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"Crab 1: "Is that David Zach with a wooden mallet?" Crab 2: "Yeah." Crab 1: "We're Doomed."" [sam] *winner*

"I really hope you were done reading this newspaper." [Penguinator]

"Let me show you the first instrument that I ever learned to play." [Sarah]

"David Zach guest stars on an all new Deadliest Catch!" [Derek Olsthoorn]

"I shall illustrate on the whiteboard behind me the most efficient way to take over the world with the use of only a handful of crabs...." [JLynn]

"This is how you properly sedate a crab... with a mallet." [Jakodog92]

"Stop! Hammertime!" [Jacob]

"Check out my new drum set. It's Crab-ulous!" [RockinOutTJ]

There was much rejoicing when the DIY Whack-A-Mole Crab Edition™ finally arrived! [DJ Ska]

"The jury has decided, and the verdict is... Crabs are delicious. Case dismissed!" [Donald M]

Sadly, "Cooking with the Bands" did not realize that cooking shows require real cooking tools and backgrounds. [SchwimmerGuy]

All the crabs wanted to do was get the score for the game....then this guy shows up... [GSutis01]

"Hooolllddd ooonnnnn! Your craaab-legs are cooommmmin'" [musicgurl]

They've decided to take their music to the next level. Crabcore! [vince]

These crabs breathed a sigh of relief after surviving the BP oil spill only to face dual wooden hammer deaths! [mandie]

Blue Man Group audition #234 [Jeffrey]

Remedy Food Drive [Mary]

"Here's how to prepare a tasty dinner while simultaneously staying up-to-date on current events! [Deanna]

"Take THAT, Crabb family!" [rickybear]

"Do you serve crabs here?" "Yes. We serve anyone. Please sit down" [dantheman37]

OCD: Obsessive Crab Disorder [Andrew]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, November 7, 2025
ALBUMS
Gabby Barrett Carols and Candlelight (Deluxe) [Warner Music]
Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back]
Jekalyn Carr JEKALYN X LEGENDS [WayNorth]
DAMIAN DAMIAN [DREAM]
Every Nation Music Revive [NWN]
Josh Garrels Peace To All Who Enter Here, Vol. 2 (independent)
Amy Jay Mnemonics (independent)
JERUB The Wonder Years [Elevate]
JSP No More (independent)
New Wine Worship Praise King Jesus (Live from New Wine Festival) (independent)
Jeremy Rosado Feliz Navidad - EP [Capitol CMG]
(UN)WORTHY From the Belly of the Beast - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Santa's Gotta Go - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion Gunpowder - Single [BEC]
Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - Single [Circle Back]
Blanca O Come, All Ye Faithful (Gloria) - Single [BEC]
Andrea Bocelli The Blessing (feat. Kari Jobe, Cody Carnes) - Single [Universal]
Steven Curtis Chapman Christmas Is All In The Heart (with CeCe Winans) - Single [The Fuel]
Cutright Gram Cracker - Single [Syntax]
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb It Came Upon A Midnight Clear - Single [Magnolia]
Elevation Worship God I'm Just Grateful (feat. Chandler Moore) - Single [Provident]
FrenchyRiff Steps - Single [La Resistance]
Garett and Kate Serban O Holy Night / Holy Forever - Single [Bethel]
Good Things Collective Rejoice! - Single [Real Fun]
Hillside Recording Everlasting Father - Single (independent)
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Somewhere Far - Single (independent)
K3hlab Lord You Are - Single [Syntax]
Kelo The Break-Up - Single [Syntax]
Lakewood Music Rejoice Again (feat. Alexander Pappas) - Single (independent)
Colony House Life Goes On/You’re Right Where You’re Meant To Be - Single [LastDaze]
Ben Lawrence Moving (feat. Pyramid Park) - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton Christmas All Year Long - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Worship Tanto - Single (independent)
Limoblaze Esé - Single [Reach]
Myles Maestro falling 4 u - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Yeen ain't wit it - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Boyfriend - Single [Syntax]
Presence Music Band Who Knew (Gift Wrapped) [feat. Blake Whiteley] - Single (independent)
Prodi Da Prodigal Modus Operandi - Single [Syntax]
Road to Restoration, Fridayy The Truth - Single [BMG]
Sacrificial Betrayal Take Risk - Single (independent)
Zane Walls YOU ARE THE FIRE (feat. JontheKid) - Single (independent)
Rhett Walker Carol of the Bells - Single [BEC]

This Saturday, November 8, 2025
SINGLES
Seth Davey I Can't Sing it Loud Enough - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent)
Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC]
Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue]
NF FEAR - EP [Capitol]
Blessing Offor To All A Good Night [Capitol CMG]
Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident]
The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]

SINGLES
Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back]
Richard Lynch Why Me Lord - Single [MTS]
NEEDTOBREATHE Where You Call Home - Single [Omnivore]
Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]
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