"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS DPB Undefeated [MTS]
This Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG] Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]
SINGLES GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM] Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM] John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House] Love & The Outcome Sparrow - Single [Integrated Music Rights] Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House] Myles Maestro ...Ain't For the Saints - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse After All - Single [Syntax] Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade] Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony] Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
Next Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step] Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship] Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House] Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]
VINYL Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]
Forrest Frank Celebrates 70,000-Fan Houston Homecoming Ahead of Tour
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