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Crazy Caption Photo No.063: "Speechless"

(pictured: Steven Curtis Chapman and CeCe Winans)
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Then he realized... they were all clapping for HER. [kumquat]

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea returns? [Bob]

"I'm a little tea pot short and stout, tip me over and..." [Daniel]

Upon accepting his 138,894,300th dove award, Steve finally runs out of people to thank. [Benly]

"I would like to announce that I'm now signed on to the Gotee record lable and from now on I will be known as SteveyChap." [Maisey]

"I don't know if the FCC would appreciate what the teleprompter is telling me to say next..." [speshul k]

"No, I'm sorry, CeCe, Yolanda Adams did out-dress you this year." [krissyb]

Unfortuantly for CeCe, the new Steven Curtis Android had a freak technical error and proceeded to topple on top of her. [crazy)mo(]

"Psst..hey CeCe, do you think I have a chance at winning the Crazy Caption Contest?" [zachary]

"In the words of Simon Cowell, 'Horrible.'" [SaintSaturn]

"Hey! Guess what? I lowered my cholesterol." [ilikeswitchfoot]

Steven's reaction when he found out they only had the microphone on when she was talking. [dj]

"Has anybody ever told you that you look like Oprah Winfrey?" [bennie]

"Well, actually, I did vote for the Dove Awards before I voted against it." [Joely]

"I think I need glasses. The teleprompter doesn't actually say 'Fo'Shizzle,' right??" [westcottchic]

This Weeks Winner
westcottchic won a full prerelease copy of Exit East's self-titled debut (releases January 18, 2005)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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