(pictured: Duncan Phillips and Peter Furler of Newsboys)
"Let's do this! Loser leaves the band!" [Mama Gomer]
In reality, Pete never wanted to leave Newsboys. When he was replaced with Michael Tait, he fought back as anyone would: with kung-fu. [ric_the_ranger]
"I don't need no Kung Fu... Here smell this!" [Kent]
Newsboys were kung fu fighting, Those kids were fast as lighting, In fact it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing. [Courtney]
"OK, Dunny... If I win, I leave the band... If you lose, I leave the band." [HunterSThompson]
"I do NOT have PINK on my SWIMTRUNKS!!" [that_southpaw_chick]
"You just see what happens if you make another bald joke!" [Carter]
After leaving the Newsboys, Peter Furler decides that he should learn Tae Kwon Do in order to defend himself from disgruntled fans. [Amanda]
"You know maybe if you got a little closer you could actually hit something." [lil'rapper]
Ninjaboys [Brett]
Realizing he was leaving the band soon, Peter played one last joke on the guys: lining their swimming trunks with itching powder while they weren't looking. [Johnny Blake]
"I'm not ashamed to let ya know... I'm really good at Tae Kwon Do!" [karategirl]
"In the hands of God you will fall... in MY hands you will die!" [joker]
"Take me to your sensei!" [Christopher]
"Tell me to put board wax on my head just ONE more time..." [NHC]
The decision to make Michael Tait the new lead singer was made after Duncan discovered that Peter was attempting to bring back the robot... [Drummer121686]
"WHO SAID "EYELINER"?!" [killerbeez]
"AAHHH!! I can't see there is too much of a glare on your head" [Steven Kramb]
"How are these techniques supposed to help us learn to surf!?" [Stephanie]
"Stop. Look. Listen hard. This is why a band hires a body-guard..." [foxrock66]
This Friday, April 25, 2025
ALBUMS PJ Bostic Hope In The Winter Stage (independent) Megan Danielle Grace - Single [Provident] Disciple Skeleton Psalms (Deluxe) [Tooth & Nail] Sam Hauge Exit 9B - EP (independent) Smokey Robinson What The World Needs Now [Gaither] Stephen Stanley trustfall [Capitol CMG] UPPERROOM 1350 (Live) [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Ashes Remain The Let Down - Single [BEC] Big Daddy Weave Stranger No More - Single [Curb] bodie SAY SO - Single [Provident] Bongo Chico Wrongside Right - Single (independent) Dan Bremnes Cortado - Single [Curb] Mainstream Worship CHANGED! - Single [DREAM Worship] River Valley AGES Love The Lord Your God - Single [BEC] Tasha Layton & The Choir Room Thank You Isn't Enough - Single [BEC] Joel Vaughn Testify - Single [DREAM] The Young Escape Untitled - Single [BEC]
Next Friday, May 2, 2025
ALBUMS Free Worship Anuque no Lo Vea [BEC] KingsPorch Songs for the Simple Gathering: Vol. 3 [BEC] Melody Noel Back to Praise - EP (independent) Jordan St. Cyr My Foundations (Acoustic Sessions) - EP [BEC]
SINGLES Slow Salvation As We Decompose - Single [Velvet Blue]