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Crazy Caption Photo No.071: "Poetic Puzzler"

(pictured: Jars Of Clay; photo from Essential Records)
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"I love the way your sandy hair flies trough the air. To me its like a lullaby. I'm flying by, oh so high, like a kite. Tied to a stick..." [MeMae]

"What caption would be good for this picture of us looking at a picture?" [ash]

"Okay. You're right. There were cowboys on Michael Jackson's pajamas... I could've sworn they were ducks! Here's your $20..." [lotsa love from above]

"John DiBiase said Redemption Songs wasn't what he expected??? I'll give him something to expect..." [eagle89]

It says, "Smile. You're on Lloyd's Crazy Captions." [Allison Michelle]

"Well let's see, she has sandy blonde hair, a pretty good looking face... I guess you say things are getting pretty serious." [LYZ]

"12 across - and the clue is, 'How to keep a rock band busy'" [Christsidesouljah28]

"It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip." [Mrs. Matt Thiessen]

"Well here's the number for my new cell phone.... 867-5309?!" [pesky]

"...Do you like me? Check yes or no..." [bacca]

"'All your base are belong to us.' What?" ["Maniac" Matt]

The members of jars of Clay have always known the importance of doing a peer editing before sending off that annual letter to Santa. [Alena]

"Hey guys, I printed off this picture of these dorks just sitting around staring at some piece of paper with... Hey, wait a minute!!" [Deeds]

"I can't believe my mom set me up with an account on eharmony.com" [bekah103]

"You know, you might have more of a use for an acceptance speech if we were actually nominated for a Dove Award" [roger]

"It's a Liger -- bred for it's skills in magic." [napdynfreak]

"Look what I've done, this picture I've painted. It looks like my heart..." [guimo]

"Now THOSE were some crazy times..." [Colin]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
2 Lane Summer How Do I Live - Single [Quartz Hill]
1K Phew & Timbaland Seven Trumpets - Single [Reach]
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
goodwill., GodFearin & Xay Hill IN MOTION - Single [Syntax]
I.A.N. Pray For Me - Single [Syntax]
Lady Audri My Body - Single [Syntax]
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Malcolm Rue & A Tribe Apart Omemma - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Is it too late? - Single [Syntax]
Nai and J Follow - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks Glory (Angels We Have Heard) - Single [Curb]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Razzie & OnBeatMusic Brick After Brick - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
Carly Ann Taylor How Glorious (Amazing Grace) - Single [Curb]
TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
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