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Crazy Caption Photo No.074: "Cinco De Michael"

(pictured: Michael Tait of Tait; photo from Taitband.com)
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"....and here we have our beat up toy production line." [Aaron]

"We need a sacrifice!" [Boodmeister]

"And they said I couldn't rap. Ha!" [Belle]

Relient K may have a buffalo, but Michael has a shrink-wrapped sheep. [Jasa]

"That's it! That's going to be the new cover of our next album!" [skilletchicksrock]

Tait's newest line of merchandise: piñatas! [eminy]

"I bet you'll never guess what I'M giving you for Christmas!" [Yubula]

"We figured if we wrapped the piñata in bubble wrap, the fun would last longer..." [jillajong]

Michael's unsuccessful pitch to Disney for Benji Goes Overseas [AB Talk]

Photo from the book, So You Wanna Know What Happened To The Christmas Gift You Gave Your Son-In-Law [mitrilogy]

"We all know the answer to what your about to ask... 'NO!'" [Cathy]

Much to the chagrin of the passengers, Michael Tait decided to auction off everybody's luggage in order to raise money for his band. [zaChary]

Call now to recieve your very own Karate-Chop-Action Tait for only $19.95. Call within the next thirty minutes and well throw in the Singing Tait at no extra cost! [Jeremy]

The new DVD of Tait on tour: Lose This Luggage [Mikelong]

THIS is what I do to JFH'ers who try to use a Napoleon Dynamite quote for my caption! [Mark]

"Lets see... 'Step One: remove dog from packaging, Step Two: add water.' See its simple!" [Mikelong]

See spot run. See Spot jump. See spot ship himself to Georgia. [mortimer]

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zaChary won a full copy of Joy Williams' new album Genesis

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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