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Crazy Caption Photo No.166: "Remedy Food Drive"

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"Crab 1: "Is that David Zach with a wooden mallet?" Crab 2: "Yeah." Crab 1: "We're Doomed."" [sam] *winner*

"I really hope you were done reading this newspaper." [Penguinator]

"Let me show you the first instrument that I ever learned to play." [Sarah]

"David Zach guest stars on an all new Deadliest Catch!" [Derek Olsthoorn]

"I shall illustrate on the whiteboard behind me the most efficient way to take over the world with the use of only a handful of crabs...." [JLynn]

"This is how you properly sedate a crab... with a mallet." [Jakodog92]

"Stop! Hammertime!" [Jacob]

"Check out my new drum set. It's Crab-ulous!" [RockinOutTJ]

There was much rejoicing when the DIY Whack-A-Mole Crab Edition™ finally arrived! [DJ Ska]

"The jury has decided, and the verdict is... Crabs are delicious. Case dismissed!" [Donald M]

Sadly, "Cooking with the Bands" did not realize that cooking shows require real cooking tools and backgrounds. [SchwimmerGuy]

All the crabs wanted to do was get the score for the game....then this guy shows up... [GSutis01]

"Hooolllddd ooonnnnn! Your craaab-legs are cooommmmin'" [musicgurl]

They've decided to take their music to the next level. Crabcore! [vince]

These crabs breathed a sigh of relief after surviving the BP oil spill only to face dual wooden hammer deaths! [mandie]

Blue Man Group audition #234 [Jeffrey]

Remedy Food Drive [Mary]

"Here's how to prepare a tasty dinner while simultaneously staying up-to-date on current events! [Deanna]

"Take THAT, Crabb family!" [rickybear]

"Do you serve crabs here?" "Yes. We serve anyone. Please sit down" [dantheman37]

OCD: Obsessive Crab Disorder [Andrew]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, March 4, 2026
SINGLES
1K Phew Havin - Single [Reach]

This Friday, March 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Autumn Owls Here in the Bardos (independent)
Michael Bethany Sanctuary [Re:Think/Capitol CMG]
Collective Dust Do People Even Use CDs Anymore? - EP [Charon Collective]
Falling Up Reimagined Volume I (independent)
Passion Just That Good [Capitol CMG]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves (Deluxe) [Provident/Sony]
Woodlands Worship In The Meantime [Wings]

SINGLES
Altira Black Hole - Single [The Fuel]
Mark Bishop You Better Go Read It - Single [Sonlite]
Chris Caro Lately - Single [Syntax]
Engedi Music Resurrection Saves - Single (independent)
Grace + Max Better Place - Single [WieRok]
Taylor Hill DIE 4 ME - Single [Provident/Sony]
I.A.N. & Joel Gibson Jr. Good Times - Single [Syntax]
IDEGO SHOCKING! - Single (independent)
Jericko Let You In ft. No Vain Glory - Single [Syntax]
Jenn Johnson Walk With Me (feat. Tiffany Hudson) - Single [Bethel]
KELO & DreBeezeDaGodSon FORGIVE ME - Single [Syntax]
Living Again Let Me Be Yours - Single [Near Kingdom Records]
Alicia Monee' & EJ Swavv `Metallic - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Woozy - Single [Syntax]
Alexander Pappas It Is So Sweet (feat. Chelsea Plank) - Single [Integrity]
Tommee Profitt Nothing But the Blood "(feat. Jeremy Rosado) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Rocks Worship The Lord Is With Me (feat. Chris Brown) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]
tonyxtrotter OUTTA THE WAY ft. Q-Flo - Single [Syntax]
Anne Wilson Still Do (feat. Cole Swindell) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Wilson Fairchild I Saw The Light - Single [Gaither]

Next Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

Next Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


SINGLES
GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
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