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"And the Dove Award goes to..." [Slek]

"Yes! Front Row Seats to the John Tesh Concert!"[BibleDefender]

After years of being trapped in their stainless steel cell, they knew they were at their lowest when a postcard from Carman brought them hope. [troutman]

"'My friend, So long?' what's that suppose to mean???" [JaneBlonde]

Michael was thrilled to receive a guest invitaion to appear on Sesame Street. Toby and Kevin, however, weren't so sure... [Elyse D.]

"Hmmmm, let me guess... Albino cow in a snowstorm?"" [Bob the Pirate]

"Gosh, Tait. this is great! We finally got a hold of Rebecca St. James' drivers license!" [Joy Electric Girl]

"Yeah... I see it now... you DO kinda look like Sloth!" [crazygirl293]

"Kevin, lay off of Photoshop. Plaid water buffalo's just aren't natural. Funny, but not natural..." [Kisby]

"Y'know fellas, these riverdance guys look so tight! I say we do it for our next album. Rap to rock to riverdance; it just keeps getting better!" [hurryupDCT]

"This has to be the smallest piece of sheet music they've ever asked us to use..." [phreakweb]

"Hey look! It says: 'Advance to Go and collect $200!' Woo-hoo!" [Linzaru]

"Finally, after 15 years, she gave me her phone number!" [warrior4037]

"Hmm... I can't think of a caption for this picture. Can you guys?" [Kris B]

"Hey! I want a new card! I don't know how to act out a screwdriver!" [TimTee]

"Oh yes, we are definitely better looking than ZOEGirl." [christian]

"If your handwriting wasn't so bad, we would know where we were performing right now!" [Hannah]

"Will we ever make another album? And the answer is..." [jay]

"Hey guys... If a bus leaves Chicago at 10am, traveling 55mph..." [edlaubster]

It's amazing what you'll find amusing when trapped for over 8 hours in an elevator. [Bobby]

"OK, So which one of you put this 'Kick Me' sign on my back?" [Joby]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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