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Crazy Caption Photo No.112: "Devastation and Perform"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K)
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"Ow!! Earphones too loud!! Earphones too loud!!" [TheTrinity777]

"Wanna hear me burp my ABC's? A, B, C, D..." [BibbyHMan]

It was then that Matt realized that they left John at the last rest stop... [kmm92]

Someone get that boy a mood ring! [Pedellea]

"The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse" is sounding like one! [Stevo]

"I think I pulled something..." [yoyodawgz]

Must Have Seen Something Flying [Josué]

Relient K shocks everyone with their new sound- Opera! [LopDawG]

A picture of "The burp heard around the world." [Project 10/16]

Just then, Inhale/Exhale entered the room... [Daniel]

After seven years, Matt finally realized that he'd spelled his band's name wrong. ["Maniac" Matt]

Not content with just his girlfriend, Marylin Manson takes a bite out of Matt's left knee. [seagull boy]

Normally, a comical caption would appear hear, but wit's all been done before. [James Ar.]

"Hey! Those guys are stealing my car!" [Laura]

Devastation and Perform [Jen]

During his late night concert Matt suddenly realised it was his mothers birthday. [ThatLoserCanadian]

The song was halted abrubtly when Matt noticed the sunrise coming over the Pacific. [dannybot]

It was at that exact moment that Matt Thiessen realized he forgot his pants. [massivifan]

"Is that Mac Powell on a tractor?!!" [Jimmy Ryan]

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This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
Grace & Xandy Here Again [StowTown]
Latter Day Exploits Going Home - EP [The Charon Collective]
Romeo Miller New Lane [SoNo Recording]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Jesus Girl - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle One King - Single [Bethel]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
Gable Price and Friends One Bedroom Apartment - Single [Capitol CMG]
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Fervor, My Dear Glass In the Sugar - Single (independent)
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Kingdmusic Never Fail (Live) - Single (independent)
The Kingdom Heirs Always Get the Grace - Single [Horizon]
Steven Malcolm Holy Water (feat. Soul-Rebel Marley) - Single [Curb]
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
Matt Moore Learning to Breathe - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LOST SOULS! - Single [Dream]
Marvin Sapp He's Not Finished - Single [Elev8]
Victory House Worship Rapha - Single (independent)
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)
Matthew West Here and Heaven - Single [Story House / Provident]
Anne Wilson Who I Am To You - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
Bill B. Niche [Syntax]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
Tae Lamar So Alive - Single [Polished Arrow]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax]
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
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