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Crazy Caption Photo No.059: "Cameraphobia?"

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"Guys? Why are we standing here looking at this thing?!" [IDENTITY]

"I'm not picking it up, you pick it up." [LYZ]

"Okay guys... on the count of three, everybody suck in your gut and we'll snap the picture..." [P. Daddy II]

"Hold it! I think it's sniffing us..." [nell]

Michael was the first to speak, "I suppose if we stood here a little while longer it may actually do something." His comment was followed by a chorus of "Yeah, You're Right." [theZ]

Once again Micheal forgets to check his email and doesn't receive the "black shirt" memo. [Pablo]

They stopped posing three hours later when they realized it wasn't a camera. [jfoleysix]

"Guys... I've decided to go solo... again." [Panhead547]

"Ok, so we're never getting Copperfield to be our cameraman again. One minute he's there, and then poof! He's gone!" [katiek]

"Hey, don't say anything, but I think we're being punk'd" [foreverKate]

"Don't worry guys... the camera is just as afraid of you as you are of it..." [stephen]

Hearing "Leave the camera in the dirt" instead of "Wear a black shirt" is just another reason for Michael Tait to switch to Sprint. [Magenbachs]

"What in the world?! Now the rodents are filming us?" [schubert]

"It's 4 against 1, lads. We can take him." [JACK]

"I told him to drop what he was doing, but I didn't mean it literally." [Saucy]

Famous last words: "Oh, no, Mike, it doesn't eat people!" [Elyse D.]

"Oh look at that cute little interplanetary disintergrating ray gun, guys!" And that was the last we ever heard of Tait. [Super Scott]

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This Wednesday, May 6, 2026
SINGLES
Anike Contagious - Single [Reach]

This Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
AC Lightnin They Call Me AC (Mixtape) (independent)
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Nobody Held Her Like Me [MCA Nashville]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - EP [Integrity]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
ALTIRA Death of Fear - Single [The Fuel]
Bethel Music Love Of My Life (Live) (feat. Martin Smith, Paul & Hannah McClure) - Single [Bethel]
Jeremy Camp Reflector - Single [Capitol CMG]
Drenae Hold On (ft. Smiiley baby) - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Rhythm FATHER'S HOUSE - Single [Elevation]
goodwill & Griffin McCoy START WITH US - Single [Syntax]
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
Molly Kate Kestner Content - Single [Provident]
Tori Kelly Control / Dive - Double Single [Epic]
No Vain Glory BEATING THE BAD (SYMPHONY V) - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
Josiah Queen make heaven crowded - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Testify (Smell Like Smoke) - Single (independent)
Michael Sarver More Like You - Single [WieRise]
Starflyer 59 Disappointed - Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, May 15, 2026
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]
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