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A New Way to be Humid [Joby]

Apparently Tim was not interested in the fact that Rebecca St. James lived across the street. [BibleDefender]

Struggling financially after a series of box-office flops, David Arquette and Brad Pitt mug a local gardener and steal his lawn care equipment to sell on the black market. [Seagull boy]

Switchfoot shows off their gardening skills in the new smash movie, A Sidewalk To Remember. [Elyse D.]

It didn't help that that cloud looked like a cold glass of ice water. [N8]

Rapper Day Jobs [M@]

Running late, Tim insists on doing his morning exercises at the same time as the yardwork. [Switchfoot FreaKk]

You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out... [Switchfoot FreaKk]

"Hey look, it's the ice cream truck!" [WayEccentricChik]

"This is just our day job... we're actually rock stars!" [jannyk]

"Hidee Ho Neighbor!" [vacaverde3773]

"Hey! It's Mandy Moore!" [jesusgeek]

Looks like Tim's been listening to "Chem 6A" a little too much... [MadHipSkaChick]

The Lawnboys call it quits after realizing how fast the audience died. [JESUSfreek]

Unbeknownst to the snoozing Tim, Chad and Jon, the practicing cosmetologists, decided it was time for him to get a hair cut. [Is that Switchfoot?]

"We do windows too!" [Tabz]

"It's ok!...I saw this on that Trading Spaces show!" [Jessica]

The new P.S.A. for deodorant use. [JC]

"You know when they asked us to be part of the concert I thought we'd at least get to perform!" [DJ Ska]

"I'm Joe Dirt!" [brently]

"If you find a body while mowing your lawn... you might be a redneck." [Rosemary]

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This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
ALBUMS
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)


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