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"You just dial down the center, 1-800-CALL-ATT!!!" [Angel Eyes]

"And for this week ONLY, when you pledge $50.00, you get to take home your sponsored child." [ChristinaTN]

"My son is finally potty trained!" [Garrett]

"Yeah! Take THAT toby Mac! I have a cute kid TOO!" [ardential]

"Wonderkid" reluctantly took time out from his new tour to have a "happy snap" with a crazed fan. [Azza]

Shades: $40.00, Backstage Passes: $100.00, Having a little boy pee on you while you're backstage at your favorite band's concert: Priceless. [TerraSin]

"No, no, man...you're touring with Buck, not Beck..." [Elyse D.]

"After blowing fifty bucks on the claw game, I FINALLY WON SOMETHING!" [Lauren D.]

"Yeah, *sigh*... that's my Dad..." [josh]

"C'mon Dad, isn't the whole "Waaaazzzaaaap?!" thing getting old?" [truthless hero]

And what do you have to say after this great event?... "We're going to Disney World!" [Crystal]

"Ok, we'll start the bidding at one dollar, just one dollar for this lovely little boy! Any takers?" [Cheif]

"So it really is true! If you give a child warm chocolate milk and peanut butter, they can sleep through anything!" [Sebby]

The World's Loudest Scream contest comes down to the final two competitors... [Seagull Boy]

"Dude, your getting a baby!" [dank77]

"Arrgghhh! My kid just called me 'Elton!'" [Fuzian]

This Weeks Winner
Lauren D. won a full prerelease copy of Plumb's new CD, Beautiful Lumbs of Coal, plus bonus CD-Rom

 

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This Thursday, November 5
ALBUMS
Scroll Eater In The Mouth Of The Prophet - EP [Facedown]

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Free Fall (feat. Conner Smith) - Single [UMG]

VINYL
Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]

This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
The Band JAREN O Holy Night - EP [Provident / Sony]
Big Daddy Weave It's Time for Christmas - EP [Curb]
Extol Aura of Decay [Solid State]
Grace Graber Sophomore Year (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
LO Worship The Drought Is Over (Live from LO Conference) [Integrity]
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Anita Ranae Dwell in Hope - EP [Rottweiler]
Sleeping At Last Atlas: Sustain - EP (independent)
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas Live) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Bryan Andrew Wilson, Lola Falana O Holy Night! - Single (independent)
Steven Curtis Chapman 10,000 Reasons/Greater Things - Single [The Fuel]
The Choir Room Better Than This (feat. Dorinda Clark-Cole) - Single [Centricity]
Dise Prevail - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts On The First Day Of Christmas (I Wrote A Song In D) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow]
Forrest Frank Go! Go! Go! (feat. Lecrae & KB) - Single [River House]
Garrett & Kate Serban O Come All Ye Faithful / All Hail King Jesus - Single [Bethel]
Ellie Holcomb Waterfalling - Single [Capitol CMG]
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
Presence Music The Darkness Didn't Know - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Allan Scott Loser - Single [DREAM]
SEU Worship SEU Worship releases “Wild Rushing Wind (Viento Recio) - Single [Provident]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]
Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]

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