"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, October 30
ALBUMS Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent) Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown] The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod] The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon] Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG] Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]
SINGLES 2 Lane Summer How Do I Live - Single [Quartz Hill] 1K Phew & Timbaland Seven Trumpets - Single [Reach] Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC] Lauren Daigle with Preservation Hall Jazz Band Sleigh Ride & Go Tell It On The Mountain - Double Single [Centricity] Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent) Forrest Frank (TBA) - Single [River House] goodwill., GodFearin & Xay Hill IN MOTION - Single [Syntax] I.A.N. Pray For Me - Single [Syntax] Lady Audri My Body - Single [Syntax] Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue] LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence] Malcolm Rue & A Tribe Apart Omemma - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Is it too late? - Single [Syntax] Nai and J Follow - Single (independent) Lloyd Nicks Glory (Angels We Have Heard) - Single [Curb] Blessing Offor Broken Me (from The Chosen Album) - Single [Capitol CMG] Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC] Razzie & OnBeatMusic Brick After Brick - Single [Syntax] Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC] Carly Ann Taylor How Glorious (Amazing Grace) - Single [Curb] TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG] ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
Next Friday, November 6
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb] Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent) Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records] Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler] Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG] We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb] Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]
SINGLES Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC] Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC] Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC] River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Forrest Frank Ignites Spirit-Filled Revival + New Album 'The Jesus Generation' Out December 4
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Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
