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Crazy Caption Photo No.176: "BrandonReal"

(pictured: GabeReal and Brandon Heath; Photo by John DiBiase)
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"This right here, ladies and gentlemen, is the only living Jaguars fan on Earth!" [DaddyAaron311]

"Check it out!!! He touched me!!" [Martin and Me]

Time was getting short, how could they both preform? And then it him them. Why not preform together? Yeah, that went smooth... [Mary]

"Hey Toby...Hey Toby!! He believed me... he thinks he can rap!!!" [GSutis01]

Seconds later, realizing he wasn't actually singing with Tim Tebow, the mood changed drastically... [Jakers]

"DANG!! You're right! That girl in the second row is ugly!" [emileeC]

"Number 2?! More like number 1!! This guy can sing!" [Christianna]

Guess who is ready in case the NFL Lockout means another season of replacement players! [Boog]

"Look ma! We finally got rid of Toby!" [toeyoe]

"He wants to be the next Kirk Franklin - Can you imagine?" [Melinda]

"B, you're a great and all.. and I'm gonna let you finish in a minute, but I think I'm a better rapper and should be doing this." [Bethany]

BrandonReal [JediJeter]

"He's number 2! He's number 2!!" [Moni]

"OMYGOSH I can't do this anymore he's an Eagles fan!!" [typicaltuesday]

A piercing scream filled the auditorium as he demonstrated the proper way to give a wedgie. [Katiegirl] *winner*

Brandon Heath's trophy case: a Dove Award, a Grammy, and an Emmy. Is the Vince Lombardi trophy his next target? [C-note]

"Pinch bug, no tag backs!" [Batman]

"This is all i've ever dreamed and now it's happening! Mom take a picture!!!" [Joanna]

"In sports news, Brandon Heath declared for the NFL replacement player draft. His friend and current Philadelphia kicker, David Akers, was reportedly not amused" [Indygus]

Brandon very well knew he could only be number two on stage with Toby if he wanted to continue on the tour. [jesusfreak20]

"Gimme that mic for just one second, gimme the mike so I can sing" [bc]

"Jesus is #1. But check out who is 2!" [Kawrider]

"Oh man! Look who I'm standing next to! Look Who it is!....seriously who is it?" [Kevan]

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This Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
AOH Music Breathe (Acoustic Live) (independent)
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Elan Brio, DJ Proof Solid Frequencies [Fly Dog]
Elevation Español El Nombre De Jesús [Provident]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro St. Valentine EP [Syntax]

SINGLES
ADIA One The Way (Remix feat. Erica Campbell) - Single [Rock City]
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
AustinThaNoble Painkiller - Single [Syntax]
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Les and Joyce Carlsen He's God - Single (independent)
Franni Cash Jesus All Along - Single [Capitol CMG]
Gable Price and Friends Too Good - Single [Capitol CMG]
idle threat Evermind - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Jenn Johnson Here In Your Arms - Single [Bethel]
KB BLOOD 2 - Single [Provident]
The Kingsmen When Sunday Morning Dawned - Single [Bethel]
Vic Lucas Love Like You - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony]
Kevi Morse I'm Loved - Single [Syntax]
NCS Collective, Dara Maclean Can You See It - Single [NCS]
Lloyd Nicks Heal For You - Single [Curb]
Passion What A Worthy Name / Watch Him Work - Single [Capitol CMG]
Pastor Mike Jr. He Can - Single [Rock City]
Dante Pride Just Believe - Single [TAMLA]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 7 - Single [Syntax]
Josiah Queen demons (feat. Julia Poe) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Rend Collective Do It All Alone - Single [Capitol CMG]
Sanctus Real Steady - Single [Framework/The Fuel]
Savaun & EJ Swavv More Than Friends (Reimagined) - Single [Syntax]
Bella Taylor Smith when i think about my Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet Lord - Single [Frontiers]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
Darlene Zschech Shout To The Lord (All The Earth) (feat. Ana Paula Valadão and Ingrid Rosario) - Single [Integrity]

VINYL
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This Saturday, February 14, 2026
ALBUMS
Dan Damon Needed Time: spirituals (feat. Kurt Ribak) (independent)

Next Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES
Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)

Next Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident]
Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM]
Aaron Cole Peace At Last - Single [Provident/Sony]
DOE Black Boy (feat. Jon Batiste) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House]
Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House]
Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]


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