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Crazy Caption Photo No.144: "Lose Your Cool"

(pictured: Mandisa, TobyMac, Kirk Franklin)
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When Toby suggested they run "Lose My Soul" one more time, Kirk got violent. [craiger]

After years of performing with the man, Kirk finally sees the light: tobyMac actually *is* white after all. [J. Scot Brien]

TobySMACK [Nate Bennett]

...and that's when he got sick of it all and decided to just karate chop Toby. [thisgirlforgod]

"Wait...let me get this straight... 'J-Plane'??" [Evan] *winner*

"Beam me up, Scotty!" [Meghan the Draygon]

"I got a bad feeling about this, Toby..." [Megloaf]

".....God?..." [muffintop]

"Now if i strike her on the right nerve, with the proper amount of strength, she should fall unconcious..." [Matt]

That radiant glow emanating from their faces? Yeah, we wish we knew how they do it too. [I <3 needtobreathe =]]

"Shhhh... I'm gonna give her the bunny ears." [notoftheworld]

"Talk to the hand, Toby!" [Stacy]

Unportable Sounds [Jessica]

Kirk: "Uh, Tobe- we're doing Lose My Soul, not In The Light, make 'em turn that thing off." [Yohannisberg]

"Too bright? Good. Have a seat." [Leela]

Famous last words: "No, seriously! There really WAS a fly on the back of your head!" [chembuff]

"Hey Toby...I wanna be in the Light as you are in the Light" [Josh]

"Toby, stay out of my spotlight!!" [VallieDekker]

"Back out my face girl... That's right, walk away... Franklin's too good for you." [joe]

"Uh, hey, can I get a hat like Toby? For some reason I just became self conscious." [hannah banana]

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This Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
The Figs How Did We Get Here? (independent)
Grand Motel Tooth of the Lion: A Spring Perennial (independent)
Philippa Hanna x Irael Houghton Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Lakewood Music + Worship Together Thank The Lord (Worship Together Session) EP [Worship Together]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels - Single [BEC]
Autumn's Descent Caesar (I'll Haunt You Now) - Single (independent)
Caleb & John x Steven Curtis Chapman Proud - Single [Fair Trade]
CCV Music He's Working (Everything for Good) - Single [Harmony Group]
GVTH DVDDY Who Knows How It Ends? - Single [Velvet Blue Music]
J. Solo In the Good & Bad ft. Boannski - Single [Syntax]
Kamban No Chainmail (Freestyle) - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro LONELY SOUL - Single [Syntax]
Eddy Mann I Will Never Know the Desert Again - Single [MTS]
Darius Mullin Tombstone Blues ft. Paper Watch - Single (independent)
outr.cty, Zippy, OnBeatMusic CHEESIN' - Single [Syntax]
Presence Music Pick Up That Book - Single (independent)
Razzie, TUVÍ, & Baruch WEWHOOPINHELL - Single [Syntax]
Tyraels Ascension Bittersweet - Single [Rottweiler]
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Charles Weems I Will Follow - Single [Provident]
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)

Next Tuesday, May 26, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

Next Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]

VINYL
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