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"And the Dove Award goes to..." [Slek]

"Yes! Front Row Seats to the John Tesh Concert!"[BibleDefender]

After years of being trapped in their stainless steel cell, they knew they were at their lowest when a postcard from Carman brought them hope. [troutman]

"'My friend, So long?' what's that suppose to mean???" [JaneBlonde]

Michael was thrilled to receive a guest invitaion to appear on Sesame Street. Toby and Kevin, however, weren't so sure... [Elyse D.]

"Hmmmm, let me guess... Albino cow in a snowstorm?"" [Bob the Pirate]

"Gosh, Tait. this is great! We finally got a hold of Rebecca St. James' drivers license!" [Joy Electric Girl]

"Yeah... I see it now... you DO kinda look like Sloth!" [crazygirl293]

"Kevin, lay off of Photoshop. Plaid water buffalo's just aren't natural. Funny, but not natural..." [Kisby]

"Y'know fellas, these riverdance guys look so tight! I say we do it for our next album. Rap to rock to riverdance; it just keeps getting better!" [hurryupDCT]

"This has to be the smallest piece of sheet music they've ever asked us to use..." [phreakweb]

"Hey look! It says: 'Advance to Go and collect $200!' Woo-hoo!" [Linzaru]

"Finally, after 15 years, she gave me her phone number!" [warrior4037]

"Hmm... I can't think of a caption for this picture. Can you guys?" [Kris B]

"Hey! I want a new card! I don't know how to act out a screwdriver!" [TimTee]

"Oh yes, we are definitely better looking than ZOEGirl." [christian]

"If your handwriting wasn't so bad, we would know where we were performing right now!" [Hannah]

"Will we ever make another album? And the answer is..." [jay]

"Hey guys... If a bus leaves Chicago at 10am, traveling 55mph..." [edlaubster]

It's amazing what you'll find amusing when trapped for over 8 hours in an elevator. [Bobby]

"OK, So which one of you put this 'Kick Me' sign on my back?" [Joby]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent)
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
The Binions Roots [StowTown]
Peter Burton Where Would I Be - EP [Integrity]
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Deitrick Haddon & Voices Of Unity Chain Breaker 2.5 [Tyscot]
Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert [Gaither]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]
YWAM Kona Music Apostles Creed Global - EP [Integrity]

SINGLES
Autumn Owls Thick as Thieves - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop The Fishing Pole - Single [Sonlite]
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory / Draw My Eyes - Double Single [Reach]
Elan Brio Two Hearts - Single [Fly Dog]
for KING + COUNTRY Ever And Ever Before (feat. MORIAH & Courtney) - Single [Curb]
Grace + Max Flame - Single [WieRok]
Philippa Hanna 'Til the Whole World Knows (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity]
Ellie Holcomb Hope's Gonna Find You (feat. Franni Cash) - Single [Capitol CMG]
I.A.N. PRAISE THE LORD ft. 1K Phew - Single [Syntax]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Fool's Gold - Single [Polished Arrow]
Lexly Nirvana Alegria (ft. Shanta Fuentes) - Single [Syntax]
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Bishop Paul S. Morton Go Through (feat. PJ Morton, Jasmine Morton Robinson) - Single [Tehillah]
Alexander Pappas Hands Up - Single [Integrity]
Saints in Exile Our Love is Dead & Our Luv is Dead? - Single [Syntax]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
SNT. VINCENT SOCIAL YEAR - Single [Syntax]
TKE3 Mr Unstoppable (feat. Omar Whippin) - Single (independent)
TRU-SERVA Battleground - Single [Kingdom Impact]

DVD
Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert DVD [Gaither]

Next Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

Next Monday, February 2, 2026
ALBUMS
Lecrae Reconstruction (Deluxe) [Reach]

Next Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
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