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"Why do I always get stuck watching Jason's purse?" [Switchfootfan93]

"Okay, a little more enthusiasm this time. Just let me hear you shout 'bring 'em out, bring 'em out!'" [mariah]

"I will not lose to a chipmunk in a staring contest..." [m3]

"Attention Wal-Mart customers! For a special discounted price of only $7, you can take Daniel Biro home with you today!" [Alena]

Smile, It's the end of the shopping list [fireproof440]

God will always be with Dan, even at Walmart. [hoffmansjh]

"What to get? Black, white or gray? So many choices, so little time." [JC'sBelovedPrincess]

"Why did I wear a scarf today?" [Alexis]

"I'm not trying to complain, this is my first time modeling and all, but how many people do you expect to by a shopping cart after seeing this ad?" [Phoenixtears]

"After watching the blinking red light for over an hour, Dan finally realized that he was on camera..." [~snuffy~]

While the generic toliet paper rolls where sitting right in front of him, he had his eyes on the real prize, the Industrial Strength Toilet Paper, resting on the top shelf. [zach_man]

Dan was feeling pretty pleased with himself and his $7 pricetag...until he saw the "Tai Anderson-$8" sign. [AlmostHome]

"It's not a purse! It's European!" [Alicia]

"That's..... not gonna fit in the bus." [marriedtomyguitar]

"What!?!?! There's a price on my head?!?" [nj]

As the rest of the band jumps from rafter to rafter, Dan sighs, wishing he didn't have to watch the cart. [Cucumber]

"Attention all Walmart customers. Would Daniel please meet the rest of his band at Customer Service. Daniel, your band is waiting for you at Customer Service" [risa]

"Think emo thoughts." [theloveofyoursoul]

Brio's Mom :"Don't tell me it's only 7 dollars! Move your head so I can see the rest of the price!" [HawkNelsonLvr23]

"I have no idea what happened! I was about to check out with a full cart when I stopped to chat with Wynona Ryder. All of the sudden, it's empty!" [themanyfashionsofskillet]

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AlmostHome won a of Phil Joel's the deliberate.People album

 

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This Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

This Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single (independent)

This Thursday, June 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Mike Janzen The End of Myself (independent)

This Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
ALTIRA Death of Fear - EP [The Fuel]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Reba Rambo On the Folk Side of Gospel (1968) [Sony Legacy]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
11th Hour Just Keep The Faith - Single [Sonlite]
Holly Brand If I Can't Wear Boots - Single [Integrity]
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
Chris Caro Je Me Souviens - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Menace - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle Headed My Way - Single [Bethel]
Allison Eide HIPS - Single [Anotherland]
EJ Swavv & MAYIA WARREN No One - Single [Syntax]
Future Of Forestry, Eric Owyoung We Are Grand - Single (independent)
JJ Hairston Jesus (feat. Dante Bowe) - Single [Motown Gospel]
Joseph Habedank Agnus Dei/Worthy of It All - Single [Gaither]
The Hyssongs It's Not Over Yet - Single [Horizon]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
Jess Ford I'm the Woman at the Well - Single (independent)
Icon for Hire A Girl is Like a Piece of Gum - Single (independent)
Daye Jack Can't Get Lukewarm - Single (independent)
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single (independent)
Red Worship Christ Our King - Single (independent)
Tds Cam One More Step - Single [Syntax]
Tree63 Voyage - Single [Just Music]
We Are Messengers Lay It All On You - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Brett Leyde Like a Fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)

Next Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
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