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Crazy Caption Photo No.058: "Toby Time"

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When was the last time YOU checked a reflective surface? [The Monster]

"No, DC Talk does not have any plans to get back together any time soon! Stop asking!" [Camaren]

"Truett! I told you not to call Japan with my cell phone!" [Mark]

This phone will self destruct in ten seconds. [gimp]

"Congratulations, you've just been nominated for President of the United States!" [Vanessa]

That very instant, his flowers dissapeared and his tux turned into a t-shirt. The date was ruined. [dan]

"I call it my I-can't-believe-I-already-used-all-my-daytime-minutes plan." [Belle]

"What does Kevin Max want NOW?" [NPGbrian]

Four Days after Christmas, he still hasn't moved from that position since he got the new cell phone. [Hubert]

"Oh my goodness!!! It's true! I am pregnant!!!" [Cori]

"Nooo!! I deleted Rebecca St. James's number from my phone!!!" [Jayson]

When he found out that they had canceled that night's concert, he got mad. When he found out who had replaced them... well, that's when it got ugly. [Bob]

"Beam me up Scotty!" [DJ Skillz]

"'...Baby One More Time??' Who changed my ringer?!?" [MANDY]

Hands down, this photo wins 'Christian Artist That Most Strikingly Resembles Jude Law.' [for_the_zach]

Another victim of the worrying trend of SMS relationship breakups. [DJ Ska]

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