He couldn't contain his joy. It was the first Christmas of his life that he hadn't gotten a lump of coal. [Candace]
Tim finally lost it after being told to play that funky music one too many times. [Ponygirl]
"This is what would always happen to my board BEFORE I joined Jenny Craig!" [Benster]
"I won the bid for LA Symphony's Broken Decks on EBay and this is what they sent me!" [DJ Ska]
"Trust me, I'm really mad inside!" [greif]
"The bad news is, I broke my friend's $200 skateboard. But the good news is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." [ilikeswitchfoot]
"...and wait till you see the poor sap that was riding it!" [whatshisname]
"Heeey! Wanna buy a skateboard?" [frizbee]
The skateboard isn't the only thing in this picture not functioning properly. [joemama]
"It's ok. I had Subway!" [nutty_gurl10]
Board, it's what's for dinner. [Chloe]
"Igore, come to the laboratory, we must bring it back to life!" [Besany]
"MTV, please pimp my ride!" [koolman]
"We shared so many good times... I raised him from a little fingerboard..." [Allison Braund]
This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] The Rocket Summer Sing At The Top - Single [Aviate] We Are Messengers Wholehearted (feat. KB) - Single [Curb/Word]
Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]
SINGLES Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core] Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)