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"And the Dove Award goes to..." [Slek]

"Yes! Front Row Seats to the John Tesh Concert!"[BibleDefender]

After years of being trapped in their stainless steel cell, they knew they were at their lowest when a postcard from Carman brought them hope. [troutman]

"'My friend, So long?' what's that suppose to mean???" [JaneBlonde]

Michael was thrilled to receive a guest invitaion to appear on Sesame Street. Toby and Kevin, however, weren't so sure... [Elyse D.]

"Hmmmm, let me guess... Albino cow in a snowstorm?"" [Bob the Pirate]

"Gosh, Tait. this is great! We finally got a hold of Rebecca St. James' drivers license!" [Joy Electric Girl]

"Yeah... I see it now... you DO kinda look like Sloth!" [crazygirl293]

"Kevin, lay off of Photoshop. Plaid water buffalo's just aren't natural. Funny, but not natural..." [Kisby]

"Y'know fellas, these riverdance guys look so tight! I say we do it for our next album. Rap to rock to riverdance; it just keeps getting better!" [hurryupDCT]

"This has to be the smallest piece of sheet music they've ever asked us to use..." [phreakweb]

"Hey look! It says: 'Advance to Go and collect $200!' Woo-hoo!" [Linzaru]

"Finally, after 15 years, she gave me her phone number!" [warrior4037]

"Hmm... I can't think of a caption for this picture. Can you guys?" [Kris B]

"Hey! I want a new card! I don't know how to act out a screwdriver!" [TimTee]

"Oh yes, we are definitely better looking than ZOEGirl." [christian]

"If your handwriting wasn't so bad, we would know where we were performing right now!" [Hannah]

"Will we ever make another album? And the answer is..." [jay]

"Hey guys... If a bus leaves Chicago at 10am, traveling 55mph..." [edlaubster]

It's amazing what you'll find amusing when trapped for over 8 hours in an elevator. [Bobby]

"OK, So which one of you put this 'Kick Me' sign on my back?" [Joby]

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This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Jesus Be The Name Exclusive *iTunes only [Provident/Sony]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
Anthem Edition In Christ Alone - Single [Sonlite]
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
j. dreaming Blessed - Single [MTM]
Marcus Hummon Bless the Broken Road (feat. Levi Hummon) - Single (independent)
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Brandon Lake & Lainey Wilson The Jesus I Know Now - Single [Provident/Sony]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
Jamison Strain Savior You Are - Single (independent)
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]


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