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Crazy Caption Photo No.063: "Speechless"

(pictured: Steven Curtis Chapman and CeCe Winans)
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Then he realized... they were all clapping for HER. [kumquat]

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea returns? [Bob]

"I'm a little tea pot short and stout, tip me over and..." [Daniel]

Upon accepting his 138,894,300th dove award, Steve finally runs out of people to thank. [Benly]

"I would like to announce that I'm now signed on to the Gotee record lable and from now on I will be known as SteveyChap." [Maisey]

"I don't know if the FCC would appreciate what the teleprompter is telling me to say next..." [speshul k]

"No, I'm sorry, CeCe, Yolanda Adams did out-dress you this year." [krissyb]

Unfortuantly for CeCe, the new Steven Curtis Android had a freak technical error and proceeded to topple on top of her. [crazy)mo(]

"Psst..hey CeCe, do you think I have a chance at winning the Crazy Caption Contest?" [zachary]

"In the words of Simon Cowell, 'Horrible.'" [SaintSaturn]

"Hey! Guess what? I lowered my cholesterol." [ilikeswitchfoot]

Steven's reaction when he found out they only had the microphone on when she was talking. [dj]

"Has anybody ever told you that you look like Oprah Winfrey?" [bennie]

"Well, actually, I did vote for the Dove Awards before I voted against it." [Joely]

"I think I need glasses. The teleprompter doesn't actually say 'Fo'Shizzle,' right??" [westcottchic]

This Weeks Winner
westcottchic won a full prerelease copy of Exit East's self-titled debut (releases January 18, 2005)

 

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This Tuesday, September 1
ALBUMS
Poor Old Lu At the Showbox (Live) (independent)

This Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Calling Out! - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Scroll Eater Consume The Scroll - Single [Facedown]

This Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Stillwater Night - EP [MCA Nashville]
Dan Musselman Dust and Doxology (independent)
Jeannie Ortega Phantom Love [Syntax]
Rachel Purcell Keep Going - EP [Centricity]
Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb]
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
Chris Caro REDEEM - Single [Syntax]
Steven Curtis Chapman Remember The Day - Single [The Fuel]
Commons Worship Saved By Grace - Single (independent)
DJ Noble The Spotlight (feat. tonyxtrotter, D.Faith, & JusRzd) - Single (independent)
K’nek, Mancito Telfort WALK - Single (independent)
Mat Kearney Pacific City - Single (independent)
Tasha Cobbs Leonard You Know My Name (Live) (feat. Le'Andria Johnson) - Single [TeeLee/Capitol CMG]
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Malcolm Rue, A Tribe Apart Gimme That - Single [Syntax]
Nobody's Uncle The Shameless Swoon - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]

Next Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]

Next Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]


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