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When was the last time YOU checked a reflective surface? [The Monster]

"No, DC Talk does not have any plans to get back together any time soon! Stop asking!" [Camaren]

"Truett! I told you not to call Japan with my cell phone!" [Mark]

This phone will self destruct in ten seconds. [gimp]

"Congratulations, you've just been nominated for President of the United States!" [Vanessa]

That very instant, his flowers dissapeared and his tux turned into a t-shirt. The date was ruined. [dan]

"I call it my I-can't-believe-I-already-used-all-my-daytime-minutes plan." [Belle]

"What does Kevin Max want NOW?" [NPGbrian]

Four Days after Christmas, he still hasn't moved from that position since he got the new cell phone. [Hubert]

"Oh my goodness!!! It's true! I am pregnant!!!" [Cori]

"Nooo!! I deleted Rebecca St. James's number from my phone!!!" [Jayson]

When he found out that they had canceled that night's concert, he got mad. When he found out who had replaced them... well, that's when it got ugly. [Bob]

"Beam me up Scotty!" [DJ Skillz]

"'...Baby One More Time??' Who changed my ringer?!?" [MANDY]

Hands down, this photo wins 'Christian Artist That Most Strikingly Resembles Jude Law.' [for_the_zach]

Another victim of the worrying trend of SMS relationship breakups. [DJ Ska]

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This Thursday, November 5
VINYL
Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]

This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow]
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]
Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]

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