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Crazy Caption Photo No.215: "For King and Conditioner"

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"Hey everyone! We're just working on the new record! We're calling it 'Royal Flush'!" [St Jerome]

It was then that they realized they had created the perfect music to sing in the shower. [Mike]

Having assembled in the giant bathtub, the band was going to have a truly immersive worship experience. [SeanCee]

For King and Country recording their new live album, "The Stall Sessions" [Cnote316]

After hiding out in the bathroom until the museum closed, the guys were dismayed when they noticed the security camera. [Fish] *winner*

"Guys, when the fans ask for 'clean' music, this is NOT what they mean." [JDRogney]

"Welcome to our first annual Restroom Rocks Jam Session!" [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Who's ready to jam on this episode of Toilet Tunes?" [silentstorm]

"Guys, this isn't what I meant when I said we should start playing for smaller crowds." [DJ Skillz]

After Joel had gotten kidnapped by a crazy mob of fans, the rest of the band decided the bathroom was the only safe place to practice. [KatieMarie]

#awkwardbandphoto [Peter]

"We're Taking Singing In The Shower to THE NEXT LEVEL!" [George M.]

For King and Conditioner [Nathan]

Behind the scenes of "Cleaning Up the Sound Production" [Nabertson]

Mr. Clean and Country [JLAW]

"Guys, I know we've had issues recently with eavesdroppers trying to steal our newest music ideas, but when I said we needed to find a place for band practice that offered more privacy, this isn't AT ALL what I meant..." [CovenantChild]

"Now that I've gathered you all here today..." [Rosemary]

You'd think, being in a bathroom, that there would be more places to sit. [Anthony C]

"Whoops! I thought the sign said 'band room'." [Christian Tolliver]

Every king and country needs a throne -- porcelain or not. [Egypt]

"Before you say anything judgmental, just listen to how great the acoustics are in here!" [godzgirl9aj]

"Hey guys, do 'Singin' in the Rain'!" "Nah, we don't feel like it." "Well, let me help you out....." [Jackie]

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This Monday, September 7
SINGLES
Michael W. Smith There She Stands - Single [The Fuel]

This Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]

SINGLES
Limoblaze Super Power II (feat. Rua Young) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
Limoblaze Do It Now (Acoustic) - EP [Reach]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Free Indeed - Single [Syntax]
K3hlab The Realm of Grief - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro SOUTHPAW - Single [Syntax]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Exit - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Stay For You - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]

Next Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot]
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC]
Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG]
for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]

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ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)

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