SEYMOUR: Back at the beach, Manu the Mango & Calypso the Coconut finally manage to convince Nigel that he is an iguana / MANU: That is correct. And adult iguanas do not eat insects. They survive entirely on a diet of vegetables & fr... french fries? / CALYPSO: No man / MANU: Fast food, frankfurters? Fresh fish? / CALYPSO: No mon, it's fresh tropical fruit mon / NIGEL: Slurp, mmm, a nice ripe mango does sound good right now. Don't run! Come here, come here. Stop! / MANU: No, get back. Stand away. This mango is not sweet, I am bitter. I have very bad taste. I am bitter to the taste. Bitter in your mouth, if you take a bite, bad things you will shout! / NIGEL: Just a bite man, just one taste. Come here! / MANU: No, I was coated with insecticide, I have very thick skin. I am no good! No good at all / NIGEL: Come here you crazy Mango! Come now man / MANU: I am rotten--you know, ripe in a different kind of way / NIGEL: Come on! CALYPSO: Cool it, mon! MANU: No good, whew! I am so stinky I would not even stand next to myself! NIGEL: Just a nibble / MANU: Stop! What If I tell you of something that is even sweeter than a plump ripe junie mango? / CALYPSO: What could be sweeter than a mango, mon? YOUTH DIRECTOR: Candy, cake, or chocolate? CALYPSO: (Sings) Calypso sweet... / Everyone: Stop! / CALYPSO: Sorry mon. / MANU: None is as sweet as my Savior Jesus Christ.

(Mark Mohr & Greg Mohr)