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Crazy Caption Photo No.148: "TobyMic"

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"Gosh, I love your hair... I wish mine could braid like that..." [laureno]

"Uhhh... where's the teleprompter?" [Kayla]

And as the interview started getting exciting, suddenly Toby saw a squirrel. [toeyoe]

TobyMac was rendered speechless when GabeReal asked if he could take over Michael Tait's role for the next DC Talk album. [DJ Skillz]

It was just then that tobyMac finally realized that he is, in fact, white. ["Maniac" Matt]

"Uh...I had no idea it was 'Wear Some Yellow Day'..." [zachattack]

"Mr. McKeehan, apart from touring the country, making new records, playing sports, visiting Starbucks, spending time with your family, and developing a deeper relationship with God... what do you do in your spare time?" [Tobyfreakgirl]

"You just won the Crazy Caption Contest! What are you going to do next?" "I'm going to the Dove Awards!!" [Allyson]

"Uh... what? You've never heard of DC Talk?" [Mike V.]

"Michael, if you're listening... COME BACK!! None of these look-a-likes can pull off the hair! DC TALK NEEDS YOU!... I NEED YOU!" [Danro]

"Yeah, sorry about telling the world about your rash on my record... my bad." [JL] *winner*

"Ok, please say it into the mic so everyone can hear you say, 'I'm sorry for making fun of your dreads.'" [Nabertson]

TobyMic [cloud9]

"No!!! For the 1,000th time, DC Talk is not getting back together! Can't I even take a walk without people asking me that?!?" [Notoftheworld]

After Toddiefunk's epic "Yo Mama" joke, Toby is left speechless. [Jonathan]

"Sorry guys, but singing with 3 other guys to an acapella version of "Made to Love" is kinda weirding me out." [JB&Switchfoot]

"So Toby, we hear you are retiring..." [Sam]

The new Toby Macraphone! [Sami Valavaara]

"No, you see, what I'm trying to say is that your caption didn't make it." [skippywease]

"Did you just tell me to lick the microphone?" [Ephraim]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, November 5
ALBUMS
Scroll Eater In The Mouth Of The Prophet - EP [Facedown]

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Free Fall (feat. Conner Smith) - Single [UMG]

VINYL
Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]

This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
The Band JAREN O Holy Night - EP [Provident / Sony]
Big Daddy Weave It's Time for Christmas - EP [Curb]
Extol Aura of Decay [Solid State]
Grace Graber Sophomore Year (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
LO Worship The Drought Is Over (Live from LO Conference) [Integrity]
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
MYTCH Leverage - EP [Credential]
Blessing Offor To All A Good Night (The King Has Come) [Capitol CMG]
Anita Ranae Dwell in Hope - EP [Rottweiler]
Tommee Profitt The Birth Of A King: Live In Concert (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Sleeping At Last Atlas: Sustain - EP (independent)
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas Live) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Bryan Andrew Wilson, Lola Falana O Holy Night! - Single (independent)
Steven Curtis Chapman 10,000 Reasons/Greater Things - Single [The Fuel]
The Choir Room Better Than This (feat. Dorinda Clark-Cole) - Single [Centricity]
Me'Kayla De'Siree Hands On Me - Single [Motown Gospel]
Dise Prevail - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts On The First Day Of Christmas (I Wrote A Song In D) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow]
Forrest Frank Go! Go! Go! (feat. Lecrae & KB) - Single [River House]
Garrett & Kate Serban O Come All Ye Faithful / All Hail King Jesus - Single [Bethel]
Ellie Holcomb Waterfalling - Single [Capitol CMG]
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
Presence Music The Darkness Didn't Know - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Allan Scott Loser - Single [DREAM]
SEU Worship SEU Worship releases “Wild Rushing Wind (Viento Recio) - Single [Provident]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]
Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]
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