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KJ's imminent response to John Reuben's new video. [allday_everyday]

"For the last time, it's FIVE-TWO!" [tonh]

To his eternal shame, KJ is caught in the act of listening to a "Dixie Chicks" CD. [Balogney]

And then he uttered the most feared word of an air traffic controller: "Oops." [labrousse]

"How long have you been standing there?" [Chris Dugas]

"Dude, your bref STANKS!" [ukr4ever]

"What do you mean I have the perfect face for radio?" [Maisey]

Apparently he's having trouble writing "47 Norwegian Folk Dancers." [bleachchild15]

"Luke... I am your father." [funny chica]

KJ's reaction when he found out he was popular in Canada... [jesusfreak_4030]

"'Rip... Slip... Brush... AHHH!' It's stuck in my head again!!" [Kenny Rae]

"KJ-52, please come to the front desk. Your mother is looking for you." [theSteph]

After a recent encounter with Eminem, KJ decided to shelve the 'Dear Slim, pt. 3' song. [ponygirl]

"What do you mean I've been listening to Britney Spears all this time? It cleary says 'Brave Saint Sat-'... oh." [Kirli]

"What? It's actually NOT pronounced 'five-two?'" ["Maniac" Matt]

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This Wednesday, April 15, 2026
ALBUMS
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This Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
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This Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
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Love & The Outcome Sparrow - EP [Integrated Music Rights]
Procyse, iNTELLECT The Art of Faith [Polished Arrow]
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Lady Audri Alabaster Box - Single [Syntax]
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Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
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Madison Watkins God You Are - Single [Provident]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity]
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

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