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"Ow! Why do I keep on hitting myself with the guitar?!" [RAWK]

You can only truly feel the softness of the guitar with your cheek. [MC]

"Oh how I miss the days of violin." [Melody]

"I know, I miss Phil too" [zakk] *winner*

"It's okay, my dear little guitar... tell Daddy all about it, I'm listening..." [da_catholic_girl]

*sighs* "I love my guitar." [Abbey B.]

See, they weren't lying when they said he could play in his sleep. [Bearclaws]

To be able to play the guitar one must first become the guitar [MikeyTFKfan]

"...and wuv.. troo wuv.. is wut bwings us toogeva toooday.." [shrynk]

Then Peter heard a little voice from inside his guitar [Harry]

After a late concert the previous night, Peter's energy gave out mid-song. [leah]

"Now, class! Today's lesson is about treating your guitars with love and respect. I will now demonstrate." [DanceForJesus]

"Wait.... you mean the guitars not plugged in??" [kyaL]

"I am free to run! I am free to dance! I am free to hug guitars!" [Joseph]

"Jody... Jody... Can you hear me? We need you back! With Phil gone, we can't reach the hair quota." [Lisa]

"Hello? Mom? Yeah, I got a new phone..." [coolchica]

"What's that? Does my widdle guitar need its strings changed?" [Jeff B.]

Superglue + Guitar + Ear = Pain [beans22]

"Don't tell the others, but you're really my favorite guitar." [Rob]

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This Friday, January 16, 2026
ALBUMS
77s 7 [Mezzo]
Anathoth Redención [Charon Collective]
Dan Bremnes The Hero & The Villain [Curb]
Amanda Cook The Blue Tent (Live) - EP [Wings]
m1L, R.kitect 4ZERO7 - EP [Headnod Music Group]
Petra Hope (CD) [Rown/Girder]

SINGLES
Alexxander otravueltaxx - Single [Reach]
Anike He's Been Good - Single [Reach]
Gracie Binion Hosanna - Single [BEC]
Chris Caro To the Grave - Single [Syntax]
Cold Streets Over and Over - Single [Small Step]
Colony House Hummingbird - Single [LastDaze]
B. Cooper Days (ft. Foure) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus I Got the Light - Single [Syntax]
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Jonah Kagen Mississippi River Bluebird - Single [Magnolia]
floodlit AKo - Single (independent)
Ian Austin, Isaiah William Front Porch Wisdom - Single [Ocean House]
K3hlab Wonderfully Made - Single [Syntax]
Lecrae My Everything - Single [Reach]
Life.Church Worship Digno De Alabar - Single [Ocean House]
Limoblaze God Did It - Single [Reach]
Vic Lucas Thank You, God. (ft. Lady Audri) - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam echoes - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro Not Satisfied - Single [Syntax]
Steven Malcolm Spatula (feat. Futuristic) - Single [Curb]
Passion The Blood - Single [Capitol CMG]
Razzie When He Calls - Single [Syntax]
Remnant House GO! - Single [Ocean House]
Tedashii Dungeon - Single [Reach]
Tenroc Playlist - Single [Provident]
MAYIA WARREN Sanctuary - Single [Syntax]
Phil Wickham, Crowder It Really is Amazing Grace - Single [Fair Trade]

Next Friday, January 23, 2026
ALBUMS
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
CAIN So Long Sad Songs - Single [Provident]
Jason Dunn Divided States of America - Single (independent)
ELEOS Fool's Gold - Single [Ocean House]
Amber Lynn Yahweh (Your Will Your Way) - Single [Sonlite]
Ian Austin, Brice Davis Like The Prodigal (Come Home) - Single [Ocean House]
Heather Suzanne Kingdom Walls - Single [Ocean House]
Zane Walls NAH UH - Single (independent)
Katy Weirich The River - Single [Wings]
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