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Crazy Caption Photo No.215: "For King and Conditioner"

(pictured: for KING & COUNTRY; Source: for KING & COUNTRY)
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"Hey everyone! We're just working on the new record! We're calling it 'Royal Flush'!" [St Jerome]

It was then that they realized they had created the perfect music to sing in the shower. [Mike]

Having assembled in the giant bathtub, the band was going to have a truly immersive worship experience. [SeanCee]

For King and Country recording their new live album, "The Stall Sessions" [Cnote316]

After hiding out in the bathroom until the museum closed, the guys were dismayed when they noticed the security camera. [Fish] *winner*

"Guys, when the fans ask for 'clean' music, this is NOT what they mean." [JDRogney]

"Welcome to our first annual Restroom Rocks Jam Session!" [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Who's ready to jam on this episode of Toilet Tunes?" [silentstorm]

"Guys, this isn't what I meant when I said we should start playing for smaller crowds." [DJ Skillz]

After Joel had gotten kidnapped by a crazy mob of fans, the rest of the band decided the bathroom was the only safe place to practice. [KatieMarie]

#awkwardbandphoto [Peter]

"We're Taking Singing In The Shower to THE NEXT LEVEL!" [George M.]

For King and Conditioner [Nathan]

Behind the scenes of "Cleaning Up the Sound Production" [Nabertson]

Mr. Clean and Country [JLAW]

"Guys, I know we've had issues recently with eavesdroppers trying to steal our newest music ideas, but when I said we needed to find a place for band practice that offered more privacy, this isn't AT ALL what I meant..." [CovenantChild]

"Now that I've gathered you all here today..." [Rosemary]

You'd think, being in a bathroom, that there would be more places to sit. [Anthony C]

"Whoops! I thought the sign said 'band room'." [Christian Tolliver]

Every king and country needs a throne -- porcelain or not. [Egypt]

"Before you say anything judgmental, just listen to how great the acoustics are in here!" [godzgirl9aj]

"Hey guys, do 'Singin' in the Rain'!" "Nah, we don't feel like it." "Well, let me help you out....." [Jackie]

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