Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No. 003: "dc Critique"

Crazy Caption Photo No.3: "dc Critique"

(pictured: dc Talk)

"And the Dove Award goes to..." [Slek]

"Yes! Front Row Seats to the John Tesh Concert!"[BibleDefender]

After years of being trapped in their stainless steel cell, they knew they were at their lowest when a postcard from Carman brought them hope. [troutman]

"'My friend, So long?' what's that suppose to mean???" [JaneBlonde]

Michael was thrilled to receive a guest invitaion to appear on Sesame Street. Toby and Kevin, however, weren't so sure... [Elyse D.]

"Hmmmm, let me guess... Albino cow in a snowstorm?"" [Bob the Pirate]

"Gosh, Tait. this is great! We finally got a hold of Rebecca St. James' drivers license!" [Joy Electric Girl]

"Yeah... I see it now... you DO kinda look like Sloth!" [crazygirl293]

"Kevin, lay off of Photoshop. Plaid water buffalo's just aren't natural. Funny, but not natural..." [Kisby]

"Y'know fellas, these riverdance guys look so tight! I say we do it for our next album. Rap to rock to riverdance; it just keeps getting better!" [hurryupDCT]

"This has to be the smallest piece of sheet music they've ever asked us to use..." [phreakweb]

"Hey look! It says: 'Advance to Go and collect $200!' Woo-hoo!" [Linzaru]

"Finally, after 15 years, she gave me her phone number!" [warrior4037]

"Hmm... I can't think of a caption for this picture. Can you guys?" [Kris B]

"Hey! I want a new card! I don't know how to act out a screwdriver!" [TimTee]

"Oh yes, we are definitely better looking than ZOEGirl." [christian]

"If your handwriting wasn't so bad, we would know where we were performing right now!" [Hannah]

"Will we ever make another album? And the answer is..." [jay]

"Hey guys... If a bus leaves Chicago at 10am, traveling 55mph..." [edlaubster]

It's amazing what you'll find amusing when trapped for over 8 hours in an elevator. [Bobby]

"OK, So which one of you put this 'Kick Me' sign on my back?" [Joby]

warrior4037 won a copy of the Left Behind Worship: God is With Us CD

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Music Out This Week

This Friday, February 21, 2020

Audrey Assad The Middle - Single (independent)

David & Nicole Binion Glory of Eden [Integrity]

Riley Clemmons Over and Over - Single [Capitol CMG]

Getty Music The Life of Christ Qunitology: Passion [Getty Music]

Grace Worship Christ Be All - Single [The Fuel]

Natalie Grant My Weapon - Single [Curb/Word]

Hillsong Young & Free Best Friends - Single [Capitol CMG]

Ellie Holcomb Sing: Remembering Songs EP (independent)

Hulvey BRKNHRT. EP [Reach]

Jordan and Jessa Glorious (independent)

North Point Worship Just Getting Started (feat: Lauren Anderson) / Nothing Else Matters (feat. Heath Balltzglier and Desi Raines) - Single [Centricity]

Chris Renzema 17 - Single [Centricity]

John Reuben John Reuben (independent)

Justin Rizzo Worship and Adore EP [Spotlight]

Angie Rose Infatuation (Acoustic) - Single [Capitol CMG]

Spoken The Way Back Home - Single [Capitol CMG]

Cade Thompson Provider - Single [Red Street]

Ian Yates Forgiven - Single [7 Core]

Next Friday, February 28, 2020

Paul Baloche Behold Him [Integrity]

Tina Boonstra Out of My Depth - Single [7 Core]

The Classic Crime Patterns in the Static (independent?)

Rob Graves Solstice (independent?)

Neon Feather Do or Die - Single [Centricity]