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Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)
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"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu] *winner*

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

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This Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
Bill B. Niche [Syntax]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
NRWHL Glory Be [The Charon Collective]
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am In The Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland]
Various Artists Beyond Belief - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack [Girder]

SINGLES
11th Hour Today Is The Day - Single [Sonlite]
Angioplasty My Only (feat Shayla Van Tassel) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Kirk Franklin Thank You For Everything (feat. Karen Clark-Sheard) - Single [Fo Yo Soul]
Future of Forestry California - Single (independent)
Gaither These Are They (feat. David Phelps, Shane McConnell) [Live] - Single [Gaither]
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
Tae Lamar So Alive - Single [Polished Arrow]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
m1L, MotionPlus, Alias Molombo Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax]
Out of the Whirlwind Until Jesus Taught Me to Love - Single (independent)
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Sarah Reeves Made - Single [Curb]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Sleeping At Last Atom 17 - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
Tauren Wells Serve The Lord (Live) [feat. Davies.] - Single [Capitol CMG]
Sweden Yanulavich Holy City - Single (independent)

Next Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Siren's Call - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]

Next Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb]
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]
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