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Crazy Caption Photo No.154: "Family Force Fixers"

(pictured: ChapStique, Nadaddy, and Crouton of Family Force 5)
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"Guys... uh, guys..." "Not now, Chappy. Dude. It's this one." "No Nadaddy, THIS one!" "GUYS. This is getting HEAVY." "Not now Chappy!" [Sarah Squishy]

After successfully replacing Chapstique with a robot, the guys were trying out the controls... [GSutis01]

Family Force Fixers [zandzrockr]

"What does this switchy thing do?" "Uh...I'm not sure, maybe it's the volume..." - And thus, Crunk-Rock was created... [Summertime]

"See, I told you we could hack into the Canadian government and take conrol through an amplifier." [PabloPanda]

"Listen to me! I worked in Office Depot for a month, I would know..." [Fedorovych]

"Maybe we should stop buying our intruments from the thrift store..." [Sean]

"Quit it... I got it... quit it ... I got it... STOP!" [Bill Droege] *winner*

...and they quickly realized they never should have fired Xanadu... [Austin]

"And this is the epic button, we always keep it on." [Chris Hartman]

"Well, that one moves his arms... What does that button do?" [rockinfarmerboy]

After running out of Chapstick, he desperatley searched for anything else he could put on his lips. [Julie]

"So this one cuts the mic on Superchick, eh?" "Let's do this!" [thisisanickname]

The "Do Not Press The Red Button" Button gets them every time. [Vickitoria]

"I don't know...set it on fire and we'll make a music video." [Sukay]

"No, no, guys, I've done this before. I just bite my thumb and clamp this to my ear, and it completes the circut." [Allie Girl]

Click 1 to dance, Click 2 to die. [jarvie]

"Hold up, wait a minute! Put a tiny little synthesizer in it!" [vikingsfan19]

"Almost the last piece......there..... Next time don't eat crackers over the equipment!" [giggles4ever]

"This is the most complicated game of Frogger ever!" [Super Sassquatch]

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Bill Droege won a copy of Family Force 5's remix album, Dance Or Die With A Vengeance (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, March 18, 2026
ALBUMS
Pipe Bomb Hell Hole [Resuscitation]

This Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Brinson How To Kill a Demon [GodChaserz]
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Les and Joyce Carlsen Free Will (independent)
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Repent and Believe - EP [Syntax]
Fine China I Felt Called - The Complete Sessions [Velvet Blue]
God Behind Bars Music God Behind Bars | Angola Prison - EP [Provident]
Lakewood Music House of Worship (independent)
Tae Lamar For Your Commute II [Polished Arrow]
Seventh Day Slumber Thy Kingdom Come [RockFest]
Bella Taylor Smith for the home - EP [Universal]
Various Artists Jesus Be the Name: Worship Songs for Easter [Provident]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Free Indeed - Single [Syntax]
Elan Brio Attitudes - Single [Fly Dog]
DJ Noble Queued Up - Single (independent)
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Never - Single [Syntax]
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
goodwill. World So Cold (ft. Xay Hill) - Single [Syntax]
Griffin Dirty Hands - Single [Polished Arrow]
Josh Grove Rain or Shine - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Tiffany Hudson Jesus The Only (feat. Davide Mutendji) - Single [Elevation]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]
Jus'Rzd Hol'On - Single [Syntax]
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson VULNERABLE - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas By Your Side - Single [Syntax]
Amber Lynn Bathroom Floor - Single [Sonlite]
Jeannie Ortega Outside - Single [Syntax]
David Pataconi You Don't Waste a Tear - Single (independent)
Tommee Profitt Blessed Assurance" (feat. Mara Justine) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Josiah Queen judas - Single [Syntax]
Michael W. Smith Hymn for Communion - Single [The Fuel]
tonyxtrotter WE GOT EACHOTHER - Single [Syntax]
tylerhateslife lose your kryptonite (remix) - Single [Syntax]
MAYIA WARREN Jesus Loves Me - Single [Syntax]
Bethany Wohrle That's How I Know - Single [Bethel]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]

Next Thursday, March 26, 2026
ALBUMS
Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]

Next Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG]
Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG]
Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists We Shall Behold Him Tribute to Dottie Rambo [Daywind]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship]
Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC]
ETSU Bluegrass Pride Band The First Time I Heard About Heaven - Single [Daywind]
Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship]
J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC]
Patrick Mayberry Three Days Later - Single [Provident/Sony]
Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream]
River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC]
The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue]
Angelina Saathoff Butterflies & Goodbyes (Feat. PAIGE) - Single (independent)
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
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