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KJ's imminent response to John Reuben's new video. [allday_everyday]

"For the last time, it's FIVE-TWO!" [tonh]

To his eternal shame, KJ is caught in the act of listening to a "Dixie Chicks" CD. [Balogney]

And then he uttered the most feared word of an air traffic controller: "Oops." [labrousse]

"How long have you been standing there?" [Chris Dugas]

"Dude, your bref STANKS!" [ukr4ever]

"What do you mean I have the perfect face for radio?" [Maisey]

Apparently he's having trouble writing "47 Norwegian Folk Dancers." [bleachchild15]

"Luke... I am your father." [funny chica]

KJ's reaction when he found out he was popular in Canada... [jesusfreak_4030]

"'Rip... Slip... Brush... AHHH!' It's stuck in my head again!!" [Kenny Rae]

"KJ-52, please come to the front desk. Your mother is looking for you." [theSteph]

After a recent encounter with Eminem, KJ decided to shelve the 'Dear Slim, pt. 3' song. [ponygirl]

"What do you mean I've been listening to Britney Spears all this time? It cleary says 'Brave Saint Sat-'... oh." [Kirli]

"What? It's actually NOT pronounced 'five-two?'" ["Maniac" Matt]

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This Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
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MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

This Monday, February 2, 2026
SINGLES
F'rael Real Ones (Pretti Good) - Single [Syntax]

This Wednesday, February 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Reawaken Hymns Exegesis - EP (independent)

This Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
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Lecrae Reconstruction: Second Story (Deluxe) [Reach]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
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Drea LP, OnBeatMusic, 1K Phew Fake - Single [Syntax]
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
K3hlab Tears of a Clown - Single [Syntax]
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Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
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Next Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]

SINGLES
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
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