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Crazy Caption Photo No.070: "See-food Diet"

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"What?! Are you telling me it's NOT delivery?" [The Shizzle]

This is how John and Ben looked when asked, "How does it feel to know Korey is expecting again?" [fallingupfreak]

John was having a great time eating pizza with his pals until he heard the cashier yell, "Hey Tony! I told you to quit picking your nose while your making the pizzas!" [Shealeen]

As Ben looks on, John realizes that he's lactose intolerant and he's eating cheese. [Bombinadam1403]

"It's ok, I had Subway." [bob]

"No, go find your own! Gosh... Idiot" [Andi]

"Yeah man, I found it in the dumpster out back. Can you believe someone would throw out a perfectly good pizza?" [seagull boy]

"Da first if taking ofer... dang anchoffies." [ntertanedangel]

"Hey John, we can't get the bus out from underneath the overpass." [jk84]

"Listen,all I want to do is eat! Will you and the rest of JfH stop stalking me?!?!" [RKgirl]

Ben snickers as John realizes that that wasn't really a bacon bit on his pizza. [servinhim]

Watch the native Christian rock bassist as he chows down on local vegetation... [guitargirl]

The look on his face was priceless when his mother finally told him that the Easter Bunny wasn't real. [Loopy]

"Eeh, Ben, I think I just found your missing nose ring" [Papa Frita]

"Pepperoni is made of WHAT??!!" [westcottchic]

Just then John's first bite of chocolate chip sauerkraut pizza collided with his digestive system. [hydrogen hydroxide]

"This pizza is really good! You wanna see?" [#1footsoldier]

"No! Don't take my pizza! It is my own, my love, my..... precious..." [MmmFood]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, October 22, 2025
SINGLES
Phil Wickham Fear Has No Power - Single [Fair Trade]

This Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS
John Allan untitled EP [Centricity]
Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb]
Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]
God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident]
Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue]
gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG]
Hulvey HE WILL RETURN - EP [Reach]
Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]
Latter Day Exploits Within Consumed (Expanded Edition) [Charon Collective]
MORIAH Nice Life - EP [F2]
Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail]
Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent)
Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]
Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident]
Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM]
Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident]
darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok]
Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade]
Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM]
Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok]
Jamie Macdonald You Can't Take My Song - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent)
Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]
Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident]
Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer]
The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)

VINYL
Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

Next Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS
Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective]
MORIAH Buena Vida - EP [F2]
Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]

SINGLES
Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM]
Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM]
Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent)
John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)
Warren Zeiders How Great Thou Art - Single [Warner]
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