]

That radiant glow emanating from their faces? Yeah, we wish we knew how they do it too. [I <3 needtobreathe =]]

"Shhhh... I'm gonna give her the bunny ears." [notoftheworld]

"Talk to the hand, Toby!" [Stacy]

Unportable Sounds [Jessica]

Kirk: "Uh, Tobe- we're doing Lose My Soul, not In The Light, make 'em turn that thing off." [Yohannisberg]

"Too bright? Good. Have a seat." [Leela]

Famous last words: "No, seriously! There really WAS a fly on the back of your head!" [chembuff]

"Hey Toby...I wanna be in the Light as you are in the Light" [Josh]

"Toby, stay out of my spotlight!!" [VallieDekker]

"Back out my face girl... That's right, walk away... Franklin's too good for you." [joe]

"Uh, hey, can I get a hat like Toby? For some reason I just became self conscious." [hannah banana]

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This Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
1K Phew Any Given Sunday [Reach]
GLADDEN Living Proof - EP [DREAM]
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Illustrate Creative (independent)
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
Queen's Council III - EP [Charon Collective]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
TKE3 POWER PACK - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Bloodlines Revivalist (feat. For Today) - Single [Facedown]
Elan Brio The Way of the Servant (feat. HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro, OnBeatMusic, tonyxtrotter Tawk - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole usher in the spirit (feat. Tenroc) - Single [BEC]
DOE Know Your Name - Single [Provident]
Dubem Burn - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Riley Mobz, Eelmatic Lonely - Single [Syntax]
Luvell Elevado Clouded Skies II - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
Jenn Johnson Thank You Lord (feat. Brooke Ligertwood) - Single [Bethel]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Brandon Lake & Nick Jonas The Author - Single [Provident]
Kevi Morse Blossom - Single [Syntax]
Mountain People Worship Treasure In The Field [The Unreleased Work Tapes] - Single [Ocean House]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]
Chelsea Plank Moonlight - Single [Provident]
Mike Rogers Soul on Fire (feat. Mac Powell and The Isaacs) - Single [Gaither]
Jordan St. Cyr Wild Love - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
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Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

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KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
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