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Crazy Caption Photo No.149: "The Groves Committee"

(pictured (L to R): Troy and Sara Groves)
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"I'm trying to tell you... my client is NOT the lead singer of the band, Red!" [Jeff]

"The problem with Christian Music is there isn't enough of me, don't you see that?" [Itsjustme92]

...But Bond was never unprepared, for he had a pen gun loaded and ready under the table. [Sector311] *winner*

"Your performance was weak, and you just did not bring in enough money for this task in the game. I'm sorry, but you're fired." [vahshir]

The US Department of Hitchhikers [Michael Kennedy]

"So...is that a yes on the proposal to get this guy to shave his beard?" [bjj50]

"Don't look now, but there's a camera right behind you." [Carter]

"So...can we call you back Mr. Prez?" [must_have_done_something_right]

Sara Groves is setting the example for her street team. Spread the word everywhere. Yes, even the White House. [newsboyphreek]

"No, unicorns are real. Everyone knows that the Norwegians are just hiding them." [katie h]

*mouthing* "Call...me!" [Sam]

With the interview going south, he decided to secretly press the red eject button with his pen. [SIGNATURE]

"I wouldn't suggest pleading guilty to the charge of having the Jonas Brothers on your iPod, just hope you have some fans in the jury." [Hamster]

"You've never heard of "hang loose"?? Wow, guess we need to plan a show in Hawaii!" [jfreak7]

"Ma'am, gang signs are not something that we approve of..." [RKfan]

"Listen, if there is any need for a stage dancer, we'll call you" [E p i c]

"I vote 'aye' to DC Talk getting back together." [BurningBlaze]

"This means 'hang ten?' I was just pointing my pinky at you!" [runnrgrl12]

The guys didn't really know how they were going to put her new sign language song on a CD. [Josh G.]

"Mr. President, I came here to ask why my caption wasn't picked last week." [project86rocks]

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This Friday, July 3
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning [Thoroughbred]
Remedy Drive Daylight United | Studio Sessions - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Allan Scott, John Waller, Waller Co Jesus, I Still Believe - Single [Dream]
Beach Chapel Woke Up - Single (independent)
Tate Butts When I Pray - Single (independent)
Jonathan Cain The Winds of Freedom: A Salute to America - Single [The Fuel]
Chris Caro Tuff Love (ft. Cristine Toca) - Single [Syntax]
Crowder Never Gonna Die (July!) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Future Of Forestry, Eric Owyoung Yes, This Is My Garden - Single (independent)
The Hyssongs Worship Medley - Single [Horizon]
I.A.N. It's Over (ft. DPH) - Single [Syntax]
InTheosis The Harrowing of Hell - Single (independent)
Kaboose The Key - EP (independent)
North Palm Worship Revive Us - Single [Harmony]
Natasha Owens America 250 - Single (independent)
Scootie Wop CROSSWALK 2 - Single [Syntax]

Next Tuesday, July 7
SINGLES
Seth Davey Onward and Upward - Single (independent)

Next Friday, July 10
ALBUMS
Gracie Miss Misfortunately (CD) [Tooth & Nail]
Jet Circus Dance or Die!: Bone Crushing Remixes [Girder]
KB THIS CANNOT BE SOLD [Provident]
The Kingsmen Still Jesus [Horizon]
Anne Wilson Stars (Blue Hour Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Bethany Wohrle Reason That I Sing [Bethel]

SINGLES
Bonray Time to Rise - Single [Dream]
Dreamers Have Your Way/Breath of Heaven (At Home) - Single [Dream]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 103 - Single [Dream]
Tasha Layton Meet Me in The Valley (I Surrender All) - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Switch Good News - Single (independent)
Skillet Scream - Single [Hear It Loud]
Zauntee PRICE TO STAY ALIVE - Single [BEC]


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