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Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)
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"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu] *winner*

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

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This Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Drown the Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP (independent)
Brett Leyde like a fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)
The Riverside Forester, Faller - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Elan Brio Blind Faith [Polished Arrow]
Eighteen Mile Peace Be Still [Mountain Home]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Ben Fuller Black Sheep Tour: Songs from the Road [Provident/Sony]
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Vince Gill A Mother's Prayer - EP [MCA]
J.Solo Lost Son [Syntax]
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Pep and Perk It's Cool To Be A Kid [Smidi]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Canyon Hills Worship All Consuming Light - Single [Harmony]
CCV Music Come Have Your Way - Single [Harmony]
Steven Curtis Chapman America the Beautiful (feat. Chris Janson) - Single [SCSEE / The Fuel]
The Choir Room Love Never Fails (feat. Fred Hammond) - Single [Centricity]
EJ Swavv Aura - Single [Syntax]
Fallstar Death Drive - Single [Rat Family Records]
Charles Wesley Godwin Hey There Son - Single [Big Loud]
GRIFFITH I Still Believe - Single (independent)
Tiffany Hudson Fire In My Bones - Single [Elevation]
JusRzd, Duprae, QEW My God Got It - Single [Syntax]
KDNS & Briana Maia Blame Game - Single [Syntax]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
No Vain Glory IN G_D WE TRUST - Single [Syntax]
Ginny Owens Greater Is The Cross (feat. Josh Bissell & The Church Will Sing) - Single [ChickPower]
PEABOD 100 - Single (independent)
Dante' Pride x Miles Minnick Act Up - Single [TAMLA]
Procyse Showing Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Q-Flo High Praise - Single [Syntax]
The Rogers Family He Keeps Right On Blessing Me - Single [Horizon]
Michael Sarver Count It All Joy - Single [WieRise]
Scapegoat The Same Abyss (Revived) - Single [Charon Collective]
SEU Worship Wild Rushing Wind - Single [Provident/Sony]
Sleeping At Last Source - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
TobyMac Campfire (That Very Love) [feat. Third Day] - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Sunday, June 19
ALBUMS
GVTH DVDDY GVDV [Velvet Blue Music]

SINGLES
AAH (All About Him) That's My God - Single (independent)
Josh Grove Hope - Single (independent)
Kaboose Like That - Single [Polished Arrow]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 91 - Single [Dream]
Living Again Cynical and Jaded - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Who Do They Say I Am? - Single (independent)
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