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Crazy Caption Photo No.157: "Winter Wonder Hand"

(pictured: GabeReal and TobyMac on the Winter Wonder Slam Tour. Photo by John DiBiase)
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On the night Toby decided to debut his new single live, he very quickly regretted his decision to write the lyrics on his hand instead of memorizing them. Apparently Sharpie isn't as permanent as he might have thought. [Star]

It got somewhat awkward when someone on the dance floor slipped Toby a $20 with a note that read, "Can you do 'Nu Thang'?" [Lula] *winner*

"I don't wanna gain the whole world and lose my. . . NOTES!!!" [totaltobyfreakozoid]

"Man this is really weird, I could swear I heard a little person on this piece of fluff." [wierdo]

Toby just realizied he can use his other hand to hold the mic. [swiftfoot16]

"'You got me feeling so fly'.... wow that's ironic." [Jeff]

"Zuzu's petals!!!" [Yohannisberg]

"Once again, Toby had his fans eating from the palm of his hand." [weadix_01]

That was when GabeReal realized that Toby was introducing the band members from a note written on his palm. [sammykat]

"The littlest breakdancer was all over Toby's palm." [Dan]

"Do you see what I see?" [Andrew]

"What's that say? 'Zip... your... fly.' Uh oh." [texascagematch]

It was astonishing that learn that Toby still had to write the lyrics to "In the Light" on his hand. [Super Sassquatch]

"I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee..." [Lukers]

"Hey man,This isn't enough change to get a ticket to ride...." [Aaron C]

"It's mine. My own. My love. My preciousssss." [barefootgirl]

Winter Wonder Hand [Ise]

tobyMac and GabeReal started to freak out when they saw a floating hand in front of them during concert. [Josh G]

Due to budget concerns in the poor economy, the teleprompter was pawned and artists are being forced to write lyrics on their hands. [Zak McIntyre]

"You bring the heart, I'll bring the soul. You bring the soup, I'll cup my hand into a bowl????" [theo.johnson]

Toby had had it with Gabe's gum chewing addiction. [jhnwon7]

"Dude, is that what I think it is? Did you just lose a tooth?" [skilletrocks3]

"Why are you looking at your hand?" ... "Oh! I don't know... I'm also wondering why I keep looking at my hand." [JuLz23]

"I'm sorry for stopping the concert, everyone, but I just found a quarter in my pocket. Don't you love finding money in your pocket?" [J-Ra]

"Can I rap this one Tob? Don't you have eleven of the joints on this record?" [Echo]

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This Tuesday, July 7
SINGLES
Seth Davey Onward and Upward - Single (independent)

This Friday, July 10
ALBUMS
Gracie Miss Misfortunately (CD) [Tooth & Nail]
Jet Circus Dance or Die!: Bone Crushing Remixes [Girder]
KB THIS CANNOT BE SOLD [Provident]
The Kingsmen Still Jesus [Horizon]
Anne Wilson Stars (Blue Hour Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Bethany Wohrle Reason That I Sing [Bethel]

SINGLES
Bonray Time to Rise - Single [Dream]
Peter Burton Life - Single [Provident]
Dreamers Have Your Way/Breath of Heaven (At Home) - Single [Dream]
eddieM What Does It Feel Like - Single [Syntax]
Joseph Habedank Goodness of God - Single [Gaither]
Ashley Hess LOVE LIKE YOU - Single (independent)
Leslie Jordan All For the Best - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 103 - Single [Dream]
Tasha Layton Meet Me in The Valley (I Surrender All) - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Switch Good News - Single (independent)
Amber Lynn Till We're Together - Single [Sonlite]
Marty Magehee Let It Go - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory THRONE - Single [Syntax]
Pastor Mike, Jr. Suddenly - Single [Rock City/Capitol CMG]
Jenna Raine God Made Him - Single [Warner]
Saints in Exile Selfish for Dopamine - Single [Syntax]
Scapegoat Departure (Ft. Union251) - Single [Charon Collective]
SIGNUM REGIS Echoes of Glory (feat. Jota Fortinho & Mayo Petranin) - Single [Fireflash]
Skillet Scream - Single [Hear It Loud]
Zauntee PRICE TO STAY ALIVE - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
Destiny what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
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