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Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)
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"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu] *winner*

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

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Music Out This Week


This Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

This Monday, February 2, 2026
SINGLES
F'rael Real Ones (Pretti Good) - Single [Syntax]

This Wednesday, February 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Reawaken Hymns Exegesis - EP (independent)

This Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Band Reeves My Country - EP [Centricity]
The Craguns Steadfast Love [StowTown]
Lecrae Reconstruction: Second Story (Deluxe) [Reach]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
The Lost Dogs Trick Of The Light (With Bonus Tracks) [Galaxy21]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Meredith Andrews Prevail (Live From Liberty University) [with Liberty Worship Collective] - Single [Curb]
Anthem Edition He Is Who He Is - Single [Sonlite]
Bill B. & Jay Carter Another Chance - Single [Syntax]
Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - Single [The Fuel]
CalledOut Music My Love - Single [Integrity]
Micah Christopher White Knuckles - Single [Integrity]
Chosen Road People - Single [Thoroughbred]
Rachel DeLong Dopamine - Single (independent)
Drea LP, OnBeatMusic, 1K Phew Fake - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Worship Alleluia - Single [Provident]
Lexi Elisha Always On Time - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
Haste the Day Shallows - Single [Solid State]
Hulvey Rooftop (feat. nobigdyl) - Single [Reach]
J Payne, Patrick Jackson, JP got SAVED The Potter - Single (independent)
K3hlab Tears of a Clown - Single [Syntax]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Blessing Offor, Maxwell Stark Brighter Days (New Day Edition) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
Prodi Da Prodigal, ATTAM Checkmate - Single [Syntax]
Seventh Day Slumber Praise - Single [Rockfest]
Rusty Shipp Sinners in the Hands - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Faith Hope Love - Single [Curb]

Next Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]

SINGLES
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
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