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Crazy Caption Photo No.154: "Family Force Fixers"

(pictured: ChapStique, Nadaddy, and Crouton of Family Force 5)
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"Guys... uh, guys..." "Not now, Chappy. Dude. It's this one." "No Nadaddy, THIS one!" "GUYS. This is getting HEAVY." "Not now Chappy!" [Sarah Squishy]

After successfully replacing Chapstique with a robot, the guys were trying out the controls... [GSutis01]

Family Force Fixers [zandzrockr]

"What does this switchy thing do?" "Uh...I'm not sure, maybe it's the volume..." - And thus, Crunk-Rock was created... [Summertime]

"See, I told you we could hack into the Canadian government and take conrol through an amplifier." [PabloPanda]

"Listen to me! I worked in Office Depot for a month, I would know..." [Fedorovych]

"Maybe we should stop buying our intruments from the thrift store..." [Sean]

"Quit it... I got it... quit it ... I got it... STOP!" [Bill Droege] *winner*

...and they quickly realized they never should have fired Xanadu... [Austin]

"And this is the epic button, we always keep it on." [Chris Hartman]

"Well, that one moves his arms... What does that button do?" [rockinfarmerboy]

After running out of Chapstick, he desperatley searched for anything else he could put on his lips. [Julie]

"So this one cuts the mic on Superchick, eh?" "Let's do this!" [thisisanickname]

The "Do Not Press The Red Button" Button gets them every time. [Vickitoria]

"I don't know...set it on fire and we'll make a music video." [Sukay]

"No, no, guys, I've done this before. I just bite my thumb and clamp this to my ear, and it completes the circut." [Allie Girl]

Click 1 to dance, Click 2 to die. [jarvie]

"Hold up, wait a minute! Put a tiny little synthesizer in it!" [vikingsfan19]

"Almost the last piece......there..... Next time don't eat crackers over the equipment!" [giggles4ever]

"This is the most complicated game of Frogger ever!" [Super Sassquatch]

This Weeks Winner
Bill Droege won a copy of Family Force 5's remix album, Dance Or Die With A Vengeance (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
Drown The Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP [Charon Collective]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
The Emerging Sound Jesus, the Light of the World [People & Songs]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Mangled Carpenter Between Blood And Silence - EP [Rottweiler]
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Cakewalk - Single [Syntax]
Josh Baldwin Spirit of the Living God - Single [Bethel]
Destiny Barber what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
Pat Barrett Count On You (Worship Together Sessions) - Single [Capitol CMG]
EJ Swavv, Rahlan Kay, Sons of Mack Push - Single [Syntax]
Emery Stimulated - Single (independent)
J.Solo, Monster Tarver, YP aka Young Paul Invisible Warfare - Single [Syntax]
JusRzd, Mic Wise, Cyrus Sonata Double or Nothing - Single [Syntax]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro FEAR - Single [Syntax]
Nineties Worship Night + Elenee I Will Never Be - Single [NWN]
Jeannie Ortega Never Forgotten - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Red Worship Memories- Single (independent)
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
The Rogers Family Secret Place - Single [Horizon]
Sanctus Real The War I'm In - Single [The Fuel]
Shelltown Paradise In the Fall - Single (independent)
Matthew West Back to Jesus - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]
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