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Crazy Caption Photo No.090: "Max Attacks"

(pictured: Kevin Max, from MySpace.com)
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"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]

"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]

"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]

"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]

"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]

"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]

"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]

"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]

"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]

"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]

He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]

Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]

"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]

"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]

"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]

Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]

Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]

In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]

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This Tuesday, May 20, 2025
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Newsboys Worldwide Revival (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Slow Salvation Gemini [Velvet Blue]
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