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Crazy Caption Photo No.068: "Lending A Hand"

(pictured: Brian and Matt of Relient K)
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After all the girls began screaming Brian's name, Matt lost it. [Shea]

"Yo, dude, have you being doing Tae Bo by Billy Banks?" [tiredtim]

Ladies and gentlemen, the worst freestyle dancers in the world... [Susy]

"Are those Gucci's?" [Saltine]

"If a picture is worth a thousand words, then Matt and Brian have a lot of explaining to do." [soup-a-loop]

"Hey, football players do it!" [michelle]

"You know that photo's gonna look like your touching my butt right?" [jayson]

"I'm JUST grabbing Altoids! I SWEAR!" [ilikeswitchfoot]

The final wedgie that made Brian call it quits. [Box]

"Sometimes pictures need a caption, but this one speaks for itself." [me!]

"WOW, Brian! You have a rip in your pants and I see your-- Power Rangers underwear?!?!" [Sammy]

Brian was feeling on top of the world during his extended 20-minute solo, until Matt lost it. He did something strange, something wrong, something... uncool... [Heidi]

Are you a victim of band member abuse? You're not alone. For free counseling and support, call... [Moggy]

"Where are your khaki pants?! These are BLUE!" [Blurpee]

"Good game buddy, now hit the showers!" [troutman]

...and they told me they didn't know why Brian left the band. [Summer]

When Matt found out that Brian had eaten his last pack of skittles, he lapsed into a wild fit of righteous indignation, using his most dreaded form of attack... public spanking. [Lion-O]

"Hey dude! Gimme some o' your tots!" [HeatherK]

Behold the reason for the "Relient K-O," Crazy Caption Pic #12 [Sam]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
1K Phew Any Given Sunday [Reach]
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Illustrate Creative (independent)
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
Queen's Council III - EP [Charon Collective]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Bloodlines Revivalist (feat. For Today) - Single [Facedown]
Elan Brio The Way of the Servant (feat. HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro, OnBeatMusic, tonyxtrotter Tawk - Single [Syntax]
Dubem Burn - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Riley Mobz, Eelmatic Lonely - Single [Syntax]
Luvell Elevado Clouded Skies II - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Kevi Morse Blossom - Single [Syntax]
Mountain People Worship Treasure In The Field [The Unreleased Work Tapes] - Single [Ocean House]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]

Next Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
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