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Crazy Caption Photo No.157: "Winter Wonder Hand"

(pictured: GabeReal and TobyMac on the Winter Wonder Slam Tour. Photo by John DiBiase)
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On the night Toby decided to debut his new single live, he very quickly regretted his decision to write the lyrics on his hand instead of memorizing them. Apparently Sharpie isn't as permanent as he might have thought. [Star]

It got somewhat awkward when someone on the dance floor slipped Toby a $20 with a note that read, "Can you do 'Nu Thang'?" [Lula] *winner*

"I don't wanna gain the whole world and lose my. . . NOTES!!!" [totaltobyfreakozoid]

"Man this is really weird, I could swear I heard a little person on this piece of fluff." [wierdo]

Toby just realizied he can use his other hand to hold the mic. [swiftfoot16]

"'You got me feeling so fly'.... wow that's ironic." [Jeff]

"Zuzu's petals!!!" [Yohannisberg]

"Once again, Toby had his fans eating from the palm of his hand." [weadix_01]

That was when GabeReal realized that Toby was introducing the band members from a note written on his palm. [sammykat]

"The littlest breakdancer was all over Toby's palm." [Dan]

"Do you see what I see?" [Andrew]

"What's that say? 'Zip... your... fly.' Uh oh." [texascagematch]

It was astonishing that learn that Toby still had to write the lyrics to "In the Light" on his hand. [Super Sassquatch]

"I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee..." [Lukers]

"Hey man,This isn't enough change to get a ticket to ride...." [Aaron C]

"It's mine. My own. My love. My preciousssss." [barefootgirl]

Winter Wonder Hand [Ise]

tobyMac and GabeReal started to freak out when they saw a floating hand in front of them during concert. [Josh G]

Due to budget concerns in the poor economy, the teleprompter was pawned and artists are being forced to write lyrics on their hands. [Zak McIntyre]

"You bring the heart, I'll bring the soul. You bring the soup, I'll cup my hand into a bowl????" [theo.johnson]

Toby had had it with Gabe's gum chewing addiction. [jhnwon7]

"Dude, is that what I think it is? Did you just lose a tooth?" [skilletrocks3]

"Why are you looking at your hand?" ... "Oh! I don't know... I'm also wondering why I keep looking at my hand." [JuLz23]

"I'm sorry for stopping the concert, everyone, but I just found a quarter in my pocket. Don't you love finding money in your pocket?" [J-Ra]

"Can I rap this one Tob? Don't you have eleven of the joints on this record?" [Echo]

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This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS
Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture [Syntax]
Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent)
Influence Music One True God (independent)
LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship]
Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent)
Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent)
Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach]
Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident]
Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)

SINGLES
1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach]
Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach]
Elan Brio From Sin to Grace - Single (independent)
GZeal No Time - Single [Syntax]
I.A.N. & Cas Yahweh - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Call On Me ft. Domi Grace - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory GRAH - Single [Syntax]
Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent)
Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent)
Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent)
Razzie, g!ng, Ally Minju NOSEBLEEDS - Single [Syntax]
Rhymes in Harmony Make Room - Single [Syntax]
Rosemont Dust - Single (independent)
Saved By Skarlet Memory Relapse - Single (independent)
Tds Cam Never Really Cared - Single [Syntax]
John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]

Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS
Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident]
Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent)
Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG]
Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)

SINGLES
The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon]
Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]
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