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Crazy Caption Photo No.063: "Speechless"

(pictured: Steven Curtis Chapman and CeCe Winans)
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Then he realized... they were all clapping for HER. [kumquat]

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea returns? [Bob]

"I'm a little tea pot short and stout, tip me over and..." [Daniel]

Upon accepting his 138,894,300th dove award, Steve finally runs out of people to thank. [Benly]

"I would like to announce that I'm now signed on to the Gotee record lable and from now on I will be known as SteveyChap." [Maisey]

"I don't know if the FCC would appreciate what the teleprompter is telling me to say next..." [speshul k]

"No, I'm sorry, CeCe, Yolanda Adams did out-dress you this year." [krissyb]

Unfortuantly for CeCe, the new Steven Curtis Android had a freak technical error and proceeded to topple on top of her. [crazy)mo(]

"Psst..hey CeCe, do you think I have a chance at winning the Crazy Caption Contest?" [zachary]

"In the words of Simon Cowell, 'Horrible.'" [SaintSaturn]

"Hey! Guess what? I lowered my cholesterol." [ilikeswitchfoot]

Steven's reaction when he found out they only had the microphone on when she was talking. [dj]

"Has anybody ever told you that you look like Oprah Winfrey?" [bennie]

"Well, actually, I did vote for the Dove Awards before I voted against it." [Joely]

"I think I need glasses. The teleprompter doesn't actually say 'Fo'Shizzle,' right??" [westcottchic]

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This Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]

SINGLES
Limoblaze Super Power II (feat. Rua Young) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
Limoblaze Do It Now (Acoustic) - EP [Reach]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Free Indeed - Single [Syntax]
K3hlab The Realm of Grief - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro SOUTHPAW - Single [Syntax]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Exit - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Stay For You - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]

Next Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot]
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC]
Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG]
for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]

SINGLES
ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)

VINYL
Newsboys Not Ashamed [Magenta] Vinyl [Girder]


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