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Crazy Caption Photo No.145: "Dan In The Box"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine of Jars Of Clay)
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"...and here we have an a Black-Jacketed Haseltine. Please don't tap the glass; they get angry if you do that." [George]

Dan In The Box [wookiee5]

"And now...Magnum!" [DJones]

"Remember, after you download this picture, photoshop me into a spiderman suit." [Danie]

I don't think this is what is meant by an "artist showcase." [kevlar]

Perhaps he never left the zoo after all. [Shelby]

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne descends to the batcave... [Sector311]

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" [Nate] *winner*

"No No No...listen, I really am trapped in this box. Could you put the camera down and get me some help?" [g-money]

"And in this section of the zoo we have Dan Haseltine in his natural habitat. This is a great photo opportunity, but please remember not to use your flash!" [josh]

After becoming too violent the band decided to donate Dan to the local zoo. [ty]

"You're a tiger! You're Tony the tiger!...you're Grrrreat!" [Timothy]

Jars Are Caged [mada]

"And here in this display we have an excellent specimen of [ccmus artisticus musicanus]" [brent]

"Oooh, look mommy! It's a Dan Haseltine!" [kyaL]

" ...And for the final part of the tour, we have a very special species. Only ever seen in very remote areas. He has a diet very similar to that of a human. He has tendency to get very irritated if you get to close so I sugest you... Oh! Jess get away from him." [Jennie]

After years of unsuccessfully trying to be a mime, he finally just put himself in a real glass box. [BurningBlaze]

"Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...you are thinking, 'Jars of Clay is suddenly my new fav band'..." [Jas]

"I'm sorry, I can't focus....there's a smudge on the glass and it's driving me NUTS!" [mary]

Picture proof that hiding behind a glass wall is bad in hide and go seek! [LCRUM]

"Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking..." [evan]

"Does your camera happen to have a glass cutter hidden in it somewhere?" [drum]

Artists who refuse to pose for pictures at the Dove Awards are placed in a glass box for easier accessibility. [notoftheworld]

"This is awkward... I'm just tying my shoe." [thesouthisonfire]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, October 15
SINGLES
Anberlin TRENCHES (feat. Switchfoot) - Single [Equal Vision]

This Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas & The Lofi Christian HINDSIGHT (independent)
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel Music]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Marty And Me - EP [MCA Nashville]
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live at the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner Bros.]
Ryan Trey FAITH OVER FAME (independent)
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Bad Plans i_just_wanna_vibe - Single (independent)
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Holy Barz (ft. TNV & Bill B.) - Single [Syntax]
The Dryes Mud Room - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Nineveh? - Single [Syntax]
Hyper Fenton Good Enough for Me - Single (independent)
Hannah Kerr Welcome to Our World - Single [Curb]
The Kingdom Heirs Until Faith - Single [Sonlite]
Steven Malcolm OUTSIDE - Single [Curb]
Lloyd Nicks Common Ground (feat. Harper Grace, Cochren & Co, Blanca) - Single [Curb]
PEABOD Ooh! - Single (independent)
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Sleeping At Last Parallel Universe (Philia) - Single (independent)
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible I Follow Jesus (Disciple) - Single [Vineyard Worship UK]

Next Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach Fox Den Sessions, Vol. 1 [Residence]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
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