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Crazy Caption Photo No.149: "The Groves Committee"

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"I'm trying to tell you... my client is NOT the lead singer of the band, Red!" [Jeff]

"The problem with Christian Music is there isn't enough of me, don't you see that?" [Itsjustme92]

...But Bond was never unprepared, for he had a pen gun loaded and ready under the table. [Sector311] *winner*

"Your performance was weak, and you just did not bring in enough money for this task in the game. I'm sorry, but you're fired." [vahshir]

The US Department of Hitchhikers [Michael Kennedy]

"So...is that a yes on the proposal to get this guy to shave his beard?" [bjj50]

"Don't look now, but there's a camera right behind you." [Carter]

"So...can we call you back Mr. Prez?" [must_have_done_something_right]

Sara Groves is setting the example for her street team. Spread the word everywhere. Yes, even the White House. [newsboyphreek]

"No, unicorns are real. Everyone knows that the Norwegians are just hiding them." [katie h]

*mouthing* "Call...me!" [Sam]

With the interview going south, he decided to secretly press the red eject button with his pen. [SIGNATURE]

"I wouldn't suggest pleading guilty to the charge of having the Jonas Brothers on your iPod, just hope you have some fans in the jury." [Hamster]

"You've never heard of "hang loose"?? Wow, guess we need to plan a show in Hawaii!" [jfreak7]

"Ma'am, gang signs are not something that we approve of..." [RKfan]

"Listen, if there is any need for a stage dancer, we'll call you" [E p i c]

"I vote 'aye' to DC Talk getting back together." [BurningBlaze]

"This means 'hang ten?' I was just pointing my pinky at you!" [runnrgrl12]

The guys didn't really know how they were going to put her new sign language song on a CD. [Josh G.]

"Mr. President, I came here to ask why my caption wasn't picked last week." [project86rocks]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, October 8
ALBUMS
The Chilling Alpine Adventure Kairos - EP (independent)

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Past The Gates (feat. Anne Wilson) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Collective Dust You May Not Rest Now, There Are Monsters Nearby [Charon Collective]
Anthony Evans Worship (Live) [Sherman James Productions]
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring [Middle Kid Records]
Meadows DESERT WALKER [Facedown Records]
Janet Paschal The Journey [StowTown]
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Bethel Music All The Glory (Live) [feat. John Wilds] - Single [Bethel]
Jeremy Camp Shaky Ground - Single [Capitol CMG]
Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax]
Kingdmusic Summer Rain - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]
Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]
Seventh Day Slumber X Kutless Peace Be Still - Single [Rockfest]
Sleeping At Last Parallel Universe (Philia) - Single (independent)
Lauren Talley All Heaven Breaks Loose - Single [Horizon]
Tye Tribbett, ABLAZE I Want It All Back - Single [Freligious]

This Saturday, October 10
SINGLES
KJ-52 Here's the Come Back - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Holy Barz (ft. TNV & Bill B.) - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv Nineveh? - Single [Syntax]
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible I Follow Jesus (Disciple) - Single [Vineyard Worship UK]
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