| Film Review
Marvel Comic mutant heroes X-Men have returned to the screen in what is said to be the third and final
film in the franchise, X-Men: The Last Stand (although murmurs of a fourth have begun). With the
director of the previous two films busy working on Superman Returns, director
Brett Ratner (Rush Hour films, The Family Man, Red Dragon) steps in to take Singer's
place. The end result is a dark and serious finale to a relatively strong comic book trilogy.
X-Men: The Last Stand bears that final chapter feeling from beginning to end. Nearly the whole film
carries a sort of story climax feel, in which little character development exists as we're expected to be very
familiar with these characters already. And those loyal to the previous two films or the comic books will
definitely have no trouble jumping right in. However, the X-Men and X2 handled their characters
with love, fleshing out leads like Wolverine, Rogue, Xavier, and Magneto. While never perfect (Storm and
Cyclops were barely touched on, much to Halle Berry's discontent), the film's pacing and length made it possible
for audiences to really enter in to the X-Men world. In The Last Stand, Ratner ties up loose ends,
brings significant characters to their shocking demise, and resolves several key relationships. It all adds up
to a bittersweet and entertaining popcorn flick with an emotional story that includes some of the most
action-packed moments of the trilogy.
With a new director and new composer behind the project, it's difficult to make a film that will fit in
seamlessly with the previous installments. Springer's style is missed, but Ratner definitely gives it his all,
successfully taking X-Men: The Last Stand in a slightly different direction to bring it all to a
probable bang-up finish. But with so much action and many, many new mutants introduced this time around, it really
does leave little room to get to know some of the characters properly or beyond the surface. For example,
we're introduced to Angel in the beginning of the film, briefly see him again once or twice later in the film,
and are never really introduced to his character by name or really see him interact with the other X-Men much.
His character felt more like a line drawing or afterthought, with most of his scenes left on the cutting room
floor. On the other hand, we are also introduced to Beast (wonderfully played by Frasier's Kelsey
Grammer), who does get a decent amount of screentime and even some action before the film's end.
What holds this movie back is its attempt to accomplish too much in the alotted time, virtually tackling a
plot and storyline that could have spanned another movie or two. Instead, X-Men: The Last Stand crams
as much action and as many characters as possible into its hour and forty five minute length. Also, this film
is possibly the most violent of the three. While the others had their moments indeed, The Last Stand
has some pretty intense scenes where mass destruction ensues. In addition to violence, there's some mild
sexual content which sees two characters passionately making out before they abruptly stop, as well as a
handful of cuss words. Also, we briefly see a nude woman lying on a floor (we see her bare hip, side of her
butt, while her arms and legs cover anything explicit) after turning from mutant to human.
What The Last Stand has going for it is an exciting story and the emotional tension that rivets the
film. Wolverine remains a central character, although not quite as deeply explored as the previous films,
with Hugh Jackman's portrayal easily being one of the best aspects of this entire franchise. Ian McKellen's
Magneto is delightfully sinister as usual, and Famke Jenssen delivers an intense performance as Phoenix. The
action is first-rate, although the CGI effects at times ranged from perfect to embarrassing, but most of the
time still works for the film. While a few of the characters we've come to know from the previous films take
on a greater role here, others are shortchanged early on or given mere minutes of screentime, which is rather
disappointing.
Overall, Ratner did a decent job picking up where Singer left off, while expectations are high all around.
X-Men: The Last Stand might not be quite the finale we all were expecting, but this trilogy goes out
with a thunderous and emotional bang that will satisfy most fans of the franchise. Too violent and edgy for
families, this film is best off left to the adults. It's sad to think The Last Stand is the final
chapter for the X-Men on the big screen (at least for this particular story of characters), but the end result
is a memorable comic book-based film series that should be revisited for years to come... Oh, and make sure
you definitely stay until after the credits have finished rolling...
If you have any questions or comments about the film before you see it (if you
decide to), feel free to
contact me.
- John DiBiase
(reviewed: 5/26/06)
Parental Guide: Brief Summary of Content
Sex/Nudity: Mystique's outfit consists of blue paint on her
nude body with some scale prosthetics; We see a nude woman lying on the floor on her side, but her arms and legs block any explicit
detail (we do however see the side of her bare hip; Logan and Jean begin kissing heavily and start to disrobe (Logan
takes off his outer shirt, leaving just a tank top on underneath), and he straddles her on a table. After she digs
her nails into his arms, scraping him and their passion escalates, he backs off, realizing something isn't right. She encourages him that it's ok, and she uses her telekenetic abilities
to force the belt from his pants as he stands there (nothing else happens)
Vulgarity/Language: 1 "a" word, 2 "h*ll," 1 "d*mn," 1 "d*ckhead," 2 "b*tch," 1 "G-d"
Alcohol/Drugs: None.
Blood/Gore: We see a young boy standing in front of a mirror with a pained look on his face as he holds an unseen object against his back behind him (and we hear fleshy scraping sounds). His father barges in on him and we see bloody tissues and a bloody scraping tool before seeing two grossly bloody wounds on his back (from where he was trying to cut off his wings); We briefly see a wound on Wolverine's forehead heal (and also during other fights); A woman kissing Logan causes scrapes on his arms from her fingernails and we see them heal quickly; A man is pulled into the air by a telekenetic force that is so intense, it begins to disintegrate his clothes and peel the skin off of his hand (only briefly seen). The force then becomes so intense that the person explodes into tiny dust-like fragments; A projectile spike impales Wolverine's shoulder. We briefly see it sticking through his shoulder as well as the would as it heals after he pulls it out. He's then hit again in the abdomen with two more spikes that leave bloody holes on his shirt when he removes them; We see some bloody scrapes on Wolverine after he's fallen to the ground; Wolverine slices the arms off of a man who's limbs just keep regenerating quickly; A force vaporizes many humans and mutants; A force tears the skin off of Wolverine's body repeatedly as we see it healing and peeling continuously
Violence: Lots of comic book action.
Mystique breaks a man's neck, A man dies when vaporized, many mutants and humans die when vaporized;
A person is instantly killed (not seen) after kissing someone;
Magneto walks down a freeway and crushes and flips many cars and trucks, killing the passengers inside;
A bridge is uprooted, causing many car accidents; there are many hand-to-hand combat fights;
Wolverine slashes many villains and kills them (not explicit); Wolverine pulls spikes form his body; Some characters
are shot by a gun containing a cure for being a mutant; Juggernaut and Wolverine fight; Iceman and Pyro fight;
and other related comic book violence...
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