"Yes! Front Row Seats to the John Tesh Concert!"[BibleDefender]
After years of being trapped in their stainless steel cell, they knew they were at their lowest when a postcard from Carman brought them hope. [troutman]
"'My friend, So long?' what's that suppose to mean???" [JaneBlonde]
Michael was thrilled to receive a guest invitaion to appear on Sesame Street. Toby and Kevin, however, weren't so sure... [Elyse D.]
"Hmmmm, let me guess... Albino cow in a snowstorm?"" [Bob the Pirate]
"Gosh, Tait. this is great! We finally got a hold of Rebecca St. James' drivers license!" [Joy Electric Girl]
"Yeah... I see it now... you DO kinda look like Sloth!" [crazygirl293]
"Kevin, lay off of Photoshop. Plaid water buffalo's just aren't natural. Funny, but not natural..." [Kisby]
"Y'know fellas, these riverdance guys look so tight! I say we do it for our next album. Rap to rock to riverdance; it just keeps getting better!" [hurryupDCT]
"This has to be the smallest piece of sheet music they've ever asked us to use..." [phreakweb]
"Hey look! It says: 'Advance to Go and collect $200!' Woo-hoo!" [Linzaru]
"Finally, after 15 years, she gave me her phone number!" [warrior4037]
"Hmm... I can't think of a caption for this picture. Can you guys?" [Kris B]
"Hey! I want a new card! I don't know how to act out a screwdriver!" [TimTee]
"Oh yes, we are definitely better looking than ZOEGirl." [christian]
"If your handwriting wasn't so bad, we would know where we were performing right now!" [Hannah]
"Will we ever make another album? And the answer is..." [jay]
"Hey guys... If a bus leaves Chicago at 10am, traveling 55mph..." [edlaubster]
It's amazing what you'll find amusing when trapped for over 8 hours in an elevator. [Bobby]
"OK, So which one of you put this 'Kick Me' sign on my back?" [Joby]
warrior4037 won a copy of the Left Behind Worship: God is With Us CD
This Thursday, March 30, 2023
SINGLES Disciple Bad Words - Single [Tooth & Nail]
This Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]
SINGLES Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core] Dwan Hill Mansion - Single [Integrity] Britt Nicole Gold (Acoustic) - Single (independent) Shout Praise Kids Great Are You Lord - Single [Integrity] Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)
Next Friday, April 7, 2023
ALBUMS The Kingdom Heirs Something Good, Vol. 3 [Sonlite] LaTocha The Invitation: A Conversation With God [Capitol CMG] NF HOPE [Virgin] Petra PETRA - FIFTY (Anniversary Collection) DELUXE EDITION (3-Discs) [Girder]
SINGLES Housefires I Thank God - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl] Stars Go Dim Authority (In The Name of Jesus) [feat. Lloyd Nicks] - Single [Curb/Word]
VINYL The Union of Sinners and Saints One More Shot [Girder]