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"Ow! Why do I keep on hitting myself with the guitar?!" [RAWK]

You can only truly feel the softness of the guitar with your cheek. [MC]

"Oh how I miss the days of violin." [Melody]

"I know, I miss Phil too" [zakk] *winner*

"It's okay, my dear little guitar... tell Daddy all about it, I'm listening..." [da_catholic_girl]

*sighs* "I love my guitar." [Abbey B.]

See, they weren't lying when they said he could play in his sleep. [Bearclaws]

To be able to play the guitar one must first become the guitar [MikeyTFKfan]

"...and wuv.. troo wuv.. is wut bwings us toogeva toooday.." [shrynk]

Then Peter heard a little voice from inside his guitar [Harry]

After a late concert the previous night, Peter's energy gave out mid-song. [leah]

"Now, class! Today's lesson is about treating your guitars with love and respect. I will now demonstrate." [DanceForJesus]

"Wait.... you mean the guitars not plugged in??" [kyaL]

"I am free to run! I am free to dance! I am free to hug guitars!" [Joseph]

"Jody... Jody... Can you hear me? We need you back! With Phil gone, we can't reach the hair quota." [Lisa]

"Hello? Mom? Yeah, I got a new phone..." [coolchica]

"What's that? Does my widdle guitar need its strings changed?" [Jeff B.]

Superglue + Guitar + Ear = Pain [beans22]

"Don't tell the others, but you're really my favorite guitar." [Rob]

This Weeks Winner
zakk won a copy of Chris Taylor's new album, Take Me Anywhere

 

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This Tuesday, September 1
ALBUMS
Poor Old Lu At the Showbox (Live) (independent)

This Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Siren's Call - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]

This Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Dan Musselman Dust and Doxology (independent)
Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb]
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
K’nek, Mancito Telfort WALK - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]

Next Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]

Next Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
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