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Crazy Caption Photo No.148: "TobyMic"

(pictured (L to R): ToddieFunk, Shonlock, GabeReal, and TobyMac)
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"Gosh, I love your hair... I wish mine could braid like that..." [laureno]

"Uhhh... where's the teleprompter?" [Kayla]

And as the interview started getting exciting, suddenly Toby saw a squirrel. [toeyoe]

TobyMac was rendered speechless when GabeReal asked if he could take over Michael Tait's role for the next DC Talk album. [DJ Skillz]

It was just then that tobyMac finally realized that he is, in fact, white. ["Maniac" Matt]

"Uh...I had no idea it was 'Wear Some Yellow Day'..." [zachattack]

"Mr. McKeehan, apart from touring the country, making new records, playing sports, visiting Starbucks, spending time with your family, and developing a deeper relationship with God... what do you do in your spare time?" [Tobyfreakgirl]

"You just won the Crazy Caption Contest! What are you going to do next?" "I'm going to the Dove Awards!!" [Allyson]

"Uh... what? You've never heard of DC Talk?" [Mike V.]

"Michael, if you're listening... COME BACK!! None of these look-a-likes can pull off the hair! DC TALK NEEDS YOU!... I NEED YOU!" [Danro]

"Yeah, sorry about telling the world about your rash on my record... my bad." [JL] *winner*

"Ok, please say it into the mic so everyone can hear you say, 'I'm sorry for making fun of your dreads.'" [Nabertson]

TobyMic [cloud9]

"No!!! For the 1,000th time, DC Talk is not getting back together! Can't I even take a walk without people asking me that?!?" [Notoftheworld]

After Toddiefunk's epic "Yo Mama" joke, Toby is left speechless. [Jonathan]

"Sorry guys, but singing with 3 other guys to an acapella version of "Made to Love" is kinda weirding me out." [JB&Switchfoot]

"So Toby, we hear you are retiring..." [Sam]

The new Toby Macraphone! [Sami Valavaara]

"No, you see, what I'm trying to say is that your caption didn't make it." [skippywease]

"Did you just tell me to lick the microphone?" [Ephraim]

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This Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
1K Phew Any Given Sunday [Reach]
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Illustrate Creative (independent)
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Elan Brio The Way of the Servant (feat. HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro, OnBeatMusic, tonyxtrotter Tawk - Single [Syntax]
Dubem Burn - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Riley Mobz, Eelmatic Lonely - Single [Syntax]
Luvell Elevado Clouded Skies II - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Kevi Morse Blossom - Single [Syntax]
Mountain People Worship Treasure In The Field [The Unreleased Work Tapes] - Single [Ocean House]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]

Next Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

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Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
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