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Crazy Caption Photo No.145: "Dan In The Box"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine of Jars Of Clay)
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"...and here we have an a Black-Jacketed Haseltine. Please don't tap the glass; they get angry if you do that." [George]

Dan In The Box [wookiee5]

"And now...Magnum!" [DJones]

"Remember, after you download this picture, photoshop me into a spiderman suit." [Danie]

I don't think this is what is meant by an "artist showcase." [kevlar]

Perhaps he never left the zoo after all. [Shelby]

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne descends to the batcave... [Sector311]

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" [Nate] *winner*

"No No No...listen, I really am trapped in this box. Could you put the camera down and get me some help?" [g-money]

"And in this section of the zoo we have Dan Haseltine in his natural habitat. This is a great photo opportunity, but please remember not to use your flash!" [josh]

After becoming too violent the band decided to donate Dan to the local zoo. [ty]

"You're a tiger! You're Tony the tiger!...you're Grrrreat!" [Timothy]

Jars Are Caged [mada]

"And here in this display we have an excellent specimen of [ccmus artisticus musicanus]" [brent]

"Oooh, look mommy! It's a Dan Haseltine!" [kyaL]

" ...And for the final part of the tour, we have a very special species. Only ever seen in very remote areas. He has a diet very similar to that of a human. He has tendency to get very irritated if you get to close so I sugest you... Oh! Jess get away from him." [Jennie]

After years of unsuccessfully trying to be a mime, he finally just put himself in a real glass box. [BurningBlaze]

"Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...you are thinking, 'Jars of Clay is suddenly my new fav band'..." [Jas]

"I'm sorry, I can't focus....there's a smudge on the glass and it's driving me NUTS!" [mary]

Picture proof that hiding behind a glass wall is bad in hide and go seek! [LCRUM]

"Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking..." [evan]

"Does your camera happen to have a glass cutter hidden in it somewhere?" [drum]

Artists who refuse to pose for pictures at the Dove Awards are placed in a glass box for easier accessibility. [notoftheworld]

"This is awkward... I'm just tying my shoe." [thesouthisonfire]

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This Tuesday, March 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Philip Anthony Rare Form (independent)

This Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG]
Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither]
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson TRAP WORSHIP 2 - Single [Syntax]
Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]
Jason McGee & The Choir Another Tomorrow [CDAC]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG]
Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists We Shall Behold Him Tribute to Dottie Rambo [Daywind]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship]
B. Cooper Driver's Seat - Single [RMG Amplify]
Bethel Music Cathedral (Live at Church) (feat. Jonathan David & Melissa Helser) - Single [Bethel]
Chris Caro Noah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Raised by Wolves - Single [Capitol CMG]
Steven Curtis Chapman & Miel San Marcos Cinderella (Espaņol) - Single [The Fuel]
ChristianXXII Glory - Single [Wick Media]
Cutright Nasty - Single [Syntax]
Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC]
ETSU Bluegrass Pride Band The First Time I Heard About Heaven - Single [Daywind]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL SOS - Single [Riverhouse]
Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship]
Justin Gambino Let Me Not Forget - Single [Residence]
Abbie Gamboa The Wonderful Blood (Amazon Music Original) - Single [Anotherland]
Amy Grant How Do We Get There From Here (feat. Ruby Amanfu) - Single [AG]
Philippa Hanna Citizen (feat. Israel Houghton & Moses Bliss) - Single [Integrity]
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Hollow Grave - Single [Capitol CMG]
J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC]
Patrick Mayberry Three Days Later - Single [Provident/Sony]
Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC]
Angelina Saathoff Butterflies & Goodbyes (Feat. PAIGE) - Single (independent)
The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue]
Saints in Exile My Mind is a Prison (Orchestral Remix) - Single [Syntax]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Signum Regis Throne Of Gold - Single [Fireflash]
Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
Lauren Talley Walls - Single [Horizon]
tonyxtrotter UNTIL THE GOSPEL ft. KJ-52 - Single [Syntax]
Vertical Kings 20-Something - Single [Covenant Music]
Wilson Fairchild Lean On Me - Single [Gaither]

Next Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]

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Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
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To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
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