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Holiday shopping at Wal-Mart. [Eric G]

"OFF WITH YOUR HAND!" [Jerm]

"...then suddenly, Schwab lost his touch when he belched at the top his lungs." [massivifan]

"I thought I told you never to ask what happened to the fro!" [Luis]

Andrew sparks controversy by asking everyone in the audience to extend their fingers and help him pick his nose. [box]

"How many times do I have to tell you?! Get that stupid Newsboys t-shirt OFF!" [Chloe Knowles]

"LOUD NOISES!" [Carson]

Two Concert Tickets: $34, Food and Drink: $16, Having your finger bitten off by your favourite CCM Artist: Priceless [Mr 180]

"Will the person in the blue Saturn PLEASE turn your lights off!" [Willy Wonka]

"Return Return Return My Keys!" [Super Sassquatch]

"I'm full!" [Norm]

"Now that we've blessed the food... LET'S EAT!!" [Nomi]

"GO AND WIN THIS... FOR NARNIA!!!" [Hermanovitch]

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" ["Maniac" Matt]

While singing "This Little Light of Mine," the building burst into flames. [becky]

Andrew Schwab was then forcibly removed from his own concert Saturday, reportedly for attacking a fan violently with his microphone stand, after, witness's say, the kid had mocked his new red highlights... [Amira Schwab]

This Weeks Winner
Luis won a copy of P.O.D.'s new album, Testify

 

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

This Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Daye Jack He Is There For Me - Single [Syntax]
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Katie Rey God, I'm Good - Single (independent)
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]

Next Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]

Next Friday, August 14
ALBUMS
The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]

SINGLES
GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent)
V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]

Next Saturday, August 15
VINYL
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl
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