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"Hey everyone! We're just working on the new record! We're calling it 'Royal Flush'!" [St Jerome]

It was then that they realized they had created the perfect music to sing in the shower. [Mike]

Having assembled in the giant bathtub, the band was going to have a truly immersive worship experience. [SeanCee]

For King and Country recording their new live album, "The Stall Sessions" [Cnote316]

After hiding out in the bathroom until the museum closed, the guys were dismayed when they noticed the security camera. [Fish] *winner*

"Guys, when the fans ask for 'clean' music, this is NOT what they mean." [JDRogney]

"Welcome to our first annual Restroom Rocks Jam Session!" [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Who's ready to jam on this episode of Toilet Tunes?" [silentstorm]

"Guys, this isn't what I meant when I said we should start playing for smaller crowds." [DJ Skillz]

After Joel had gotten kidnapped by a crazy mob of fans, the rest of the band decided the bathroom was the only safe place to practice. [KatieMarie]

#awkwardbandphoto [Peter]

"We're Taking Singing In The Shower to THE NEXT LEVEL!" [George M.]

For King and Conditioner [Nathan]

Behind the scenes of "Cleaning Up the Sound Production" [Nabertson]

Mr. Clean and Country [JLAW]

"Guys, I know we've had issues recently with eavesdroppers trying to steal our newest music ideas, but when I said we needed to find a place for band practice that offered more privacy, this isn't AT ALL what I meant..." [CovenantChild]

"Now that I've gathered you all here today..." [Rosemary]

You'd think, being in a bathroom, that there would be more places to sit. [Anthony C]

"Whoops! I thought the sign said 'band room'." [Christian Tolliver]

Every king and country needs a throne -- porcelain or not. [Egypt]

"Before you say anything judgmental, just listen to how great the acoustics are in here!" [godzgirl9aj]

"Hey guys, do 'Singin' in the Rain'!" "Nah, we don't feel like it." "Well, let me help you out....." [Jackie]

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This Friday, January 23, 2026
ALBUMS
Dragons & Astronauts 11:28 (independent)
JusJames WHIL3 U WAIT - EP [Polished Arrow]
Tim Lovelace On a Different Note [StowTown]
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists House of Worship [The Fuel]
VOTA Back to the Start (independent)

SINGLES
Gracie Binion Hosanna - Single [BEC]
CAIN So Long Sad Songs - Single [Provident]
Dubem Lately - Single [Syntax]
Jason Dunn Divided States of America - Single (independent)
ELEOS Fool's Gold - Single [Ocean House]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Single [Provident]
Grace Graber That's Who I Praise - Single (independent)
Jonah Greene I Need You - Single (independent)
Griffin Mega Church - Single [Polished Arrow]
Ian Austin, Brice Davis Like The Prodigal (Come Home) - Single [Ocean House]
Amber Lynn Yahweh (Your Will Your Way) - Single [Sonlite]
Daniel Mulkey Pass It On - Single (independent)
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender - Single [UMG]
Troy Patterson Creating Something - Single [Syntax]

Warren Peay Gimme a Hallelujah - Single [Integrity]
Heather Suzanne Kingdom Walls - Single [Ocean House]
tylerhateslife mental health (heaven's remix) - Single [Syntax]
Zane Walls NAH UH - Single (independent)
Katy Weirich The River - Single [Wings]
Zach Williams Wait For Me (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [Provident]

Next Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

Next Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
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