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KJ's imminent response to John Reuben's new video. [allday_everyday]

"For the last time, it's FIVE-TWO!" [tonh]

To his eternal shame, KJ is caught in the act of listening to a "Dixie Chicks" CD. [Balogney]

And then he uttered the most feared word of an air traffic controller: "Oops." [labrousse]

"How long have you been standing there?" [Chris Dugas]

"Dude, your bref STANKS!" [ukr4ever]

"What do you mean I have the perfect face for radio?" [Maisey]

Apparently he's having trouble writing "47 Norwegian Folk Dancers." [bleachchild15]

"Luke... I am your father." [funny chica]

KJ's reaction when he found out he was popular in Canada... [jesusfreak_4030]

"'Rip... Slip... Brush... AHHH!' It's stuck in my head again!!" [Kenny Rae]

"KJ-52, please come to the front desk. Your mother is looking for you." [theSteph]

After a recent encounter with Eminem, KJ decided to shelve the 'Dear Slim, pt. 3' song. [ponygirl]

"What do you mean I've been listening to Britney Spears all this time? It cleary says 'Brave Saint Sat-'... oh." [Kirli]

"What? It's actually NOT pronounced 'five-two?'" ["Maniac" Matt]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
Drown The Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP [Charon Collective]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
The Emerging Sound Jesus, the Light of the World [People & Songs]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Mangled Carpenter Between Blood And Silence - EP [Rottweiler]
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Cakewalk - Single [Syntax]
Josh Baldwin Spirit of the Living God - Single [Bethel]
Destiny Barber what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
Pat Barrett Count On You (Worship Together Sessions) - Single [Capitol CMG]
EJ Swavv, Rahlan Kay, Sons of Mack Push - Single [Syntax]
Emery Stimulated - Single (independent)
J.Solo, Monster Tarver, YP aka Young Paul Invisible Warfare - Single [Syntax]
JusRzd, Mic Wise, Cyrus Sonata Double or Nothing - Single [Syntax]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro FEAR - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Never Forgotten - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
Sanctus Real The War I'm In - Single [The Fuel]
Matthew West Back to Jesus - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]
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