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KJ's imminent response to John Reuben's new video. [allday_everyday]

"For the last time, it's FIVE-TWO!" [tonh]

To his eternal shame, KJ is caught in the act of listening to a "Dixie Chicks" CD. [Balogney]

And then he uttered the most feared word of an air traffic controller: "Oops." [labrousse]

"How long have you been standing there?" [Chris Dugas]

"Dude, your bref STANKS!" [ukr4ever]

"What do you mean I have the perfect face for radio?" [Maisey]

Apparently he's having trouble writing "47 Norwegian Folk Dancers." [bleachchild15]

"Luke... I am your father." [funny chica]

KJ's reaction when he found out he was popular in Canada... [jesusfreak_4030]

"'Rip... Slip... Brush... AHHH!' It's stuck in my head again!!" [Kenny Rae]

"KJ-52, please come to the front desk. Your mother is looking for you." [theSteph]

After a recent encounter with Eminem, KJ decided to shelve the 'Dear Slim, pt. 3' song. [ponygirl]

"What do you mean I've been listening to Britney Spears all this time? It cleary says 'Brave Saint Sat-'... oh." [Kirli]

"What? It's actually NOT pronounced 'five-two?'" ["Maniac" Matt]

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This Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS
AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 2 (independent)
Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - EP [The Fuel]
Consumed By Fire He's Alive - EP [Red Street]
Elevation Español Asi´-Sera [Provident/Sony]
J Payne J Payne Collabos (independent)
Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic]
K3hlab Born Again [Syntax]
King's Hammer The Color of the Soul [Rottweiler]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]
Honey Ribar No God Beside You - EP (independent)

SINGLES
B.Cooper thoughts. - Single [RMG Amplify]
The Caballerials Legend - Single [Small Step]
Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony]
F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM]
Gaither Bread Upon the Water (Live) [feat. Marshall Hall, Michael Booth, Ernie Haase, Dustin Doyle, Ronnie Booth & Wes Hampton] - Single [Gaither]
Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent)
Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach]
KDNS Unfollow ft. JKO - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas What I Need - Single [Syntax]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony]
Presence Music In Other Words (feat. Mitch McVicker) - Single [Kingdom Impact]
Tommee Profitt x Jon Reddick Just As I Am - Single [Capitol CMG]
Razzie Heavens Coming Down - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Run to You (Release Me) - Single [Syntax]
Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]

Next Friday, March 6, 2026
SINGLES
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]


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