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Crazy Caption Photo No.170: "Cameralin"

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"What is this shiny black stuff? Where is the LCD screen?!" [davykins]

"Beam us up, Scotty." [BurningBlaze] *winner*

"Dude, I'm a musician. Technology and I don't see eye to eye" [Bachi234]

"Woah woah woah! I read Goosebumps as a kid, you are NOT taking my picture!" [jk84panhead]

"Duuude... so you push that button.. and it makes everything gray? Sweeet." [Nat]

"And now, where does the SIM card go?" [TradeMark]

"Dude, we're on a wilderness excursion in the heart of Africa, surrounded by tons of exotic animals, and you choose NOW to remember that you don't have any batteries in your camera?!" [Amanda1991]

Taking pictures can be a colorful experience. Fixing the camera, though? Well, let's just say things are pretty much black and white. [NinaM]

Apparently it takes more than one rock star to change a camera's SD card. [Morgan Bradham]

"Dude, is that FILM??!" [JRsee]

"WHOA, dude, why do you have Lady Gaga on your iPod?!" [Valerie]

"This is why I love digital camera's - They allow you to reminisce instantly" [JC Hernandez]

"Dude, admit it. Your GPS is dead, and we're lost." [Lydia]

"Zoom in a little bit more.....more..... AAH HA! I told you that was Stephen at the Justin Bieber Concert!" [sonicdave13]

"I tooold you its fragile. Like my heart, which you just broke along with my camera!" [Mel]

"Dude... Seriously... Stop taking pictures of yourself." [RockinOutTJ]

Cameralin [William Simms]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Thursday, September 24
SINGLES
Bloodlines So Much To Lose - Single [Facedown]
NEEDTOBREATHE Can't Apologize (feat. Jonah Kagen) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Elan Brio Sound Waves [Polished Arrow]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
Gaither Bill & Gloria Gaither and their Homecoming Friends Present You Are Loved: A Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria (Live) [Gaither]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Pomegranate More To Find - EP (independent)
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne Of Thorns [Frontiers Music]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus Is King [Story House Music]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Jenn Chenoweth Still Small Voice - Single [WieRise]
Kirk Franklin This Time (feat. GloRilla) - Single [Uptown]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Perry LaHaie Well Done - Single [Frontiers]
Rachael Lampa Permission - Single [Centricity]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
MŌRIAH Kick - Single [F2]
Neal Morse & The Resonance Walk On Water - Single [InsideOutMusic]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
Presence Music Fight or Flight - Single (independent)
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
Jenna Raine I See What You're Saying - Single [Warner]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
Seph Schlueter All In - Single [Provident]
Sleeping At Last Go On Easy - Single (independent)
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

DVD
Gaither Bill & Gloria Gaither and their Homecoming Friends Present You Are Loved: A Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria (Live) DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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