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"Why do I always get stuck watching Jason's purse?" [Switchfootfan93]

"Okay, a little more enthusiasm this time. Just let me hear you shout 'bring 'em out, bring 'em out!'" [mariah]

"I will not lose to a chipmunk in a staring contest..." [m3]

"Attention Wal-Mart customers! For a special discounted price of only $7, you can take Daniel Biro home with you today!" [Alena]

Smile, It's the end of the shopping list [fireproof440]

God will always be with Dan, even at Walmart. [hoffmansjh]

"What to get? Black, white or gray? So many choices, so little time." [JC'sBelovedPrincess]

"Why did I wear a scarf today?" [Alexis]

"I'm not trying to complain, this is my first time modeling and all, but how many people do you expect to by a shopping cart after seeing this ad?" [Phoenixtears]

"After watching the blinking red light for over an hour, Dan finally realized that he was on camera..." [~snuffy~]

While the generic toliet paper rolls where sitting right in front of him, he had his eyes on the real prize, the Industrial Strength Toilet Paper, resting on the top shelf. [zach_man]

Dan was feeling pretty pleased with himself and his $7 pricetag...until he saw the "Tai Anderson-$8" sign. [AlmostHome]

"It's not a purse! It's European!" [Alicia]

"That's..... not gonna fit in the bus." [marriedtomyguitar]

"What!?!?! There's a price on my head?!?" [nj]

As the rest of the band jumps from rafter to rafter, Dan sighs, wishing he didn't have to watch the cart. [Cucumber]

"Attention all Walmart customers. Would Daniel please meet the rest of his band at Customer Service. Daniel, your band is waiting for you at Customer Service" [risa]

"Think emo thoughts." [theloveofyoursoul]

Brio's Mom :"Don't tell me it's only 7 dollars! Move your head so I can see the rest of the price!" [HawkNelsonLvr23]

"I have no idea what happened! I was about to check out with a full cart when I stopped to chat with Wynona Ryder. All of the sudden, it's empty!" [themanyfashionsofskillet]

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AlmostHome won a of Phil Joel's the deliberate.People album

 

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This Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS
2 Lane Summer Flawless [Quartz Hill Music]
Braille & YP aka Young Paul Sober Minded (Deluxe) (independent)
The Lofi Christian & SEU Worship EVERYDAY OFFERING (independent)
Officer Negative Fight - EP [JCHC]
Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity]
Skye Peterson I Love That Girl - EP (independent)
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]
Young Oceans Music for After Amen (independent)

SINGLES
2819 Worship For Christ Alone - Single [Reach]
Bill B. Right There - Single [Syntax]
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Saturday - Single [Capitol CMG]
Peter Burton So Long - Single [Integrity]
Capital Kings get lifted - Single (independent)
Michael Carder Makes Me Wonder - Single (independent)
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Love Is (ft. TNV) - Single [Syntax]
Dragons & Astronauts Chasing After Shadows - Single (independent)
Exline Double Vision - Single (independent)
Good Weather Forecast Suffer Well - Single [Dream]
Philippa Hanna Let The Body Sing (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity]
Hillside Recording you will be okay - Single [Ocean House]
J.Solo Burg Slang Remix (ft. Knaladeus & DJ SureShot) - Single [Syntax]
John Long Green Enough Here - Single [Zealous Company]
Jake MacAdam Lean on You - Single [Ocean House]
Madigan DIS DAT - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro SERPENT & FRUIT - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse 2.0 (feat. Alyssa Jane, m1L, Kaboose) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Jenna Raine It Takes A Village - Single [Warner]
Trey Simon I Can Taste It - Single [Ocean House]
Lauren Talley Mercy - Single [Horizon]
Tds Cam Don't Unearth Me - Single [Syntax]
Trulah History Repeats - Single [Near Kingdom]

DVD
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

Next Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]
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