"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, December 12, 2025
ALBUMS Angelica Walkin' In Faith: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder] Idle Cure 2nd Avenue: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]
SINGLES Chris Caro & CeeAHNO Taking Flight - Single [Syntax] I.A.N. Sorry Not Sorry ft. YeloHill - Single [Syntax] John Long Thankful - Single [Ocean House] Vic Lucas The Reason - Single [Syntax] Mountain People Worship I Don’t Know Where To Start - Single [Ocean House] REFVGE, Bianca Silver & WAY? R E F I N E R ft. Josh Lecroy & Cyfë II - Single [Syntax] Tds Cam & Yung Drew All For Me - Single [Syntax] tonyxtrotter PLAYIN WIT’ US ft. YakiTheKid - Single [Syntax] TUVÍ & LLC Flame ANDAR NA AGUA - Single [Syntax]
Next Friday, December 19, 2025
SINGLES Pulpit Vomit King of Nails - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]