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Crazy Caption Photo No.071: "Poetic Puzzler"

(pictured: Jars Of Clay; photo from Essential Records)
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"I love the way your sandy hair flies trough the air. To me its like a lullaby. I'm flying by, oh so high, like a kite. Tied to a stick..." [MeMae]

"What caption would be good for this picture of us looking at a picture?" [ash]

"Okay. You're right. There were cowboys on Michael Jackson's pajamas... I could've sworn they were ducks! Here's your $20..." [lotsa love from above]

"John DiBiase said Redemption Songs wasn't what he expected??? I'll give him something to expect..." [eagle89]

It says, "Smile. You're on Lloyd's Crazy Captions." [Allison Michelle]

"Well let's see, she has sandy blonde hair, a pretty good looking face... I guess you say things are getting pretty serious." [LYZ]

"12 across - and the clue is, 'How to keep a rock band busy'" [Christsidesouljah28]

"It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip." [Mrs. Matt Thiessen]

"Well here's the number for my new cell phone.... 867-5309?!" [pesky]

"...Do you like me? Check yes or no..." [bacca]

"'All your base are belong to us.' What?" ["Maniac" Matt]

The members of jars of Clay have always known the importance of doing a peer editing before sending off that annual letter to Santa. [Alena]

"Hey guys, I printed off this picture of these dorks just sitting around staring at some piece of paper with... Hey, wait a minute!!" [Deeds]

"I can't believe my mom set me up with an account on eharmony.com" [bekah103]

"You know, you might have more of a use for an acceptance speech if we were actually nominated for a Dove Award" [roger]

"It's a Liger -- bred for it's skills in magic." [napdynfreak]

"Look what I've done, this picture I've painted. It looks like my heart..." [guimo]

"Now THOSE were some crazy times..." [Colin]

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This Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]

SINGLES
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This Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
Limoblaze Do It Now (Acoustic) - EP [Reach]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
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Myles Maestro SOUTHPAW - Single [Syntax]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Exit - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Stay For You - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]

Next Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
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for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]

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ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
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