"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, July 31
ALBUMS Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG] Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither] Sower Contrast (independent) Starflyer 59 Disappointed E.P. [Velvet Blue]
SINGLES 99 APEX Move - Single [Syntax] A Mose Spirit Rhythm - Single [Syntax] Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent) JusRzd, Cyrus Sonata, & Mic Wise LHM - Single [Syntax] KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream] MotionPlus, Braille Overdue - Single [Gospel Banquet] Jeannie Ortega Sorry - Single [Syntax] Drew Parker Blame Jesus (feat. Steven Curtis Chapman) - Single (independent) Razzie & DTG Rich EEH - Single [Syntax] We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]
VINYL IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)
Next Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)
Next Friday, August 7
ALBUMS The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21] John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream] Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb] Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent) Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream] Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream] Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Chicago Band Out of the Whirlwind Receives Global Music Awards Honorable Mention for "Sing Praise"
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Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
