"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, June 27, 2025
ALBUMS 7eventh Time Down We Praise You [BEC] The Browns 25th Anniversary: Better Days Ahead [StowTown] Franni Cash Wild Child - EP [Capitol CMG] Matt Crocker interlude [Anotherland] Jimmy Fortune Songs of an American Dreamer [Gaither] Roxanne Grace Road Trip - EP [DREAM] JJ Hairston & Youthful Praise The Live Reunion: Washington, DC [James Town] Kutless The Seventh Seal - EP [BEC] Evvie McKinney It Ain't Over - EP (independent) Rusty Shipp Capsized Empire (independent) SEU Worship A Forgiving God [Provident] The Shimmering Carnelians The Doorway (Version 2.0) (independent) We Are Messengers A Thousand Times - EP [Curb]
SINGLES Anchor & Braille Rattlesnake - Single [Equal Vision] ANTHNY imposter syndrome - Single [Provident] Blanca Right On Time - Single [Curb] Landry Cantrell & Elenee sunshine & rainbows - Single [DREAM] Eddie Clark Never Content - Single [Syntax] Colony House Atomic - Single [Roon] Megan Danielle Preachin' To The Choir - Single [Provident] Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Try Me (DTM) - Single [Syntax] Joseph Habedank Running to Me - Single [Daywind] Lonnie Hunter Flow (Like A River) - Single [Uncle G] Kashh Kade HELP - Single [Syntax] KB x KEANU Keanu's Song - Single [Provident] Tasha Layton Singing In the Dark - Single [BEC] Tasha Cobbs Leonard The Hand That Keeps Holding - Single [Motown Gospel] Tim Lovelace Celebration of America Medley (feat. Charlie McCoy) - Single [StowTown] Lecrae Tell No Lie (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach] LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - Single [Integrity] Patrick Mayberry Thank The Lord - Single [Provident] Michael Monroe John The Baptist (feat. Chris Renzema) - Single [Provident] Alexander Pappas A Great Awakening / Un Nuevo Despertar - Single [Integrity] PEABOD Summer in Seattle - Single [RMG Amplify] Rave Jesus Walk On The Water Remix (From The Chosen) - Single [Provident] The Rocky Valentines Nat Song - Single [Velvet Blue] Saints In Exile & Cutright My Dead End (ft. Jeannie Ortega, Luc DiMarzio, Jericko) - Single [Syntax] Emilie Weiss Take Care (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]
DVD Jimmy Fortune Songs Of An American Dreamer DVD [Gaither]
Next Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]
Tasha Layton Encourages with New Song, "Singing in the Dark"
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7eventh Time Down We Praise You [BEC]
