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Guest speaker Rob debates in Anatomy 101 whether or not the human body truly is fireproof. [zachary]

"No, Billy. I will not autograph your homework." [squash]

"No, really, I do have a degree in, uh, this subject." [Dan] *winner*

"Today's lesson: Dealing with life after rapcore." [Super Sassquatch]

After 45 minutes of going over proper guitar case opening techniques, he decided they were ready to move on. [Payne Train]

"Now, class, before we start, I just want to let you know that many kids out there are going to hate you because I am your teacher." [distortion_overdrive]

"Mom!! I made it into Beckley College!!" [Kayla]

"And that is why the soul patch is far superior to the beard." [Pure Genius!]

"Show tonight, 7 PM, House of Blues...Umm class dismissed!" [jfreak7]

Every girl present in the room gave an audible sigh as soon as he stood up to talk. [rae]

"...and that is why fish are not considered mammals." [Liz]

"Uhh... I really have no idea about biology... anyone up for some guitar lessons?" [boopboop]

"Welcome to the first day of classes at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" [Philemon]

"Bueller......Bueller......" [Kcarfan]

"So today I'm supposed to talk to you on the importance of education... but I really just wanna talk about is music!" [LaLaLaura]

School of Christian Rock [Secondhand_Dreamer]

Although wonderful on the mic, Rob's venture as a college medical professor did not go so well. [Chris]

"Now, I assume that everyone has listened to all of my albums prior to this course..." [vaporcloud]

"Welcome to Rock 101, today we learn about hair gel, poses and guitar smashing" [Cherubim]

He did a double take as he saw that the girl in the front row had "Love you" written on her eyelids. [Rob]

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This Tuesday, August 13
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Eight [JFH Music]


This Friday, August 16
1K Phew Better Days - Single [Reach]
Jason Gray Order EP [Centricity]
Hillsong Hillsong En Espańol: Hay Más [Hillsong]
Hannah Kerr Ordinary - Single [Black River Christian]
Leeland Way Maker (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Courtnie Ramirez Perfectly Loved - Single [Gotee]
Jamie Rowe This is Home (independent)
Social Club Misfits Believe - Single [Capitol]
Lauren Talley Glorious God: Songs of Worship and Wonder [Crossroads]
Lauren Talley Loudest Praise: Hymns of Mercy, Love, and Grace [Crossroads]
We The Kingdom Dancing On the Waves (Live) - Single [Sparrow]
Zach Williams Heaven Help Me - Single [Provident]


Next Friday, August 23
Pat Barrett Canvas and Clay (Live) [Bowyer & Bow / Capitol]
Vince Gill Okie [MCA Nashville]
Andy Mineo Work In Progress [Reach]
Gene Moore Tunnel Vision [Motown Gospel]
Random Hero Tension [Rockfest]


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