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"Guys? Why are we standing here looking at this thing?!" [IDENTITY]

"I'm not picking it up, you pick it up." [LYZ]

"Okay guys... on the count of three, everybody suck in your gut and we'll snap the picture..." [P. Daddy II]

"Hold it! I think it's sniffing us..." [nell]

Michael was the first to speak, "I suppose if we stood here a little while longer it may actually do something." His comment was followed by a chorus of "Yeah, You're Right." [theZ]

Once again Micheal forgets to check his email and doesn't receive the "black shirt" memo. [Pablo]

They stopped posing three hours later when they realized it wasn't a camera. [jfoleysix]

"Guys... I've decided to go solo... again." [Panhead547]

"Ok, so we're never getting Copperfield to be our cameraman again. One minute he's there, and then poof! He's gone!" [katiek]

"Hey, don't say anything, but I think we're being punk'd" [foreverKate]

"Don't worry guys... the camera is just as afraid of you as you are of it..." [stephen]

Hearing "Leave the camera in the dirt" instead of "Wear a black shirt" is just another reason for Michael Tait to switch to Sprint. [Magenbachs]

"What in the world?! Now the rodents are filming us?" [schubert]

"It's 4 against 1, lads. We can take him." [JACK]

"I told him to drop what he was doing, but I didn't mean it literally." [Saucy]

Famous last words: "Oh, no, Mike, it doesn't eat people!" [Elyse D.]

"Oh look at that cute little interplanetary disintergrating ray gun, guys!" And that was the last we ever heard of Tait. [Super Scott]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, March 18, 2026
ALBUMS
Pipe Bomb Hell Hole [Resuscitation]

This Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Brinson How To Kill a Demon [GodChaserz]
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Les and Joyce Carlsen Free Will (independent)
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Repent and Believe - EP [Syntax]
Fine China I Felt Called - The Complete Sessions [Velvet Blue]
God Behind Bars Music God Behind Bars | Angola Prison - EP [Provident]
Lakewood Music House of Worship (independent)
Tae Lamar For Your Commute II [Polished Arrow]
Seventh Day Slumber Thy Kingdom Come [RockFest]
Bella Taylor Smith for the home - EP [Universal]
Various Artists Jesus Be the Name: Worship Songs for Easter [Provident]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Free Indeed - Single [Syntax]
Elan Brio Attitudes - Single [Fly Dog]
DJ Noble Queued Up - Single (independent)
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Never - Single [Syntax]
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
goodwill. World So Cold (ft. Xay Hill) - Single [Syntax]
Griffin Dirty Hands - Single [Polished Arrow]
Josh Grove Rain or Shine - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Tiffany Hudson Jesus The Only (feat. Davide Mutendji) - Single [Elevation]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]
Jus'Rzd Hol'On - Single [Syntax]
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson VULNERABLE - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas By Your Side - Single [Syntax]
Amber Lynn Bathroom Floor - Single [Sonlite]
Jeannie Ortega Outside - Single [Syntax]
David Pataconi You Don't Waste a Tear - Single (independent)
Tommee Profitt Blessed Assurance" (feat. Mara Justine) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Josiah Queen judas - Single [Syntax]
Michael W. Smith Hymn for Communion - Single [The Fuel]
tonyxtrotter WE GOT EACHOTHER - Single [Syntax]
tylerhateslife lose your kryptonite (remix) - Single [Syntax]
MAYIA WARREN Jesus Loves Me - Single [Syntax]
Bethany Wohrle That's How I Know - Single [Bethel]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]

Next Thursday, March 26, 2026
ALBUMS
Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]

Next Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG]
Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG]
Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists We Shall Behold Him Tribute to Dottie Rambo [Daywind]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship]
Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC]
ETSU Bluegrass Pride Band The First Time I Heard About Heaven - Single [Daywind]
Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship]
J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC]
Patrick Mayberry Three Days Later - Single [Provident/Sony]
Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream]
River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC]
The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue]
Angelina Saathoff Butterflies & Goodbyes (Feat. PAIGE) - Single (independent)
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
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