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Crazy Caption Photo No.071: "Poetic Puzzler"

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"I love the way your sandy hair flies trough the air. To me its like a lullaby. I'm flying by, oh so high, like a kite. Tied to a stick..." [MeMae]

"What caption would be good for this picture of us looking at a picture?" [ash]

"Okay. You're right. There were cowboys on Michael Jackson's pajamas... I could've sworn they were ducks! Here's your $20..." [lotsa love from above]

"John DiBiase said Redemption Songs wasn't what he expected??? I'll give him something to expect..." [eagle89]

It says, "Smile. You're on Lloyd's Crazy Captions." [Allison Michelle]

"Well let's see, she has sandy blonde hair, a pretty good looking face... I guess you say things are getting pretty serious." [LYZ]

"12 across - and the clue is, 'How to keep a rock band busy'" [Christsidesouljah28]

"It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip." [Mrs. Matt Thiessen]

"Well here's the number for my new cell phone.... 867-5309?!" [pesky]

"...Do you like me? Check yes or no..." [bacca]

"'All your base are belong to us.' What?" ["Maniac" Matt]

The members of jars of Clay have always known the importance of doing a peer editing before sending off that annual letter to Santa. [Alena]

"Hey guys, I printed off this picture of these dorks just sitting around staring at some piece of paper with... Hey, wait a minute!!" [Deeds]

"I can't believe my mom set me up with an account on eharmony.com" [bekah103]

"You know, you might have more of a use for an acceptance speech if we were actually nominated for a Dove Award" [roger]

"It's a Liger -- bred for it's skills in magic." [napdynfreak]

"Look what I've done, this picture I've painted. It looks like my heart..." [guimo]

"Now THOSE were some crazy times..." [Colin]

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This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
ALBUMS
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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