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Crazy Caption Photo No.144: "Lose Your Cool"

(pictured: Mandisa, TobyMac, Kirk Franklin)
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When Toby suggested they run "Lose My Soul" one more time, Kirk got violent. [craiger]

After years of performing with the man, Kirk finally sees the light: tobyMac actually *is* white after all. [J. Scot Brien]

TobySMACK [Nate Bennett]

...and that's when he got sick of it all and decided to just karate chop Toby. [thisgirlforgod]

"Wait...let me get this straight... 'J-Plane'??" [Evan] *winner*

"Beam me up, Scotty!" [Meghan the Draygon]

"I got a bad feeling about this, Toby..." [Megloaf]

".....God?..." [muffintop]

"Now if i strike her on the right nerve, with the proper amount of strength, she should fall unconcious..." [Matt]

That radiant glow emanating from their faces? Yeah, we wish we knew how they do it too. [I <3 needtobreathe =]]

"Shhhh... I'm gonna give her the bunny ears." [notoftheworld]

"Talk to the hand, Toby!" [Stacy]

Unportable Sounds [Jessica]

Kirk: "Uh, Tobe- we're doing Lose My Soul, not In The Light, make 'em turn that thing off." [Yohannisberg]

"Too bright? Good. Have a seat." [Leela]

Famous last words: "No, seriously! There really WAS a fly on the back of your head!" [chembuff]

"Hey Toby...I wanna be in the Light as you are in the Light" [Josh]

"Toby, stay out of my spotlight!!" [VallieDekker]

"Back out my face girl... That's right, walk away... Franklin's too good for you." [joe]

"Uh, hey, can I get a hat like Toby? For some reason I just became self conscious." [hannah banana]

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This Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES
Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)

This Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident]
Justin Mitchell The Reset EP [Kingdom Impact]
Lexly Nirvana 340° EP [Syntax]
Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM]
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe - Single [Integrity]
Holly Brand I Know Somebody - Single [Integrity]
Chris Caro Reset - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole Peace At Last - Single [Provident/Sony]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Buckle Up - Single [Syntax]
DOE Black Boy (feat. Jon Batiste) - Single [Provident/Sony]
EJ Swavv Covenant Girl - Single [Syntax]
Grace Graber Gratitude - Single (independent)
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson Better Made ft. LXGENDXRYREG & VVS Big Rock - Single [Syntax]
David Leonard Well Done - Single [Provident/Sony]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House]
Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House]
Limoblaze Way (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach]
Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]

Next Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Jonathan Cain untitled EP [The Fuel]
Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]

SINGLES
Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony]
F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM]
Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent)
Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony]
Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]
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