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Try as she may, her tongue was just not long enough... [kittykittywack!]

"Go go gadget tongue!" [Azza]

Proof that behind every Christian musician is a little girl sticking her tongue out. [Nate]

"Why can't I be in the band?! Look! I even got my tongue pierced." [F_irefligh_tWINS]

He stole one of her Cheetos; she put Exlax in his drink. The game continues. [Super Sassquatch] *winner*

"That's what I think of you're LAME performance!!" [children_18:3_rox!!!]

The dare was simple: lick his arm, then run like the wind. [Danimal]

As he walked away, she smirked in knowing that she had secretly put laxatives in his Root Beer. [ff5&rkfanatics]

He told her if she kept making that face it would stay... She should've listened. [rdbananna]

When Dakota Fanning went bad. [brother of the tatertot]

Unfortunately, they didn't test well with the youth demographic. [SarahCanuck]

It's all fun and games until he turns around. [beefboy180]

"I don't care if she spit in my drink, I got her those Cheetos off the floor." [Drew]

He played off his irrational fear of tongues very well. [J-Ra]

"That's for not giving me your autograph!" [dawn]

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This Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

This Monday, February 2, 2026
SINGLES
F'rael Real Ones (Pretti Good) - Single [Syntax]

This Wednesday, February 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Reawaken Hymns Exegesis - EP (independent)

This Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Band Reeves My Country - EP [Centricity]
The Craguns Steadfast Love [StowTown]
Lecrae Reconstruction: Second Story (Deluxe) [Reach]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Meredith Andrews Prevail (Live From Liberty University) [with Liberty Worship Collective] - Single [Curb]
Anthem Edition He Is Who He Is - Single [Sonlite]
Bill B. & Jay Carter Another Chance - Single [Syntax]
Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - Single [The Fuel]
CalledOut Music My Love - Single [Integrity]
Micah Christopher White Knuckles - Single [Integrity]
Chosen Road People - Single [Thoroughbred]
Rachel DeLong Dopamine - Single (independent)
Drea LP, OnBeatMusic, 1K Phew Fake - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Worship Alleluia - Single [Provident]
Lexi Elisha Always On Time - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
Haste the Day Shallows - Single [Solid State]
Hulvey Rooftop (feat. nobigdyl) - Single [Reach]
J Payne, Patrick Jackson, JP got SAVED The Potter - Single (independent)
K3hlab Tears of a Clown - Single [Syntax]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Blessing Offor, Maxwell Stark Brighter Days (New Day Edition) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
Prodi Da Prodigal, ATTAM Checkmate - Single [Syntax]
Seventh Day Slumber Praise - Single [Rockfest]
Rusty Shipp Sinners in the Hands - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Faith Hope Love - Single [Curb]

Next Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]

SINGLES
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
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