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Crazy Caption Photo No.019: "Hip-Hobbit"

(pictured: tobyMac at Hobbiton Lord of the Rings Movie Set)
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"I always feel like The Eye is watchin' me..." [Shaun]

Future Home of Golum's Gold n' Jewelry Outlet [carrielion]

"Today on Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous, we will be exploring the lovely home of Mr. Bilbo Baggins in the city of Hobbiton..." [Kat]

"What will people think when they hear that I'm a --- Hobbit??" [YellowSub301]

All Hobbits shorter than this line may not go on the ride. [Azza]

Toby steps into a whole new area of ministry, appearing as Elijah Wood's stunt double in The Return of the King. [Hannah M]

Sound of Music 2, starring Toby Mac as Sister Maria. These hills aren't just alive, they're bustin' a move! [Urban Cowboy]

Welcome to Hobbiton. Population: 1 [Cristin]

Toby Mac finally realized he was not wanted in dcTalk when they sent him one-way to Hobbiton. [RockTheSnow]

Halfling Habitat: Please Watch Your Step. [SoulGirl247]

"Restrooms? Over the hill, second bush to the left..." [Jena']

"Dr. Lawn - Call us today at 1-800-DRLAWN and you'll have grass as green as this in just days!" [Laura]

"If you can guess what this sign says, you get a free ring and a trip to Middle Earth!" [Lex the sparrow]

"Dude, I know this is the right place, just look at the sign. It says... Oh no! Where are we?!" [CheleyGirle]

"Now guys, don't freak. I've been keeping this for awhile - I wear my shoes all the time for a reason." [I can do this...]

His favorite part of the whole trip to Hobbiton was the sign? They got a picture of him with a sign?! Why not in Blibo's house or... or by the memorable tree in the back or something... or in the town... pff... sign... what's up with that, Toby? [b Dubs]

"No no, Toto! This ain't Kansas neither!" [the adept]

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This Thursday, November 5
ALBUMS
Scroll Eater In The Mouth Of The Prophet - EP [Facedown]

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Free Fall (feat. Conner Smith) - Single [UMG]

VINYL
Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]

This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
The Band JAREN O Holy Night - EP [Provident]
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Extol Aura of Decay [Solid State]
Grace Graber Sophomore Year (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
LO Worship The Drought Is Over (From LO Conference) [Integrity]
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Anita Ranae Dwell in Hope - EP [Rottweiler]
Sleeping At Last Atlas: Sustain - EP (independent)
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Bryan Andrew Wilson, Lola Falana O Holy Night! - Single (independent)
Steven Curtis Chapman 10,000 Reasons/Greater Things - Single [The Fuel]
The Choir Room Better Than This (feat. Dorinda Clark-Cole) - Single [Centricity]
Dise Prevail - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts On The First Day Of Christmas (I Wrote A Song In D) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow]
Forrest Frank Go! Go! Go! (feat. Lecrae & KB) - Single [River House]
Garrett & Kate Serban O Come All Ye Faithful / All Hail King Jesus - Single [Bethel]
Ellie Holcomb Waterfalling - Single [Capitol CMG]
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
Presence Music The Darkness Didn't Know - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Allan Scott Loser - Single [DREAM]
SEU Worship SEU Worship releases “Wild Rushing Wind (Viento Recio) - Single [Provident]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]
Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]

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