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Crazy Caption Photo No.150: "Smitty TV"

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"No, really, I would like to leave now...so just...let...go...of...my...HAND." [Jeff]

"And we're back now with Michael W. Smith. After all of his searching, he's finally found his place in this world, and he's here to tell us a little about that." [Barefoot_Girl]

"You know you don't have to take notes on everything, I'm just shaking his hand." [Josh G.]

"Hello and welcome to the Michael W Smith Show... wait... this is YOUR show?!" [Thomas]

Their eyes locked as they shook hands, and the audience stared in awe and wondered who would win this epic staring contest. [Nabertson]

"You have a deal, I'll wear that Chiquita Banana hat on the table there." [zakk]

"So, wait, you're doing ANOTHER worship album?!?" [J. Blair]

"Nice to see you, Michael and, yes, this is an expensive coffee table, so please keep your feet off of it." [Indygus]

Smitty grinned as he gave his latest victim the dreaded "Booger-Handshake" [freebiscuits]

"Wow, you just don't age, do you?" [Akasha]

"Thanks for joining us on the show today! Man I wish I could remember your name..." [sharpiesrock]

The set would soon break out in chaos when Michael leapt onto the sofa and began screaming "I love this woman!!!" [A-Rich]

"You know, your mustache makes you look like Tony Stark?" [Linkavitch]

"Hey nice to meet you... PULL MY FINGER!" [SammyJ]

Ways To Get Kicked Off TV #27: Reveal to the world that the host has a prosthetic arm. [Azzmatic]

"Congratulations! You've just won the lamest joke award!" [samuel]

"Welcome to the show Michael. You are now involved in the black hole that is daytime television." [runner33188]

"Wow. Smitty. You have a strong grip. Must be those piano fingers." [foreverkate]

As her co-host shakes hands with her ex, she sighs to herself. This could be a long show. [Sit-down comedian]

"It's a deal! I'll shave off the 70's moustache if you grow your 80's beard back." [OnlyVisitingThisPlanet] *winner*

"Congratulations on making Crazy Caption #150!" [ringettegirl]

The handshake buzzer was a little offkey considering Michael was there to talk about his recent charity work, but Sheila couldn't resist a giggle. [Jakers]

"Hey Bob, from his past records, it seems he's never lost to anyone in thumb wrestling..." [hsinister]

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This Friday, December 5, 2025
ALBUMS
Leslie Jordan Memos - EP (independent)
JVKE & FORREST FRANK this is what christmas feels like [AWAL]
Knaladeus Never Left [Syntax]
Nunky Koma My All - EP [SOZO]
MATTHEWS The Darkest Light [Curb]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM]
99 APEX My Love - Double Single [Syntax]
B.Cooper Peace (feat. SIV) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Peter Burton Where Would I Be (feat. Matthew West) - Single [Integrity]
Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler]
EJ Swavv, Edify, 1KChvcho Come From - Single [Syntax]
Alex Henry Foster City on Fire - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Lose Yourself - Single [Polished Arrow]
Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro New Life - Single [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin O Christmas Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]
Lexly Nirvana Honestamente ft. Manny Gee - Single [Syntax]
Q-FLO Heaven - Single [Syntax]
Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM]
Seventh Day Slumber You Say - Single [RockFest]
Tds Cam Scared Of The Beautiful - Single [Syntax]
VOTA Hold for Applause - Single (independent)
Zach Williams If God Lives Here (Live) - Single [Provident]
Yung Drew, De'Aris, prodbyzayne LEMME TALK - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, December 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Angelica Walkin' In Faith: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]
Idle Cure 2nd Avenue: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]

SINGLES
John Long Thankful - Single [Ocean House]
Mountain People Worship I Don’t Know Where To Start - Single [Ocean House]
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