Guest speaker Rob debates in Anatomy 101 whether or not the human body truly is fireproof. [zachary]
"No, Billy. I will not autograph your homework." [squash]
"No, really, I do have a degree in, uh, this subject." [Dan]
"Today's lesson: Dealing with life after rapcore." [Super Sassquatch]
After 45 minutes of going over proper guitar case opening techniques, he decided they were ready to move on. [Payne Train]
"Now, class, before we start, I just want to let you know that many kids out there are going to hate you because I am your teacher." [distortion_overdrive]
"Mom!! I made it into Beckley College!!" [Kayla]
"And that is why the soul patch is far superior to the beard." [Pure Genius!]
"Show tonight, 7 PM, House of Blues...Umm class dismissed!" [jfreak7]
Every girl present in the room gave an audible sigh as soon as he stood up to talk. [rae]
"...and that is why fish are not considered mammals." [Liz]
"Uhh... I really have no idea about biology... anyone up for some guitar lessons?" [boopboop]
"Welcome to the first day of classes at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" [Philemon]
"Bueller......Bueller......" [Kcarfan]
"So today I'm supposed to talk to you on the importance of education... but I really just wanna talk about is music!" [LaLaLaura]
School of Christian Rock [Secondhand_Dreamer]
Although wonderful on the mic, Rob's venture as a college medical professor did not go so well. [Chris]
"Now, I assume that everyone has listened to all of my albums prior to this course..." [vaporcloud]
"Welcome to Rock 101, today we learn about hair gel, poses and guitar smashing" [Cherubim]
He did a double take as he saw that the girl in the front row had "Love you" written on her eyelids. [Rob]
Dan won a full prerelease copy of Brandon Heath's new album, What If We (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, March 30, 2023
SINGLES Disciple Bad Words - Single [Tooth & Nail]
This Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]
SINGLES Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core] Dwan Hill Mansion - Single [Integrity] Britt Nicole Gold (Acoustic) - Single (independent) Shout Praise Kids Great Are You Lord - Single [Integrity] Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)
Next Friday, April 7, 2023
ALBUMS The Kingdom Heirs Something Good, Vol. 3 [Sonlite] LaTocha The Invitation: A Conversation With God [Capitol CMG] NF HOPE [Virgin] Petra PETRA - FIFTY (Anniversary Collection) DELUXE EDITION (3-Discs) [Girder]
SINGLES Housefires I Thank God - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl] Stars Go Dim Authority (In The Name of Jesus) [feat. Lloyd Nicks] - Single [Curb/Word]
VINYL The Union of Sinners and Saints One More Shot [Girder]