Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.113: "Payable On Dell"

Crazy Caption Photo No.113: "Payable On Dell"

(pictured: Sonny and Traa of P.O.D.)

"Hey guys come check this out! Apparently we've been signed to INO/Columbia... I thought we were aiming for Sparrow!" ['licia]

"I'm NOT in your Top 8?!" [meisnotyou]

Just then Sonny realized they had made the theme song for the wrong team. [T.]

The good news: Sonny found his missing car. The bad news: He found it on eBay [vengeful nerd]

Payable On Dell [dannybot]

Traa accidentally exposed his diabolical plot to become the lead singer of P.O.D. [fatty218]

"Our new website is PINK?!?!" [hannaht]

Upon bringing up the bands schedule, Sonny is stunned to see "Haircut" as one of the headings. [CaptainSpongeBob]

It was then they were told that Atlantic Records was forcing their artists to cut off their dreads, and they just... totally... lost it... [Han]

"Guys! Guys! Beard... caught... on.... necklace!" [christianrockerdude]

"Thaaaat's not what we said POD stands for..." [Liz]

"Oh snap! Microsoft works!" [The Todd "Rawr"]

"What?! Oh! Gravity. only got 3 stars?!" [flickthetab]

"Dude, where's my caption?!!" [Christy]

Just then, Sonny saw that P.O.D. had made the top ten of Jesusfreakhideout.com's most anticipated albums of the year for '07. [coutter54]

It was then that Sonny realised the hand pointing at the laptop belonged to no one. [Abby L.]

"Marcos is coming back to P.O.D.?!" [Rory S.]

Liz won a full prerelease of Glory Revealed: The Word of God In Worship

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ALBUMS

ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident]

AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 1 (independent)

Blanca Full Bloom [Curb]

Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither]

Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder]

Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder]

Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: I Gave You Everything I Had - EP [UMG]

Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent)

Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent)

Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]

Megan Woods The Truth EP [Fair Trade]

SINGLES

Elevation Worship Jesus Be The Name - Single [Provident]

F'rael God's Wheel (ft. TRYBISHOP) - Single [Syntax]

Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (Amazon Music Songline) - Single [Provident]

LEON Undefeated - Single [El Rescate Music]

No Vain Glory UNLEADED - Single [Syntax]

Park 7 The Hope Is On The Way - Single (independent)

Rave Jesus & Gracie Binion Need Your Love - Single [Provident]

REFVGE, Cyfë II & WAY? U P W A R D S ft. Bianca Silver & Josh LeCroy - Single [Syntax]

Rhymes In Harmony & MAYIA My Sister - Single [Syntax]

Rock City Worship Gravestone - Single [Capitol CMG]

Anton Scholl Born To Love You - Single [Near Kingdom]

Nathan Sheridan Don't Lose Hope - Single [WieRok]

SNT. VINCENT Feast of the Saints - Single [Syntax]

Vertical Kings Faith In Stereo - Single [Covenant]

Vic Lucas, Essence Natay & Ashleey Barnes Let it Rain - Single [Syntax]

Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)

Aaron Williams Abide (feat. CAIN) - Single [Integrity]

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Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, October 24, 2025
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John Allan untitled EP [Centricity]

Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb]

Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident]

Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue]

gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG]

Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]

Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail]

Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent)

Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]

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29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]

Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident]

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Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident]

darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok]

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Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM]

Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok]

Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent)

Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]

Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident]

Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer]

The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)

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Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

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