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Crazy Caption Photo No.154: "Family Force Fixers"

(pictured: ChapStique, Nadaddy, and Crouton of Family Force 5)
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"Guys... uh, guys..." "Not now, Chappy. Dude. It's this one." "No Nadaddy, THIS one!" "GUYS. This is getting HEAVY." "Not now Chappy!" [Sarah Squishy]

After successfully replacing Chapstique with a robot, the guys were trying out the controls... [GSutis01]

Family Force Fixers [zandzrockr]

"What does this switchy thing do?" "Uh...I'm not sure, maybe it's the volume..." - And thus, Crunk-Rock was created... [Summertime]

"See, I told you we could hack into the Canadian government and take conrol through an amplifier." [PabloPanda]

"Listen to me! I worked in Office Depot for a month, I would know..." [Fedorovych]

"Maybe we should stop buying our intruments from the thrift store..." [Sean]

"Quit it... I got it... quit it ... I got it... STOP!" [Bill Droege] *winner*

...and they quickly realized they never should have fired Xanadu... [Austin]

"And this is the epic button, we always keep it on." [Chris Hartman]

"Well, that one moves his arms... What does that button do?" [rockinfarmerboy]

After running out of Chapstick, he desperatley searched for anything else he could put on his lips. [Julie]

"So this one cuts the mic on Superchick, eh?" "Let's do this!" [thisisanickname]

The "Do Not Press The Red Button" Button gets them every time. [Vickitoria]

"I don't know...set it on fire and we'll make a music video." [Sukay]

"No, no, guys, I've done this before. I just bite my thumb and clamp this to my ear, and it completes the circut." [Allie Girl]

Click 1 to dance, Click 2 to die. [jarvie]

"Hold up, wait a minute! Put a tiny little synthesizer in it!" [vikingsfan19]

"Almost the last piece......there..... Next time don't eat crackers over the equipment!" [giggles4ever]

"This is the most complicated game of Frogger ever!" [Super Sassquatch]

This Weeks Winner
Bill Droege won a copy of Family Force 5's remix album, Dance Or Die With A Vengeance (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, July 3
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning [Thoroughbred]
Remedy Drive Daylight United | Studio Sessions - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Allan Scott, John Waller, Waller Co Jesus, I Still Believe - Single [Dream]
Beach Chapel Woke Up - Single (independent)
Tate Butts When I Pray - Single (independent)
Jonathan Cain The Winds of Freedom: A Salute to America - Single [The Fuel]
Chris Caro Tuff Love (ft. Cristine Toca) - Single [Syntax]
Crowder Never Gonna Die (July!) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Future Of Forestry, Eric Owyoung Yes, This Is My Garden - Single (independent)
The Hyssongs Worship Medley - Single [Horizon]
I.A.N. It's Over (ft. DPH) - Single [Syntax]
InTheosis The Harrowing of Hell - Single (independent)
Kaboose The Key - EP (independent)
North Palm Worship Revive Us - Single [Harmony]
Natasha Owens America 250 - Single (independent)
Scootie Wop CROSSWALK 2 - Single [Syntax]

Next Tuesday, July 7
SINGLES
Seth Davey Onward and Upward - Single (independent)

Next Friday, July 10
ALBUMS
Gracie Miss Misfortunately (CD) [Tooth & Nail]
Jet Circus Dance or Die!: Bone Crushing Remixes [Girder]
KB THIS CANNOT BE SOLD [Provident]
The Kingsmen Still Jesus [Horizon]
Anne Wilson Stars (Blue Hour Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Bethany Wohrle Reason That I Sing [Bethel]

SINGLES
Bonray Time to Rise - Single [Dream]
Dreamers Have Your Way/Breath of Heaven (At Home) - Single [Dream]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 103 - Single [Dream]
Tasha Layton Meet Me in The Valley (I Surrender All) - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Switch Good News - Single (independent)
Skillet Scream - Single [Hear It Loud]
Zauntee PRICE TO STAY ALIVE - Single [BEC]
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