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Crazy Caption Photo No.166: "Remedy Food Drive"

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"Crab 1: "Is that David Zach with a wooden mallet?" Crab 2: "Yeah." Crab 1: "We're Doomed."" [sam] *winner*

"I really hope you were done reading this newspaper." [Penguinator]

"Let me show you the first instrument that I ever learned to play." [Sarah]

"David Zach guest stars on an all new Deadliest Catch!" [Derek Olsthoorn]

"I shall illustrate on the whiteboard behind me the most efficient way to take over the world with the use of only a handful of crabs...." [JLynn]

"This is how you properly sedate a crab... with a mallet." [Jakodog92]

"Stop! Hammertime!" [Jacob]

"Check out my new drum set. It's Crab-ulous!" [RockinOutTJ]

There was much rejoicing when the DIY Whack-A-Mole Crab Edition™ finally arrived! [DJ Ska]

"The jury has decided, and the verdict is... Crabs are delicious. Case dismissed!" [Donald M]

Sadly, "Cooking with the Bands" did not realize that cooking shows require real cooking tools and backgrounds. [SchwimmerGuy]

All the crabs wanted to do was get the score for the game....then this guy shows up... [GSutis01]

"Hooolllddd ooonnnnn! Your craaab-legs are cooommmmin'" [musicgurl]

They've decided to take their music to the next level. Crabcore! [vince]

These crabs breathed a sigh of relief after surviving the BP oil spill only to face dual wooden hammer deaths! [mandie]

Blue Man Group audition #234 [Jeffrey]

Remedy Food Drive [Mary]

"Here's how to prepare a tasty dinner while simultaneously staying up-to-date on current events! [Deanna]

"Take THAT, Crabb family!" [rickybear]

"Do you serve crabs here?" "Yes. We serve anyone. Please sit down" [dantheman37]

OCD: Obsessive Crab Disorder [Andrew]

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This Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent)
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
The Binions Roots [StowTown]
bodie NO SKIPS (DELUXE) [Provident/Sony]
Peter Burton Where Would I Be - EP [Integrity]
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Deitrick Haddon & Voices Of Unity Chain Breaker 2.5 [Tyscot]
Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert [Gaither]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
Lizzie Morgan Not My Will (Deluxe) [Provident/Sony]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]
YWAM Kona Music Apostles Creed Global - EP [Integrity]

SINGLES
ANTHNY imposter syndrome (spiritual mix) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Autumn Owls Thick as Thieves - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop The Fishing Pole - Single [Sonlite]
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory / Draw My Eyes - Double Single [Reach]
Elan Brio Two Hearts - Single [Fly Dog]
for KING + COUNTRY Ever And Ever Before (feat. MORIAH & Courtney) - Single [Curb]
Grace + Max Flame - Single [WieRok]
God Behind Bars Music Call Out To Jesus - Single [Provident/Sony]
Philippa Hanna 'Til the Whole World Knows (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity]
Ellie Holcomb Hope's Gonna Find You (feat. Franni Cash) - Single [Capitol CMG]
I.A.N. PRAISE THE LORD ft. 1K Phew - Single [Syntax]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Fool's Gold - Single [Polished Arrow]
Lexly Nirvana Alegria (ft. Shanta Fuentes) - Single [Syntax]
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Bishop Paul S. Morton Go Through (feat. PJ Morton, Jasmine Morton Robinson) - Single [Tehillah]
Alexander Pappas Hands Up - Single [Integrity]
Saints in Exile Our Love is Dead & Our Luv is Dead? - Single [Syntax]
Scapegoat End This Nation (Ft. Dayton Turner) - Single [Charon Collective]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
SNT. VINCENT SOCIAL YEAR - Single [Syntax]
TKE3 Mr Unstoppable (feat. Omar Whippin) - Single (independent)
TRU-SERVA Battleground - Single [Kingdom Impact]

DVD
Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert DVD [Gaither]

Next Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

Next Monday, February 2, 2026
ALBUMS
Lecrae Reconstruction (Deluxe) [Reach]

Next Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
Hulvey Rooftop (feat. nobigdyl) - Single [Reach]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
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