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Crazy Caption Photo No.144: "Lose Your Cool"

(pictured: Mandisa, TobyMac, Kirk Franklin)
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When Toby suggested they run "Lose My Soul" one more time, Kirk got violent. [craiger]

After years of performing with the man, Kirk finally sees the light: tobyMac actually *is* white after all. [J. Scot Brien]

TobySMACK [Nate Bennett]

...and that's when he got sick of it all and decided to just karate chop Toby. [thisgirlforgod]

"Wait...let me get this straight... 'J-Plane'??" [Evan] *winner*

"Beam me up, Scotty!" [Meghan the Draygon]

"I got a bad feeling about this, Toby..." [Megloaf]

".....God?..." [muffintop]

"Now if i strike her on the right nerve, with the proper amount of strength, she should fall unconcious..." [Matt]

That radiant glow emanating from their faces? Yeah, we wish we knew how they do it too. [I <3 needtobreathe =]]

"Shhhh... I'm gonna give her the bunny ears." [notoftheworld]

"Talk to the hand, Toby!" [Stacy]

Unportable Sounds [Jessica]

Kirk: "Uh, Tobe- we're doing Lose My Soul, not In The Light, make 'em turn that thing off." [Yohannisberg]

"Too bright? Good. Have a seat." [Leela]

Famous last words: "No, seriously! There really WAS a fly on the back of your head!" [chembuff]

"Hey Toby...I wanna be in the Light as you are in the Light" [Josh]

"Toby, stay out of my spotlight!!" [VallieDekker]

"Back out my face girl... That's right, walk away... Franklin's too good for you." [joe]

"Uh, hey, can I get a hat like Toby? For some reason I just became self conscious." [hannah banana]

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This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach Fox Den Sessions, Vol. 1 [Residence]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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