"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]
"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]
"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]
"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]
"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]
"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]
Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]
"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]
"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]
The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]
"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]
"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]
"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]
A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]
"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]
"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]
ruthy won a copy of Buddy Miller's GRAMMY-nominated album Universal United House Of Prayer
This Friday, February 14, 2025
ALBUMS Marvin Sapp If I Were an R&B Singer - EP [Elev8] Sidewalk Prophets Looking Up [Curb] Denison Witmer Anything At All [Asthmatic Kitty]
SINGLES 7eventh Time Down His Mercy is More - Single [BEC] Alphein Lost In Ya Love - Single [Syntax] Bill B. Get It Right - Single [Syntax] Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pray About It (feat. Big Fil) - Single [Marv4MoBeats] Diatheke The Creator - Single [Rottweiler] Drenae & OnBeatMusic Me & You - Single [Syntax] Fine China Fraught With Danger - Single [Velvet Blue] Jericko Only You - Single [Syntax] Olivia Lane Who God Says You Are - Single [BEC] QEW LVL Up - Single [Syntax] SNT. VINCENT Invite Me - Single [Syntax] Solachi Voz Horsepower - Single [Syntax]
Next Friday, February 21, 2025
ALBUMS Gather Worship Hear The World That You So Love Sing Back To You [Integrity] Natalie Layne All Joy [Centricity] David Leonard Just Jesus [Provident] Jordan Smith The People's Hymnal [Gaither]
SINGLES Coqui only Idol - Single [DREAM] Melody Noel Closer Than I Know - Single (independent) Phil Wickham The King is in the Room - Single [Fair Trade]