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Crazy Caption Photo No.019: "Hip-Hobbit"

(pictured: tobyMac at Hobbiton Lord of the Rings Movie Set)
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"I always feel like The Eye is watchin' me..." [Shaun]

Future Home of Golum's Gold n' Jewelry Outlet [carrielion]

"Today on Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous, we will be exploring the lovely home of Mr. Bilbo Baggins in the city of Hobbiton..." [Kat]

"What will people think when they hear that I'm a --- Hobbit??" [YellowSub301]

All Hobbits shorter than this line may not go on the ride. [Azza]

Toby steps into a whole new area of ministry, appearing as Elijah Wood's stunt double in The Return of the King. [Hannah M]

Sound of Music 2, starring Toby Mac as Sister Maria. These hills aren't just alive, they're bustin' a move! [Urban Cowboy]

Welcome to Hobbiton. Population: 1 [Cristin]

Toby Mac finally realized he was not wanted in dcTalk when they sent him one-way to Hobbiton. [RockTheSnow]

Halfling Habitat: Please Watch Your Step. [SoulGirl247]

"Restrooms? Over the hill, second bush to the left..." [Jena']

"Dr. Lawn - Call us today at 1-800-DRLAWN and you'll have grass as green as this in just days!" [Laura]

"If you can guess what this sign says, you get a free ring and a trip to Middle Earth!" [Lex the sparrow]

"Dude, I know this is the right place, just look at the sign. It says... Oh no! Where are we?!" [CheleyGirle]

"Now guys, don't freak. I've been keeping this for awhile - I wear my shoes all the time for a reason." [I can do this...]

His favorite part of the whole trip to Hobbiton was the sign? They got a picture of him with a sign?! Why not in Blibo's house or... or by the memorable tree in the back or something... or in the town... pff... sign... what's up with that, Toby? [b Dubs]

"No no, Toto! This ain't Kansas neither!" [the adept]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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