"Aw, dude... Is that Batman underwear?" [ringettegirl]
"Man! You're supposed to look under the hood! Not IN the cab!" [Jennawithab]
It was then that they realized that the only thing that would be in the Fast and Furious from them... was their music. [mrmikenator]
"How many times do I have to tell you, the hub cap goes on the car, the CLOCK goes on the wall! Just give the man his refund." [Nabertson]
"Aw, man! I knew we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell." [vickitoria]
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think I finally found your missing cat..... under the hood......" [HawkRawks!]
"Bet this wouldn't be happening if we stuck with Gotee" ... "Shut up man!" [Yohannisberg]
"If you weren't so insistent on hittin' curves..." [MrEDMeaner]
"Now Biff, I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" [BacktoTheFUture]
"Ma'am... There doesn't seem to be a problem with the engine. Just you." [Brunizzler]
"Now... where did we put that stinkin hubcap?!" [Nate]
"So you're gonna go down the street and take a left. There'll be a guy in a red Chevy, that's my cousin, his name's Dave. Call him Jack. Say I sent you, he'll tell you how to get there." [D_Cas]
"The interior looks just fine, I don't know why it won't start..." [Ranger_Ric]
Gas for the drive to Albuquerque = $56.52. Food = $25.33. Mechanic's Fee = $75.00. The realization that all you have is your checkbook = Priceless. [Theo]
"Well, from the looks of it, your ignition thingy is not working and also, I think your Flux Capacitor is on the fritz. It will cost about, oh... an arm and a leg." [alyssa0001]
"Yes, in fact I was once a plumber....." [K2_spicee]
"Man, where's Toby? He's supposed to pick me up! Fear Factor's on and I'm gonna miss it!" [Kaleo]
"...licence and registraition please." ... "You're not a cop, YOU'RE A MECHANIC!!!!!" [doubleT94]
And after thinking they were locked out for 2 hours, they found out the keys were actually in his pocket. [TinyTim]
"Seriously, man. Everytime you fix this car, it gets worse..." [Fuzzy Bunny Slippers]
"Dude, how can you get your hand stuck in glove compartment like that?" [Liz]
Ranger_Ric won a prerelease copy Bobby Bishop's new album, Everyday Man (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, April 25, 2025
ALBUMS PJ Bostic Hope In The Winter Stage (independent) Megan Danielle Grace - Single [Provident] Disciple Skeleton Psalms (Deluxe) [Tooth & Nail] Sam Hauge Exit 9B - EP (independent) Smokey Robinson What The World Needs Now [Gaither] Stephen Stanley trustfall [Capitol CMG] UPPERROOM 1350 (Live) [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Ashes Remain The Let Down - Single [BEC] Big Daddy Weave Stranger No More - Single [Curb] bodie SAY SO - Single [Provident] Bongo Chico Wrongside Right - Single (independent) Dan Bremnes Cortado - Single [Curb] Mainstream Worship CHANGED! - Single [DREAM Worship] River Valley AGES Love The Lord Your God - Single [BEC] Tasha Layton & The Choir Room Thank You Isn't Enough - Single [BEC] Joel Vaughn Testify - Single [DREAM] The Young Escape Untitled - Single [BEC]
Next Friday, May 2, 2025
ALBUMS Free Worship Anuque no Lo Vea [BEC] KingsPorch Songs for the Simple Gathering: Vol. 3 [BEC] Melody Noel Back to Praise - EP (independent) Jordan St. Cyr My Foundations (Acoustic Sessions) - EP [BEC]
SINGLES Slow Salvation As We Decompose - Single [Velvet Blue]