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Holiday shopping at Wal-Mart. [Eric G]

"OFF WITH YOUR HAND!" [Jerm]

"...then suddenly, Schwab lost his touch when he belched at the top his lungs." [massivifan]

"I thought I told you never to ask what happened to the fro!" [Luis]

Andrew sparks controversy by asking everyone in the audience to extend their fingers and help him pick his nose. [box]

"How many times do I have to tell you?! Get that stupid Newsboys t-shirt OFF!" [Chloe Knowles]

"LOUD NOISES!" [Carson]

Two Concert Tickets: $34, Food and Drink: $16, Having your finger bitten off by your favourite CCM Artist: Priceless [Mr 180]

"Will the person in the blue Saturn PLEASE turn your lights off!" [Willy Wonka]

"Return Return Return My Keys!" [Super Sassquatch]

"I'm full!" [Norm]

"Now that we've blessed the food... LET'S EAT!!" [Nomi]

"GO AND WIN THIS... FOR NARNIA!!!" [Hermanovitch]

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" ["Maniac" Matt]

While singing "This Little Light of Mine," the building burst into flames. [becky]

Andrew Schwab was then forcibly removed from his own concert Saturday, reportedly for attacking a fan violently with his microphone stand, after, witness's say, the kid had mocked his new red highlights... [Amira Schwab]

This Weeks Winner
Luis won a copy of P.O.D.'s new album, Testify

 

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.Winona Avenue Releases New Single, "Future Me"
  Sun, 19 Jan 2020 23:10:00 EST
.Becoming Sons Signs with Sancrosanct Records
  Sun, 19 Jan 2020 22:40:00 EST
.Switchfoot Release "NATIVE TONGUE REIMAGINE/REMIX" EP
  Sat, 18 Jan 2020 16:00:00 EST
.Landry Cantrell Releases New Song, "Weightless"
  Sat, 18 Jan 2020 15:30:00 EST
.Alexandria Levin Signs To DREAM Worship, Releases Two Debut Albums
  Sat, 18 Jan 2020 15:30:00 EST
.Andrew Marcus Releases New Single, "Take All of Me" Today
  Fri, 17 Jan 2020 23:45:00 EST

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Music Out This Week

This Friday, January 17, 2020
Landry Cantrell Weightless - Single [DREAM]
Canyon Hills Worship Jesus My Treasure - Single [DREAM]
Dens Even - Single [Facedown]
Alexandria Levin Amazed [DREAM]
Alexandria Levin Me Asombras [DREAM]
Matt Maher Alive & Breathing, Vol. 4 - EP [Provident]
Andrew Marcus Take All of Me - Single [Northern Lights]
RED Sever - Single [Red/The Fuel]
John Reuben Greatest Christian Rapper Ever - Single (independent)
Justin Rizzo Paid It All EP [Spotlight]
Switchfoot NATIVE TONGUE: REIMAGINE / REMIX EP [Fantasy]
Ian Yates Loved By You - Single [7Core]

Next Friday, January 24, 2020
Colton Dixon Miracles - Single [Atlantic / Hear It Loud]
Chris Renzema Springtime - Single [Centricity]
Silent Planet The Night God Slept Redux [Solid State]
Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven [Provident Label Group]
We Are The City RIP [Tooth & Nail]


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