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06. Cartoon Network

It's Pronounced 'Five-Two'
by KJ-52


Ooh ahh push em up high

Now I was just walking through cartoon land
When all of a sudden I ran into Spongebob Squarepants
He was chilling with the Power Puff Girls and Spiderman
Driving down Sesame Street with Scooby Doo in a mini van
He was rocking to the beat driving just as fast as they can
They almost ran over Ren and Stimpy and He-Man
I yelled at them slow down but they didnít understand
They said they was heading to free hip hop jam
Over in the park let me catch a ride then
I got in picked up Bart Simpson kept driving
Got to the spot and the party was live and
At the open mic contest Beavis and Butthead was rhyming
I was like them kids is wack give me just a try and
Waited patiently till it was just my time and
I told the crowd make noise get ya hands high and
This is what I said when I grabbed on the mic I told em...


Said to the crowd ďMy nameís KJ-52"
And I came to get down I got something to say to you
Understand what I mean even if youíre a cartoon
Jesus reigns supreme thatís how my team comes through
And then all of a sudden these wannabe hard dudes
From South Park walk up just talking smack too
And the smurfs backed them up I guess they was just a crew
And said letís battle fool, I said check it out dude
Youíre five inch tall plus ya crew is all blue
Iíd probably step on yall if I just battled you
They said La la la la la...
Thatís all you ever say dude
Just right then just the crowd started to boo
Them right off the stage but I knew just what to do
Told DJ Voltron just on the oneís and twoís
Man kick the beat check it out this is how Iím rocking you


Well the crowd started cheering the party was slamming
The Thundercats and Pokemon they was breakdancing
The Transformers hopped in and started pop lokcing
G.I. Joe and Johnny Bravo chilling and just watching
I just stayed on the mic and kept the speakers knocking
Letting them know that Christ was the reason that Iím dropping
All these words of life and Heís the reason why Iím rocking
I could go on all night and just keep on talking
But just right then the Power Rangers started walking
Up on the stage and said I won the open mic and
As I reached out to get my trophy and just claim my prize and
Well out of nowhere well this is what happened


Written by J. Sorrentino and T. Collins ©2003 kjfivetwomusic (SESAC) / Jones Fercury Music (ASCAP)




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