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Crazy Caption Photo No.074: "Cinco De Michael"

(pictured: Michael Tait of Tait; photo from Taitband.com)
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"....and here we have our beat up toy production line." [Aaron]

"We need a sacrifice!" [Boodmeister]

"And they said I couldn't rap. Ha!" [Belle]

Relient K may have a buffalo, but Michael has a shrink-wrapped sheep. [Jasa]

"That's it! That's going to be the new cover of our next album!" [skilletchicksrock]

Tait's newest line of merchandise: piñatas! [eminy]

"I bet you'll never guess what I'M giving you for Christmas!" [Yubula]

"We figured if we wrapped the piñata in bubble wrap, the fun would last longer..." [jillajong]

Michael's unsuccessful pitch to Disney for Benji Goes Overseas [AB Talk]

Photo from the book, So You Wanna Know What Happened To The Christmas Gift You Gave Your Son-In-Law [mitrilogy]

"We all know the answer to what your about to ask... 'NO!'" [Cathy]

Much to the chagrin of the passengers, Michael Tait decided to auction off everybody's luggage in order to raise money for his band. [zaChary]

Call now to recieve your very own Karate-Chop-Action Tait for only $19.95. Call within the next thirty minutes and well throw in the Singing Tait at no extra cost! [Jeremy]

The new DVD of Tait on tour: Lose This Luggage [Mikelong]

THIS is what I do to JFH'ers who try to use a Napoleon Dynamite quote for my caption! [Mark]

"Lets see... 'Step One: remove dog from packaging, Step Two: add water.' See its simple!" [Mikelong]

See spot run. See Spot jump. See spot ship himself to Georgia. [mortimer]

This Weeks Winner
zaChary won a full copy of Joy Williams' new album Genesis

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, October 15
SINGLES
Anberlin TRENCHES (feat. Switchfoot) - Single [Equal Vision]

This Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas and The Lofi Christian HINDSIGHT (independent)
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Holy Barz (ft. TNV & Bill B.) - Single [Syntax]
The Dryes Mud Room - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Nineveh? - Single [Syntax]
PEABOD Ooh! - Single (independent)
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible I Follow Jesus (Disciple) - Single [Vineyard Worship UK]

Next Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
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