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Crazy Caption Photo No.018: "Stage Might"

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"You just dial down the center, 1-800-CALL-ATT!!!" [Angel Eyes]

"And for this week ONLY, when you pledge $50.00, you get to take home your sponsored child." [ChristinaTN]

"My son is finally potty trained!" [Garrett]

"Yeah! Take THAT toby Mac! I have a cute kid TOO!" [ardential]

"Wonderkid" reluctantly took time out from his new tour to have a "happy snap" with a crazed fan. [Azza]

Shades: $40.00, Backstage Passes: $100.00, Having a little boy pee on you while you're backstage at your favorite band's concert: Priceless. [TerraSin]

"No, no, man...you're touring with Buck, not Beck..." [Elyse D.]

"After blowing fifty bucks on the claw game, I FINALLY WON SOMETHING!" [Lauren D.]

"Yeah, *sigh*... that's my Dad..." [josh]

"C'mon Dad, isn't the whole "Waaaazzzaaaap?!" thing getting old?" [truthless hero]

And what do you have to say after this great event?... "We're going to Disney World!" [Crystal]

"Ok, we'll start the bidding at one dollar, just one dollar for this lovely little boy! Any takers?" [Cheif]

"So it really is true! If you give a child warm chocolate milk and peanut butter, they can sleep through anything!" [Sebby]

The World's Loudest Scream contest comes down to the final two competitors... [Seagull Boy]

"Dude, your getting a baby!" [dank77]

"Arrgghhh! My kid just called me 'Elton!'" [Fuzian]

This Weeks Winner
Lauren D. won a full prerelease copy of Plumb's new CD, Beautiful Lumbs of Coal, plus bonus CD-Rom

 

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This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
ALBUMS
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)


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