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Holiday shopping at Wal-Mart. [Eric G]

"OFF WITH YOUR HAND!" [Jerm]

"...then suddenly, Schwab lost his touch when he belched at the top his lungs." [massivifan]

"I thought I told you never to ask what happened to the fro!" [Luis]

Andrew sparks controversy by asking everyone in the audience to extend their fingers and help him pick his nose. [box]

"How many times do I have to tell you?! Get that stupid Newsboys t-shirt OFF!" [Chloe Knowles]

"LOUD NOISES!" [Carson]

Two Concert Tickets: $34, Food and Drink: $16, Having your finger bitten off by your favourite CCM Artist: Priceless [Mr 180]

"Will the person in the blue Saturn PLEASE turn your lights off!" [Willy Wonka]

"Return Return Return My Keys!" [Super Sassquatch]

"I'm full!" [Norm]

"Now that we've blessed the food... LET'S EAT!!" [Nomi]

"GO AND WIN THIS... FOR NARNIA!!!" [Hermanovitch]

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" ["Maniac" Matt]

While singing "This Little Light of Mine," the building burst into flames. [becky]

Andrew Schwab was then forcibly removed from his own concert Saturday, reportedly for attacking a fan violently with his microphone stand, after, witness's say, the kid had mocked his new red highlights... [Amira Schwab]

This Weeks Winner
Luis won a copy of P.O.D.'s new album, Testify

 

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This Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
AC Lightnin They Call Me AC (Mixtape) (independent)
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
Drenae Hold On (ft. Smiiley baby) - Single [Syntax]
goodwill & Griffin McCoy START WITH US - Single [Syntax]
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
No Vain Glory BEATING THE BAD (SYMPHONY V) - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, May 15, 2026
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]
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