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Crazy Caption Photo No.149: "The Groves Committee"

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"I'm trying to tell you... my client is NOT the lead singer of the band, Red!" [Jeff]

"The problem with Christian Music is there isn't enough of me, don't you see that?" [Itsjustme92]

...But Bond was never unprepared, for he had a pen gun loaded and ready under the table. [Sector311] *winner*

"Your performance was weak, and you just did not bring in enough money for this task in the game. I'm sorry, but you're fired." [vahshir]

The US Department of Hitchhikers [Michael Kennedy]

"So...is that a yes on the proposal to get this guy to shave his beard?" [bjj50]

"Don't look now, but there's a camera right behind you." [Carter]

"So...can we call you back Mr. Prez?" [must_have_done_something_right]

Sara Groves is setting the example for her street team. Spread the word everywhere. Yes, even the White House. [newsboyphreek]

"No, unicorns are real. Everyone knows that the Norwegians are just hiding them." [katie h]

*mouthing* "Call...me!" [Sam]

With the interview going south, he decided to secretly press the red eject button with his pen. [SIGNATURE]

"I wouldn't suggest pleading guilty to the charge of having the Jonas Brothers on your iPod, just hope you have some fans in the jury." [Hamster]

"You've never heard of "hang loose"?? Wow, guess we need to plan a show in Hawaii!" [jfreak7]

"Ma'am, gang signs are not something that we approve of..." [RKfan]

"Listen, if there is any need for a stage dancer, we'll call you" [E p i c]

"I vote 'aye' to DC Talk getting back together." [BurningBlaze]

"This means 'hang ten?' I was just pointing my pinky at you!" [runnrgrl12]

The guys didn't really know how they were going to put her new sign language song on a CD. [Josh G.]

"Mr. President, I came here to ask why my caption wasn't picked last week." [project86rocks]

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This Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
Bill B. Niche [Syntax]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
NRWHL Glory Be [The Charon Collective]
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am In The Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland]
Various Artists Beyond Belief - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack [Girder]

SINGLES
11th Hour Today Is The Day - Single [Sonlite]
Angioplasty My Only (feat Shayla Van Tassel) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Kirk Franklin Thank You For Everything (feat. Karen Clark-Sheard) - Single [Fo Yo Soul]
Future of Forestry California - Single (independent)
Gaither These Are They (feat. David Phelps, Shane McConnell) [Live] - Single [Gaither]
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
Tae Lamar So Alive - Single [Polished Arrow]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
m1L, MotionPlus, Alias Molombo Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax]
Out of the Whirlwind Until Jesus Taught Me to Love - Single (independent)
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Sarah Reeves Made - Single [Curb]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Sleeping At Last Atom 17 - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
Tauren Wells Serve The Lord (Live) [feat. Davies.] - Single [Capitol CMG]
Sweden Yanulavich Holy City - Single (independent)

Next Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Siren's Call - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]

Next Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb]
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]
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