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Crazy Caption Photo No.167: "Star Power"

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"No, really... What DO you do for a living?" [Leela]

"Wow, you guys are alot shorter in real life!" [Linkavitch]

"Hey, uh, my big sister wants me to ask you if you'd marry her..." [VAN]

"Maybe it wasn't the best idea to meet our dates in an online chatroom." [Saul Lang]

The guys tried to drum up some interest in their band, but all the girls wanted to talk about was Justin Bieber. [SMC]

"I wish we had better stalkers..." [Love]

"Wait, Girl Scout cookies?!?! I thought you wanted our autographs!" [Audrey]

The band thought it would be a good idea to get to know their fans by setting up a "Meet the Band" in the studio parking lot. What they didn't expect was that their fan base consisted entirely of twelve year old girls. [Emily]

"You REALLY don't know who we are?! *sigh*" [hayleychristine]

"Your daddy plays better guitar than us? Bummer!" [E-piphone]

"Can I have a autograph one for my father, one for my mother, one for my sister..." (5 minutes later) "...and one for my friend in Canada, and my one for my friend in Spain, and one for my cousin in South Africa, please." [Wawila]

"You kids are cute but your singing skills are...well......umm... nevermind. That was a great song." [Shannon]

Girl: "What has ten legs, three eyes, a stinger, and pinchers?" Heath: "Uh...I don't know." Girl: "Well, neither do I, but it's crawling up your back right now." [sammykat]

The boys couldn't hide their pained expressions as another group of girls tried to tell them why werewolves are better than vampires. [Jenn-O]

After the first hour the guys began to regret asking the girls what the difference between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana was. [JLav]

In hindsight, they realized that holding auditions for a new female vocalist right next door to the elementary school was probably a bad idea. [Jeremy] *winner*

"Oh, here we go again. More summer Christmas carolers." [Meg]

"Oh man...I can't believe how young they're recruiting for JFH..." [mikarose13]

This Weeks Winner
Jeremy won a pre-release copy of Chris August's debut album, No Far Away (out August 24) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
ICONIC II [Frontiers]
Jamie MacDonald Left It In The River (Reimagined) - EP [Capitol CMG]
William McDowell Dreams, Revelations & Moments [Integrated Music Rights]
Dante' Pride Come As You Are - EP [Tamla/Capitol CMG]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed E.P. [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
99 APEX Move - Single [Syntax]
A Mose Spirit Rhythm - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole Usher In The Spirit Again (feat. Jonathan McReynolds & Tenroc) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Howard Gripp Welcome To Your Life - Single (independent)
Matt Hammitt Walk on the Water Moment - Single [Gotee]
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
JusRzd, Cyrus Sonata, & Mic Wise LHM - Single [Syntax]
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - Single [Centricity]
Gabrielle Lovelace Screen Door - Single [Old Bear]
MotionPlus, Braille Overdue - Single [Gospel Banquet]
Jeannie Ortega Sorry - Single [Syntax]
Drew Parker Blame Jesus (feat. Steven Curtis Chapman) - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante ICED OUT CROSS - Single [Dream]
Razzie & DTG Rich EEH - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)

Next Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

Next Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]
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