Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions: Caption 153

Crazy Caption Photo No.153: "Skilletectomy"

(pictured: Jen Ledger and Ben Kasica of Skillet)

"It's simple: accept Jesus or we'll pull the plug" [Lee R]

"He's dying! Get him a Skillet CD quick!" [Chris Hartman]

"I must confess that I feel like a DOCTOR!" [LlamaHomefry]

Skilletectomy [Josh da Greek]

"Nurse, I need a scapel, forceps, and skillet..." [Chris S.]

"Excuse me, who let you in here with a camera?!?!" [melee]

"Ben and I are here today working to reconstruct all of the faces that we rocked off." [RawkinRole]

"Drs. Ledger and Kasica, we have searched all over the world for this question for you two great physicians to answer: Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?" [Linkavitch]

"If you have a fever, the only prescription is more Skillet." [Jeff]

"In all my years in the medical profession I have never seen anything like this. Just how did you get a pan stuck to your head?" [newsboyphreek]

"Doctor, he's flatlining!!" "...I'm thinking Arby's." [Rev-J]

...and they are here to save the world... [bre]

"We have self diagnosed that we are awesome." [Heather]

Mom and Dad always said to have a back-up plan for your life in case the whole band thing didn't work out... [Josh]

"And how do you feel? Like a monster? Interesting." [Dyl464]

Dr. Ben and Dr. Jen looked way too eager to perform their first colonoscopy. [DaveG]

In other news two members of the Christian Rock band Skillet were arrested today for impersonating doctors. [metal777]

"We're being sued for malpractice, 'CAUSE WE PUT THE 'KILL IT' IN 'SKILLET'" [Jacob]

"And now to announce John and Korey's third child..." [Sarah]

"Nurse I need your help-STRIKE A POSE!-alright this man has a case of..." [KyLe]

"So what are we going to do tonight, Jen?" "The same thing we do every night, Ben - Try to take over the world!" [Jenny]

KyLe won a prerelease copy of Britt Nicole's album, The Lost Get Found (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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