"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]
"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]
"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]
"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]
"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]
"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]
Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]
"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]
"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]
The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]
"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]
"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]
"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]
A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]
"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]
"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]
ruthy won a copy of Buddy Miller's GRAMMY-nominated album Universal United House Of Prayer
This Friday, July 24
ALBUMS Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident] Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud] eddieM UnReleased - EP [Syntax] Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS] The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon] Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent) Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]
SINGLES LamonTT Blackshire WORLD CUP - Single [Syntax] Bill B. Here & Home (ft. Davion Morye) - Single [Syntax] Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent) Chris Caro BRICK! - Single [Syntax] dex the nerd who loves Jesus Dance Like David (ft. Drea LP) - Single [Syntax] Koryn Hawthorne His Favorite - Single [Motown Gospel] Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings] Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings] Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream] Troy Patterson The Nikes (ft. Mont Pringle) - Single [Syntax] Troy Patterson Blood & Crypt (ft. Semaj Spitz) - Single [Syntax] Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent) Mackenna Swann Surrender - Single [Rixon] Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent) Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]
Next Friday, July 31
ALBUMS Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG] Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither] Sower Contrast (independent) Starflyer 59 Disappointed EP [Velvet Blue]
SINGLES Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent) KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream] We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]
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Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
