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"Gosh, I love your hair... I wish mine could braid like that..." [laureno]

"Uhhh... where's the teleprompter?" [Kayla]

And as the interview started getting exciting, suddenly Toby saw a squirrel. [toeyoe]

TobyMac was rendered speechless when GabeReal asked if he could take over Michael Tait's role for the next DC Talk album. [DJ Skillz]

It was just then that tobyMac finally realized that he is, in fact, white. ["Maniac" Matt]

"Uh...I had no idea it was 'Wear Some Yellow Day'..." [zachattack]

"Mr. McKeehan, apart from touring the country, making new records, playing sports, visiting Starbucks, spending time with your family, and developing a deeper relationship with God... what do you do in your spare time?" [Tobyfreakgirl]

"You just won the Crazy Caption Contest! What are you going to do next?" "I'm going to the Dove Awards!!" [Allyson]

"Uh... what? You've never heard of DC Talk?" [Mike V.]

"Michael, if you're listening... COME BACK!! None of these look-a-likes can pull off the hair! DC TALK NEEDS YOU!... I NEED YOU!" [Danro]

"Yeah, sorry about telling the world about your rash on my record... my bad." [JL] *winner*

"Ok, please say it into the mic so everyone can hear you say, 'I'm sorry for making fun of your dreads.'" [Nabertson]

TobyMic [cloud9]

"No!!! For the 1,000th time, DC Talk is not getting back together! Can't I even take a walk without people asking me that?!?" [Notoftheworld]

After Toddiefunk's epic "Yo Mama" joke, Toby is left speechless. [Jonathan]

"Sorry guys, but singing with 3 other guys to an acapella version of "Made to Love" is kinda weirding me out." [JB&Switchfoot]

"So Toby, we hear you are retiring..." [Sam]

The new Toby Macraphone! [Sami Valavaara]

"No, you see, what I'm trying to say is that your caption didn't make it." [skippywease]

"Did you just tell me to lick the microphone?" [Ephraim]

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This Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett & Worship Together Burn In Us [Sparrow Records / Bowyer & Bow]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
ICONIC II [Frontiers]
Jamie MacDonald Left It In The River (Reimagined) - EP [Capitol CMG]
William McDowell Dreams, Revelations & Moments [Integrated Music Rights]
Dante’ Pride Come As You Are - EP [Tamla]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed E.P. [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
99 APEX Move - Single [Syntax]
A Mose Spirit Rhythm - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole Usher In The Spirit Again (feat. Jonathan McReynolds & Tenroc) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Howard Gripp Welcome To Your Life - Single (independent)
Matt Hammitt Walk on the Water Moment - Single [Gotee]
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
JusRzd, Cyrus Sonata, & Mic Wise LHM - Single [Syntax]
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - Single [Centricity]
Gabrielle Lovelace Screen Door - Single [Old Bear]
MotionPlus, Braille Overdue - Single [Gospel Banquet]
Jeannie Ortega Sorry - Single [Syntax]
Drew Parker Blame Jesus (feat. Steven Curtis Chapman) - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante ICED OUT CROSS - Single [Dream]
Razzie & DTG Rich EEH - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)

Next Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

Next Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]
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