"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]
"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]
"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]
"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]
"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]
"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]
Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]
"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]
"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]
The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]
"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]
"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]
"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]
A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]
"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]
"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]
ruthy won a copy of Buddy Miller's GRAMMY-nominated album Universal United House Of Prayer
This Thursday, July 25, 2024
SINGLES Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Burn (feat. Ellie Holcomb) - Single [Tone Tree]
This Friday, July 26, 2024
ALBUMS Pat Barrett Happily Hidden [Capitol CMG] Before There Was Rosalyn Hypocrites EP [The Charon Collective] Bloodlines Holiness Cries EP [Facedown] The Collingsworth Family Classics & Hymns [Gaither] Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pixelated Virtues Online - EP (independent) Danny Gokey Sound of Heaven [Sparrow] The Hillbilly Thomists Marigold (independent) Kestrel Vessel EP (independent) Ken Tamplin Stand Up And Shout (4 CD Box Set) [Girder] Swingin Hammers Blood in the Sand EP (independent) Thrive Worship Praises & Prayers [Integrity] Tyraels Ascension Hell Walker [Rottweiler] Phil Wickham The Jesus Way Collection - EP [Fair Trade] Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin (Reignited) [The Fuel] Young Noah A Positive Sign EP (independent)
SINGLES 2 Minute Minor & Dave LeBlanc Golden Calf - Single (independent) Tina Boonstra Can People Ever Really Change? (at Old Chapel) - Single [7Core] Chad Cory Love Forward - Single [DREAM] Dreamers Make A Move - Single [DREAM] Fit For A King TECHNIUM - Single [Solid State] Keith & Kristyn Getty Scarlet Thread (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Getty] Good Weather Forecast Let's Build A House (feat. Real Life Guys) - Single [DREAM] Heal the Hurt RUIN - Single (independent) Hyper Fenton Show Me What You’re Working With feat. Peabod - Single (independent) Lauren, Amber & Kenna Every Praise - Single [Horizon] Claire Leslie Original - Single [Capitol CMG] Mission House Faith More Precious Than Gold, Everything In Your Hands + Suscipe - Triple Single [Integrity] MotionPlus Kings Grace - Single (independent) OM53 Letting Go of Yesterday - Single (independent) The Riverside Blade of the King’s Tongue - Single (independent) Sean Rodriguez Jesus Will - Single [WieRok] Sidewalk Prophets Come To Jesus - Single [Curb] Souljornerz The Lamb - Single [Polished Arrow] The Spirituals Be Thou My Vision - Single [Integrity] Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship The Whole Earth Will See (A.K.A America Will See) - Single [DREAM] Verses Philippians 2:5-11 (feat. The Sing Team) - Single (independent) Village KNG Turn'E Up (ft. Monty G) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers God Be The Glory (Remix) [feat. KB] - Single [Curb]
VINYL Disciple By God Vinyl [Girder] Disciple What Was I Thinking? Vinyl [Girder] Element 101 Stereo Girl Vinyl [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Next Friday, August 2, 2024
ALBUMS Anberlin Vega [Equal Vision] Brandon Heath The Ache [Centricity] Chandler Moore Live in Los Angeles [Tribl] Rock Springs Worship Hymns Vol. 2 [StowTown]
SINGLES AWZY Shadow - Single [DREAM] FYR FYTR, Make Sure I Took the World on My Shoulders - Single (independent) Mainstream Worship, Melanie Rivera Praise You - Single [DREAM] Ian Yates My World Is On Fire - Single [7Core]