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Crazy Caption Photo No.157: "Winter Wonder Hand"

(pictured: GabeReal and TobyMac on the Winter Wonder Slam Tour. Photo by John DiBiase)
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On the night Toby decided to debut his new single live, he very quickly regretted his decision to write the lyrics on his hand instead of memorizing them. Apparently Sharpie isn't as permanent as he might have thought. [Star]

It got somewhat awkward when someone on the dance floor slipped Toby a $20 with a note that read, "Can you do 'Nu Thang'?" [Lula] *winner*

"I don't wanna gain the whole world and lose my. . . NOTES!!!" [totaltobyfreakozoid]

"Man this is really weird, I could swear I heard a little person on this piece of fluff." [wierdo]

Toby just realizied he can use his other hand to hold the mic. [swiftfoot16]

"'You got me feeling so fly'.... wow that's ironic." [Jeff]

"Zuzu's petals!!!" [Yohannisberg]

"Once again, Toby had his fans eating from the palm of his hand." [weadix_01]

That was when GabeReal realized that Toby was introducing the band members from a note written on his palm. [sammykat]

"The littlest breakdancer was all over Toby's palm." [Dan]

"Do you see what I see?" [Andrew]

"What's that say? 'Zip... your... fly.' Uh oh." [texascagematch]

It was astonishing that learn that Toby still had to write the lyrics to "In the Light" on his hand. [Super Sassquatch]

"I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee..." [Lukers]

"Hey man,This isn't enough change to get a ticket to ride...." [Aaron C]

"It's mine. My own. My love. My preciousssss." [barefootgirl]

Winter Wonder Hand [Ise]

tobyMac and GabeReal started to freak out when they saw a floating hand in front of them during concert. [Josh G]

Due to budget concerns in the poor economy, the teleprompter was pawned and artists are being forced to write lyrics on their hands. [Zak McIntyre]

"You bring the heart, I'll bring the soul. You bring the soup, I'll cup my hand into a bowl????" [theo.johnson]

Toby had had it with Gabe's gum chewing addiction. [jhnwon7]

"Dude, is that what I think it is? Did you just lose a tooth?" [skilletrocks3]

"Why are you looking at your hand?" ... "Oh! I don't know... I'm also wondering why I keep looking at my hand." [JuLz23]

"I'm sorry for stopping the concert, everyone, but I just found a quarter in my pocket. Don't you love finding money in your pocket?" [J-Ra]

"Can I rap this one Tob? Don't you have eleven of the joints on this record?" [Echo]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Thursday, October 22
SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Never Gonna Deserve Ya (feat. Evan Honer) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach The Fox Den Sessions Vol. 1 [Residence Music]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry Sojourner (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? [Cosmic Outpost Records]
JJ Hairston Anthems & Prayers (Live) [James Town Music]
m1L The Prelude EP [Polished Arrow]
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
Melanie Penn Immanuel - The Acoustic Sessions (Deluxe) (independent)
Procyse I’ve Never Been Here Before [Polished Arrow]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
Sidewalk Prophets Great Big Family Christmas (Live) [Curb]
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]
Devin Williams Conquer the World (Live) (independent)

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop Unpack That Suitcase - Single [Sonlite]
Blanca Joyful, Joyful (We Singin' Out) - Single [Curb]
Elan Brio Airplanes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Colle Worthy Of All Of It - Single [Bethel]
Matt Cooper Wonder - Single [QHMG / Quartz Hill Records]
ELEVATION LIVING ROOM BULLS & GOATS - Single [Elevation]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
Lakelin Lemmings I Ain't For Everybody (Piano) - Single [QHMG / Quartz Hill Records]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Skema Boy Worthy - Single [Provident]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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