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Crazy Caption Photo No.112: "Devastation and Perform"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K)
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"Ow!! Earphones too loud!! Earphones too loud!!" [TheTrinity777]

"Wanna hear me burp my ABC's? A, B, C, D..." [BibbyHMan]

It was then that Matt realized that they left John at the last rest stop... [kmm92]

Someone get that boy a mood ring! [Pedellea]

"The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse" is sounding like one! [Stevo]

"I think I pulled something..." [yoyodawgz]

Must Have Seen Something Flying [Josué]

Relient K shocks everyone with their new sound- Opera! [LopDawG]

A picture of "The burp heard around the world." [Project 10/16]

Just then, Inhale/Exhale entered the room... [Daniel]

After seven years, Matt finally realized that he'd spelled his band's name wrong. ["Maniac" Matt]

Not content with just his girlfriend, Marylin Manson takes a bite out of Matt's left knee. [seagull boy]

Normally, a comical caption would appear hear, but wit's all been done before. [James Ar.]

"Hey! Those guys are stealing my car!" [Laura]

Devastation and Perform [Jen]

During his late night concert Matt suddenly realised it was his mothers birthday. [ThatLoserCanadian]

The song was halted abrubtly when Matt noticed the sunrise coming over the Pacific. [dannybot]

It was at that exact moment that Matt Thiessen realized he forgot his pants. [massivifan]

"Is that Mac Powell on a tractor?!!" [Jimmy Ryan]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Elan Brio Sound Waves [Polished Arrow]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Pomegranate More To Find - EP (independent)
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne Of Thorns [Frontiers Music]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Rachael Lampa Permission - Single [Centricity]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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