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Crazy Caption Photo No.114: "Schwab Van Winkle"

(pictured: Andrew Schwab of Project 86)
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His band members really did kill him this time. [Dave]

Schwab Van Winkle [LopDawG]

"Stop! Shhh! There are 13 horses... 2 are without a rider. It's time to go!" [rezkid]

CSI: Nashville [Alenka]

"OK, he's out... Who's got the warm water?" [trivmvirate]

"WOW! Febreeze really does make you wanna smell the carpet all day!" [Monica]

After he finished drinking his Red Bull before the concert, he realized the side effects were different for everyone. [serena]

This is the result of depression due to not having his Crazy Caption picked. [bassgirl]

He's late for his Sleep Addicts Anonymous meeting. [Kayla]

"Shhh! I can just hear the other band's meeting..." [Elphie]

Everyone knows that artist who sleep on the floor's records sell .13% better than those that sleep in beds. [Silly Willy]

When the mosh pit cleared, there he was. And no vocalist has stepped out into the crowd ever since. [James M.]

Realizing the hotel clerk had lied about the number of beds in the room, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see who had to sleep on the floor. [Mary Lou]

This picture was taken moments before he woke up and realized his friends had glued his hand to the floor... [Steffers]

Finally, he'd had enough. After years of trying to make the Project work, Andrew lost it and reverted to his childhood state when Alex said he was leaving the band... [macabreschwab]

This just goes to show what comes of eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps before noon. [Kelsey]

"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of tattooed women." [iluvtheprincessbride]

While taking a nap Andrew, unknowingly, started sucking his thumb, at which point his bandmates grabbed a camera and emailed the pic to JesusFreakHideout.com... [chachacha]

After a long day his will was to sleep like a dead man. [Linda]

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This Wednesday, January 22, 2020
Hulvey Prelude [Reach]

This Friday, January 24, 2020
Cory Asbury The Father's House (Deluxe) - Single [Bethel]
Audrey Assad Shiloh - Single (independent)
Colony House Leave What's Lost Behind [Roon]
Colton Dixon Miracles - Single [Atlantic / Hear It Loud]
Jordan and Jessa I Cannot Outrun Your Grace - Single (independent)
William McDowell Only You Can Satisfy (feat. Chris Lawson) [Live] - Single [Integrity]
Nashville Life Music Reconciler - Single [Integrity]
Chris Renzema Springtime - Single [Centricity]
Silent Planet The Night God Slept Redux [Solid State]
Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven [Provident Label Group]
Chase Tremaine Unfall (independent)

We Are The City RIP [Tooth & Nail]

Next Friday, January 31, 2020
Huntingtons ¡MUERTO, CARCEL, O ROCANROL! [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Matt Redman Let There Be Wonder [Integrity]
Sammy Ward Hymns Anew [Vibraslap]


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