SEYMOUR: Seymour the Seagull here, with a bird's-eye view of another sunny Sunday morning in the twin island republic of Yeahman & Noman. With much of the staff on a holiday of their own this week, the beach resort management is left with no other option but to bring in a rag-tag crew of unconventional teachers to lead the children. Let's drop in on 'em / YOUTH DIRECTOR: All right kids, attention! Quiet please. Attention! Line up, line up. Make a straight line. Since we're a bit short staffed today, I have had to make some creative staffing decisions. Today we have a raggamuffin Sunday school teaching crew / Kids: Hello teachers! / SEYMOUR: And this vagabond crew consists of Nigel the Iguana / NIGEL: Wait now man, I'm a chameleon! / SEYMOUR: Nigel the Iguana / NIGEL: Cha! / SEYMOUR: Calypso the singing coconut / CALYPSO: (sings) Calypso sweet, Calypso sweet, cause Calypso the Coconut he is Calypso sweet / (Repeat) / That sounds good! / SEYMOUR: Excuse me, can we keep these introductions a little bit shorter? / CALYPSO: Sorry man / SEYMOUR: And Manu the know-it-all Mango / MANU: At your service / Random voices: Whew! That guy is a bit ripe! For real. Boy I'll say! Oh man / MANU: Thank you very often. And today we are going to teach Reggae Sunday School.

(Mark Mohr)